Friday, January 31, 2014

It Pays To Have A Bro In The WH, Especially If He's A Member Of Hamas

Obama’s IRS unfairly targeting hundreds of conservative groups, but President Obama’s radical half-brother “got a sweetheart deal” from the IRS.
According to the Daily Caller, Lois Lerner, the senior IRS official at the center of the decision to target tea party groups for burdensome tax scrutiny, signed paperwork granting tax-exempt status to the Barack H. Obama Foundation, a shady charity headed by the president’s half-brother that operated illegally for years. Lerner approved the foundation’s tax status within a month of filing.
Now there is evidence that the Malik Obama is linked to Hamas.
He was even pictured a Hamas scarf (keffiyeh) that bears a well-known Palestinian slogan – “Jerusalem is ours – WE ARE COMING!” and “There is no Israel.”

A Hero To Black Amerca

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God Bless Chick-Fil-A

Chick-fil-A logo 2012

Do you remember two years ago when the Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanual, unloaded on Chick-Fil-A for coming out against marriages between same sex couples? At the time it was a stand supported by Obama before he 'evolved'. Emanuel said the food chain didn't have Chicago values. That statement standing alone would be worthy of a five hundred page book but that's another story. Boston and NYC also came out against Chick-Fil-A for being hated filled.
In case you've been out of the country the southern part of the United States suffered a horrible and unexpected ice and snow storm a few days ago. Hundreds of  thousands of motorists were stranded on highways for hours with no food and no heat. And what did the managers of Chick-Fil-A do in Birmingham, Alabama? Well, they opened up their stores and started cooking and giving away thousands of their sandwiches. They then allowed the people to spend the night in their stores; stores with heat and shelter. Is it me or haven't I heard much about these acts of charity on the MSM outlets?
Charity, liberals, is a wonderful thing.

Political Scandal: Dem or 'Pub

Have you ever watched the news and there was a scandal regarding a politician? But, after the report, you didn't know if that politician was a Dem or a 'Pub? If, an hour later, you still don't know then they were Dems.

Within the span of 40 seconds, NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams reported on two politicians caught in scandals, one a Republican the other a Democrat, but he gave the party affiliation of only one of the troubled politicians. Can you guess which one?
On the January 27 Nightly News, Williams reported that “Florida Republican Congressman Trey Radel has resigned effective tonight. He pleaded guilty to misdemeanor cocaine possession.” In the very next news brief Williams announced: “A name from New Orleans’s recent past went on trial there today. Ray Nagin, mayor of the city during Katrina, in court on bribery charges.” Williams never noted Nagin was a Democrat. (video after the jump)

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Thursday, January 30, 2014

A Little Levity, Please

An email came my way today from my Storm Lake Cuz. I'd never heard of a lexophile but there are lot of things that have evaded me. I'd better hurry up and start readin' because the big dirt nap isn't that far off and I still have a lot of learnin' to do. Regardless, it's fun to chuckle and I hope you do when you read these witticisms.

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that love using words
in rather unique ways, such as
  "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or
"to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

A competition to see who can come
  up with the best one is held every year. This year's
winning submission is posted at the very end.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
 A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
 When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
 The batteries were given out free of charge.
 A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
 A will is a dead giveaway.
 With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
 Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
 When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
 Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the
  wretched crop:

Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

But wait while I throw in a bunch more of these beauties. Click on the attachment and you can find 46 more.


Henry Waxman(Dimwit-Calif), congressman to Hollywood and the stars is hanging it up after forty years. The only man alive who can see out of both his eyes and nose blames his 'quitting' on the TEA Party because they're impossible to be around.
Waxman is one of eleven senators and representatives from the communist party who are opting out in the election of '16. Never fear. Others will take their places. Word on the street is that Sandy Fluke has already been approached to run in Waxman's district. You know a dem is going to win in that district so I say, "Sandy, you go girl". It would be worth some laughs.

waxman on treason

How To Get A White House Invite

"After years of feeling somewhat alone in the world, Conner Mertens, a 19-year-old red-shirt freshman kicker for Willamette (Ore.) University football team, finally has found some peace.
Last week, the student-athlete told his coach, Glen Fowles, that he is bisexual, that he has a boyfriend — and on Monday he announced it to the rest of the world in the name of helping and inspiring other LGBT athletes, students, and people like him.
"Hi, I'm Conner," he said as he sat down with a big smile on his face, his teammates and coach on either side of him, and he dug into the issue with confidence.
"I want to end stereotypes and stigmas that go along with what it means to like the same sex or be attracted to the same sex," said Mertens at the small press conference held Tuesday at Sparks Athletic Center at Willamette University".

Congrats to USA Today for this scoop of the century. It's a BFD story at the very least. When my son was attending John Carroll Univ. in Cleveland, a Jesuit school no less(gays and abortion clubs acceptable on campus)he had a friend who was gay. The kid didn't "look gay". He was handsome in a manly sort of way and came from solid stock. His parents wanted him to hang around my son so that some of the good genes might rub off. It is my belief that Conner Mertens and the kid from John Carroll are the only two boys/men who have ever attended college since the Mather brothers started Harvard who have been homosexuals. Another non-newsworthy item from the MSM.

Guvmint Destroys Little Girls' Dream

‘THE RULES ARE THE RULES’: Government shuts down 11-year-old’s cupcake business

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Is This The End Of America As We Know It

It's the news of the day on the DrudgeReport. Are the Republicans under John Boehner's leadership about to cave on immigration reform? That seems to be the scuttlebutt coming out of that cesspool called Washington D.C.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

If We Don't Think We Have A Muslim Compliant Government Then We're All Crazy

Also, the sharia-compliant regulation threatens to expand the jihadi Fifth Column that counterintelligence already is dealing with in the wake of the Fort Hood massacre. The FBI is tracking more than 100 suspected jihadists within the military.
Making special accommodations for Islam will only attract more Muslims into the military at a time when two recent terror cases highlight the ongoing danger of Muslims in uniform.
Earlier this month, a former Army soldier was sentenced to seven years in prison in a terror investigation. Craig Benedict Baxam, a Muslim convert, was said to have trained with al-Qaida's branch in Somalia. In statements to federal agents, he justified violent jihad and vowed to fight the U.S. to defend Islamic lands.
Also this month, Homeland Security arrested an Iranian-American working for the Defense Department as a contract engineer. Mozaffar Khazaee was busted sending secret documents to Tehran.
In justifying the Pentagon's new religious accommodations, which took effect last week, a spokesman said they would "reduce both the instances and perception of discrimination among those whose religious expressions are less familiar to the command." The terror-tied Council on American-Islamic Relations, which lobbied for the beard exemption, cheered it as a civil rights victory.
Don't be misled. The beard now allowed is the same beard required by all jihadists. Recall that the Fort Hood shooter insisted on wearing a beard at his trial.
The administration is pushing sharia-compliance on the private sector. Last month, it successfully sued McDonald's over its dress code after the burger chain refused to let a Muslim worker grow a beard.
McDonald's insisted it was an issue of hygiene and food sanitation. Yet after Shaheed Khan invoked Islam, the company buckled and agreed to allow Islamic beards and put managers through Muslim sensitivity training. It even forked over $50,000 to Khan.

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Can You Guess The Historical Significance Of This VW

Party bus: Obama and the Choom Gang used to go to parties in the hills in Ray's surf van (file photo) and get high. Weed was rife in Hawaii during the counter-culture years of the 1970s and often smoked openly

If you put the palm trees together with the VW intelligent folks would say, "This is the actual VW used by Barack Obama and the 'Choom Gang' where so many hours of getting high took place". And these citizenry would be absolutely correct. Hopefully, it will end up in the Smithsonian so youngsters forever more will be able to marvel at the shenanigans of our current president. It is the quintessential Horatio Alger story.
There's a not more from the article in the UK Daily Mail; the fact that Obama's supplier of doobies was beaten to death with a hammer by his gay lover.


With better things to do last evening, like watching the Iowa Hawkeyes blow a game, I didn't see our President give his SOTU series of lies. Besides, it's more fun to read about it the next day. Truth be told the Hawkeye game was over before the Big Lie took place but I found other things to do.
In reading accounts on the net this morning one thing caught my eye. During the speech Obama said that he would bypass congress if necessary to get things done----and members of congress applauded wildly! This would have the same impact as a doctor telling a patient he was going to de-testacle him. And they told him enthusiastically to go for it .
There are members of congress, elected by people in their district to represent them, who will gladly give up their constitutional power so that we can have a dictator in office. What else is there to say except we're in big trouble.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Because I Still Believe Romney Won

From Diogenes Middle Finger: Think about this as you don't watch SOTU speech

* In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama received 100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for Romney.
(A mathematical and statistical impossibility).
* In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of the votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their
polling locations – and not one single vote was recorded for Romney.
(Another statistical impossibility).
* In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only 98,213 eligible voters.
* In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered eligible voters but 247,713 votes were cast.
* The National SEAL Museum, a polling location in St. Lucie County, FL had a 158% voter turnout.
* Palm Beach County, FL had a 141% voter turnout.
* In Ohio County, Obama won by 108% of the total number of eligible voters.

Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to

Why MSNBC's Viewership Is In The Tank

MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell discussing previous State of the Union addresses claimed Iran was working with us as "more or less an American ally" before President George W. Bush labeled them as part of the "Axis of Evil"...

The sad thing about this statement is she believes it. Andrea, open a history book and go back to the Carter Administration.

Rush Limbaugh Is Funny

Rush opened his monologue today with a couple of very funny anecdotes regarding tonight's State of the Union Address. He suggested that John Boehner, who sits behind the President, should be wearing a doctors gown, an obvious attempt to illustrate Obama's failed rollout of ObamaCare when he had a number of faux doctors standing behind him. Better yet, he suggested that male members of the Republican Party sit next to married female members and with their arms around them take 'selfies' while Obama speaks. This, of course, would mimic what Obama did at the Mandela memorial. That would be a classic move and one for posterity.

My Grandchildren Call It 'Tooting'

Gassy German cows
cause barn explosion
Associated Press, by Staff    Original Article
Posted By: Scottyboy- 1/28/2014 10:15:41 AM     Post Reply
A build up of methane gas from a herd of flatulent cows has caused an explosion on a farm. The blast, caused by a concentration of gas emitted by a group of 90 cows, damaged the roof of their cow shed — leaving one of the animals injured. High levels of the gas had built up in the structure in the central German town of Rasdorf. Then "a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames," police said in a statement. One cow was treated for burns. Methane emitted by cows worldwide is believed to contribute to global warming.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Worst Jobs President In Sixty Years

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Obama has the worst record of any President in the last 60 years. From 1948 until January 2009 when Obama took office, there has been a combined 39 months of unemployment above 8 percent. Since Obama took office we  endured more than 43 consecutive months of unemployment above 8 percent.


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I bet when you saw this photo it came to your mind that you expected me to title it: "Aw Crap". Not this guy. I've got too much class. These toilets are typical of what you'll find at the Sochi Olympic games. When they were first shown it was thought they were for increased security. E.g. if a person has a bomb it would be a little difficult to detonate it if another person was sitting(or standing)next to him(or her).
Now we find out that the biffy's were installed as a cost saving plan. Oh those Ruskies, they've got it all figured out.

It Must Be Global Warming

Whoever came up with the words, "Hockey stick" when it comes to global warming must be brilliant. Most folks know the meaning of the word 'hockey' and they also understand the definition for 'stick' so they accept whatever it means without question.
There were some strange goings on in Dublin, Ohio early this morning at 2 AM. The temperature was 42 degrees. Five hours later there was a drop to 7 degrees. I called my ex-wife(see blog 12-15-13) who is in Texas and she told me that there temps in eastern Texas went from 72 to 25 in a couple of hours.
At any rate, I was out and about this morning at 8 AM and noticed a young man jogging. He appeared to be in his mid-30's with bright red hair. He was wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I was incredulous. Is it possible he thought his red hair might warm up his body?
Then I started thinking about Jay Leno doing his man on the street interviews. You know the drill. He stops people on the street and asks them questions and their responses show the world they have the brains of prunes. Question: Who was our first President? Answer: Beyoncé.
There has to be a way for Leno to ask a question about the sun and why doesn't the U.S. send a space ship there to see if that planet gets hotter during the day and, conversely, cooler at night. Then you could have these street citizens explain the "Hockey stick" theory. It makes sense to me.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

"Fish Gotta Swin"

“Is she going to run? Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly and Clintons have to run for office. It’s what they do. It’s a metabolic urge. All they’ve done in their adult life is borrow money from rich people to seek public office.”

George Will

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Killed Up To 10 Civilians

Obama has launched over 390 covert drone strikes in his first five years in office (Pete Souza/White House).
Five years ago, on January 23 2009, a CIA drone flattened a house in Pakistan’s tribal regions. It was the third day of Barack Obama’s presidency, and this was the new commander-in-chief’s first covert drone strike.
Initial reports said up to ten militants were killed, including foreign fighters and possibly a ‘high-value target’ – a successful first hit for the fledgling administration.
But reports of civilian casualties began to emerge. As later reports revealed, the strike was far from a success. At least nine civilians died, most of them from one family. There was one survivor, 14-year-old Fahim Qureshi, but with horrific injuries including shrapnel wounds in his stomach, a fractured skull and a lost eye, he was as much a victim as his dead relatives.
Ob1 - Fahim Qureshi - Vocativ GrabLater that day, the CIA attacked again – and levelled another house. It proved another mistake, this time one that killed between five and ten people, all civilians.

Now We're All Dopes

Howie Carr is funny. He writes for the Boston Herald. Carr spent a good deal of his career exposing and bringing down the murderous Whitey Bulger. Today's piece exposes the stupidity of Obama's comments on marijuana. There is truth in humor.

"Marijuana makes you stupid.
It’s left to comedians like Jay Leno Thursday night to poke around the truth:
“Doctors warn that pot smoking impairs young people’s thinking, which of course makes them much more likely to sign up for Obamacare.”
Speaking of which, is it a coincidence that America’s best-known marijuana smoker thinks there are 57 states, that they speak Austrian in Austria and pronounces “corps” as “corpse.”
And Barry was the brains of the Choom Gang".

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Time Sure Does Fly When You Think Of The Good Things In Life

You know the old saying, "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes".  And life goes by quickly when you think of fun things. Did you know that Ted Bundy was executed in Florida twenty-five years ago on January 23rd?
I've kind of been in the dumps today and then I saw the story on Bundy and I automatically felt much better. Life is good. In case you wondered, in the picture he's newly deceased.


Who Knew?

As God is my witness I forgot my source. If you created this Micheangelo please don't sue me. How close to the truth can one get? I remember when I was nineteen. I can tell you not one time did I speed in my Lamborghini.

What Was Obama Thinking?

When Barack Obama made the statement last week, "Smoking marijuana is no different than smoking cigarettes" what was he thinking? I would believe that any other person would be taken to task for uttering this sentence. Marijuana has never entered my system. I've never used cocaine or heroine. I am, however, a tobacco addict and I hate it. For the last three years I've kept a tobacco pouch between my cheek and gums. Every day I have two cigarettes with my morning coffee and I hate it, so, beginning a week ago, I stopped with the cigarette thing. I did toy with the idea of the E cigarettes but that's just a substitute for everything nicotine. I'm in the process of weaning myself from nicotine because I'm at that point in life that I am sick and tired of the addiction. My only thought right now is I'm not putting pure crap in my lungs and that in itself is a victory.
So, I'm asking once again, what was Obama thinking? Doctors and health specialists have come out of the woodwork since he uttered his now famous words on marijuana saying he doesn't know what he's talking about. "Barry, marijuana goes into the lungs just as does the carcinogens from tobacco" and from what I've read marijuana is much more powerful in hallucinogens than it was whenever you stopped inhaling(If you have).
Then, I started remembering words from Mr. Obama's bio. It tells tons about this guy in the White House:

"Obama, by all accounts, was a habitual drug user in high school. He tried cocaine, he admits in Dreams From My Father; he “tried drugs enthusiastically.” The Chicago Tribune reported back in 2007 that Obama thanked the “Choom Gang” in his high school yearbook; “chooming” was Hawaiian slang for smoking pot. The Honolulu Advertiser reported that Obama’s senior portrait “prominently displayed … A package of ‘Zig-Zag’ rolling papers and a matchbook.” One of Obama’s close friends was arrested for drug possession during high school.

In his memoir, Obama talked about routinely getting high. “Junkie. Pothead,” he wrote. “That’s where I’d been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man.” But, according to Obama, he only got high because he was contemplating deep matters: drugs could “push questions of who I was out of my mind.”

AS a grandfather I'd be very perplexed if I had a teen-age grandchild came up to me and asked if I'd comment on the President's statement. "Barack, what in God's name were you thinking"?

Friends Of Abe

An organization that was created to be anonymous has been forced out into the open----and by Prog's and the IRS, no less. In a way I'm happy about this invasion of privacy. This may come as a huge surprise to you but there is a group comprised of conservative Hollywood actors. Except for a few, Kelsey Grammer, Pat Boone and it's founder, Gary Senise that you already know, they meet in private to discuss their views and reinforce their principles. This A list of actors is called the 'Friends of Abe'. The word on the street and in gossip rags is there are 1500 of these brave souls. Mr. Senise came up with the moniker because, as one born in Illinois, he wanted a reference to Abraham Lincoln. This group applied for a 501C3 status five years ago. In other words, a tax exempts status to support conservative candidates. The IRS is now demanding a list of their members. (If you drop down to the blog below this you will find a larger list of 501 conservative groups under attack by the IRS. It's sad that the group founded by Senise cannot keep their anonymity but if they are exposed the general public might have a different view of some of their Tinseltown heroes and heroines. Can you say Vince Vaughn and Tom Selleck? There is a more complete list of conservative actors listed here If you open it you might be surprised at a couple of actors on the list.

Friday, January 24, 2014

I Think This Is What's Called Open Warfare

Sen. Charles 'Chuckie' Schumer (Dumb-NY) has shown his courage by coming out and saying that the IRS should start targeting conservative groups. What am I, crazy? I thought that's what's been going on for the last three years. It's now out in the open. Choose sides, folks. The party of inclusion has decided their big tent doesn't include anyone who doesn't follow their credo.
If you think not then check this out:
The IRS Conservative Targeting Scandal involved:
And now we know that Democrats agree with this thuggery.
Yesterday Senator Chuck Schumer addressed John Podesta’s Center for Amrican Progress.
He called on the IRS to continue its targeting of Tea Party activities.

Subway Partners Up With The Butt From Hell

"Michelle Obama has been deeply involved in the food industry since her “Let’s Move” campaign began four years ago. She has successfully coerced numerous school districts to implement federal nutritional guidelines so restrictive that whatever meals result have little chance of actually being eaten by a student. (Many schools have even gone back to their original menus, the ones students eat).
She has now teamed up with one of the largest chains in the world to bring that government interference into the private sector. A recently announced partnership between the first lady and Subway restaurants indicates the latter has promised $41 million to spread the nutrition gospel according to Michelle Obama".

Just What Is The Tea Party

Matthew Vadum, The American Thinker:

"The very idea of "Tea Party elites" is an oxymoron that could only spring from the mind of a partisan attack dog with a woefully superficial grasp of American politics and history. Although the Republican Party's congressional leadership would love to neutralize the movement by co-opting it, no one commands the Tea Party.
Nor could they. As my colleague, Dr. Steven J. Allen, has written, the Tea Party is not a formal, traditional political organization".

My own thought on the Tea Party is it must be a serious threat to the liberals in the congress and the country. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so much hatred for those who support the movement.

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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Barack Obama's Actual Birth Certificate

Because We're All Racsts


Quotes From Lenin, Stalin, Obama and Hillary

If you receive those email forwards from your conservative friends you've surely seen the ones comparing the words of Lenin, Stalin, Obama and Hillary regarding an ideal society. E.g. from Stalin: "one death is a tragedy. One million deaths is a statistic". I'm more interested and concerned with the words that come from the lips of Obama, Hillary and the Far Left communists in this country. I've taken an article from the American Thinker that exposes the philosophies of those esteemed and hateful leaders of our nation. It must have been six years ago that I was speaking with a former friend and the name of Hillary came up in conversation. The only thing she said was, "Oh, she's wonderful". I asked her why considering all the horrible things that had been written about her.
And what was her response? "I don't believe anything I read". (See me cringe as I wrote that). Anyway, that's the liberal thought: feel not think. I want to whet your appetite for this piece so here I present a couple of statements:
"Generally, the Constitution is a charter of negative liberties."3
"If you've got a business - you didn't build that.  Somebody else made that happen."2
"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody."4

"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
"It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
"We can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
"We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground."
"I certainly think the free market has failed." 
 "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in the entire economy, that they are being watched."

Isn't it amazing how little the goals and objectives of Marxism-Leninism have changed over the past 97 years, and how clear they continue to be for those who open their eyes.

You should really open the link and glance at more of these quotes from the communists, dead and alive, to realize how in concert they are with each other. Scary stuff.

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A Simple Common Core Math Problem

What they're asking kids to do is this: Rather than simply memorize the fact that seven plus seven equals fourteen, they're training kids to recognize possible shortcuts or easier paths to computation. If a kid realizes a seven is made up of 3 plus four, and remembers that three plus seven equals ten, then he can "simplify" the problem as ten plus four, which gives fourteen.
Here's the problem: The shortcut/easier path of computation is actually more complicated than just learning that seven plus seven equals fourteen.
Thanx to Ace of Spades HQ

Now you know how simple it is.

How Harry Reid Makes $$$ Without Really Trying

The Senate’s code of conduct stipulates that a senator may not “permit any compensation to accrue to his beneficial interest” as a result of “influence improperly exerted from his position.” It prohibits petitioning executive branch agencies for financial benefit for the benefit of immediate family.
Cause of Action accuses Mr. Reid of attempting to influence the Obama administration to overrule career bureaucrats at the Department of Homeland Security to “expedite” visa applications for nearly two-dozen foreign nationals who were investors in a Nevada casino. Mr. Reid’s son, Rory, was a lawyer for the casino.
The facts are clear enough. Career officials at the Department of Homeland Security turned down an expedited EB-5 visa application by the SLS Hotel & Casino in 2012 because agents were concerned over “suspicious financial activity.” Mr. Reid called Alejandro Mayorkas, who was then the director of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, to ask him to reverse the decision. Mr. Mayorkas cheerfully obliged.
Mr. Reid then changed Senate rules so that Mr. Mayorkas could be promoted to the No. 2 position at the Department of Homeland Security, even though he was the subject of an investigation by the inspector general.

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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Wanna Get Rich? Become The NFL Commissioner

As the Super Bowl approaches New York much like a blizzard, here are some things to think about: in 2012, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was paid $29.5 million to run the organization. And that’s not all. The NFL, if you didn’t realize it, exists as a 501 c 6 organization. It’s not for profit!
In order to have that status, the NFL must be run as a charitable foundation. In 2012, they gave away a meager $2.3 million. Almost all of it–$2.1 million– went to the NFL Hall of Fame.
Goodell made 15 times what the group donated to other charities.
More crazy: Goodell’s salary is 1/10th of what the NFL claimed in total assets for 2012– $255 million.
Or even crazier: the NFL only made charitable donations equaling one-one hundredth of their annual income.

Disappearing Act

You all know Jay Carney. He's the wimpy White House spokesman who lies for Obama on a daily basis. I saw him tonight for the first time since January 6, 2014. He's growing a full beard. Maybe he's trying to disappear.

Since When Is Chopping Up And Suctioning A Baby Healthcare

Texas Gov. Wannabe, Wendy Davis, A Real Doozy

Are you familiar with Wendy Davis? She's a Texas legislator who gained fame for doing what Ted Cruz did in the US Senate. She had a filibuster calling for abortions in Texas at any time, even after a life birth. Cruz only wanted to keep one-sixth of the economy from going broke. The liberal media called her a genuine heroine while Cruz was proclaimed a dufus. She claimed that,  because she was a single mother who didn't learn how to keep her legs closed, she should be praised as a heroine against the 'War of Women'. Now, poor Wendy is in a pickle because she seemingly embellished her personal resume by saying she paid her way through Harvard all by her itty bitty self. We now know that Ms. Davis had her then husband cash in his 401K, take the cash, and pay off her college debts. She then then moved out of their home the next day. Hmmm! Isn that kind of like what prostitutes do? If that would have been a man pulling this stunt NOW would have put out an APB for Lorena Bobbit. Oh, and Mr. Davis, after the divorce, was awarded custody of his two children; something to do with her being an adulteress.
Yesterday, sweet Wendy claimed her Republican opponent for governor in Texas was making too big a deal about this and was fomenting lies against her.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Real Unemployment At 37.2%

Don't believe the happy talk coming out of the White House, Federal Reserve and Treasury Department when it comes to the real unemployment rate and the true “Misery Index.” Because, according to an influential Wall Street advisor, the figures are a fraud.
In a memo to clients provided to Secrets, David John Marotta calculates the actual unemployment rate of those not working at a sky-high 37.2 percent, not the 6.7 percent advertised by the Fed, and the Misery Index at over 14, not the 8 claimed by the government.
Marotta, who recently advised those worried about an imploding economy to get a gun, said that the government isn't being honest in how it calculates those out of the workforce or inflation, the two numbers used to get the Misery Index figure.

Mark Levin: Short And To The Point

"Obama wouldn’t let his son play football: I wouldn’t let his son be an ambassador"   

55,000,000 As In Million

40 years ago today, seven men on the Supreme Court decided in favor of a case presented to them from a 27 year-old, unknown, post-abortive lawyer, Sarah Weddington. That case was Roe v. Wade and, along with its companion Doe v. Bolton, it legalized abortion in all 9 months of pregnancy, for any reason, in the United States.

When Is Too Much Money Too Much Money

Rosa DeLauro(Dimmwit-Connecticut) has been on a rant the past couple of days about money or the lack thereof for many of our populace. She's been speaking out about the declining middle class and how we need to spread the wealth around. I enjoy hearing members of the opposition party tell us about who should and shouldn't have money. It makes for rapid fire discussions. Last summer, the mother of one of my best friend's at our Minnesota lake place, was telling me why she watched MSNBC only. It's because it's the only station that gives you the truth. She, a very lovely lady and the wife of a minister, said that if we(I guess she meant me, too) didn't take care of the poor through increased taxation then who would?
This woman is so lovely(and deluded) that I didn't say anything to her. At any rate, Mrs. DeLauro caught my attention because she is a parallel to the 'Lady at the Lake'. Her thinking brings on a healthy dose of class warfare which is one of the special ways in which the Progressive-Socialist-Communist Party in this country survives.
Another item about Rosa DeLauro: She has a net worth of $20 million dollars. I like it when people earn this much cash; more power to them. I don't, however, like it when Washington pols get their money by eating at the government trough. Whenever I read numbers like Rosa's I wonder how much she gives to charity. Not too much, I'd wager. But I can look it up.

Follow The Money

The State of Oregon is inspired by Pres. Obama's "Who cares" speech on marijuana. Pro-advocates are excited because they feel they will follow quickly behind Washington and Colorado to have legalization of the ganja for recreational use. It's too soon to understand the ramifications of the lax drug laws: auto accidents, lung and brain damage, skyrocketing crime, the influx of south of the border drug cartels. There is one obvious reason for voting 'Yes" by all of these state legislatures. It is estimated that the purchase of marijuana, legally, will add $65 million in revenues to the state coffers and that is the biggest reason for it's passage. Common sense be damned.

Monday, January 20, 2014

This Is What Pro-Aborts Call A Blob Of Tissue

Beloved son: Fretz says the term 'fetus' is insulting, and that her son was a baby, even though he was so tiny

Beloved son: Fretz says the term 'fetus' is insulting, and that her son was a baby, even though he was so tiny
A Pennsylvania mother who gave birth to her son at 19 weeks posted her story and photographs on her blog to share with friends and family, but her brave choice has spread way beyond her immediate circle to bring comfort to other grieving mothers.
Alexis Fretz was 30 years old and 19 weeks pregnant with her third child when she began bleeding lightly.
Not overly worried, she called her midwife and as a precaution was advised to head to the ER in a Kokomo, Indiana hospital for a check-up. By the end of the day, her son Walter had been born and died in her arms


The First Condom Fashion Show

Condoms aren’t just for safe sex anymore — Montana State University apparently considers them as great clothing material.
Next month the public university will hold a Latex and Lace Condom Fashion Show, in which about 30 students will strut down a T-shaped runway — in front of more than 1,300 MSU students and staff — dressed in outfits comprised of condoms.
According to an email announcement obtained by The Daily Caller from Mandy St. Aubyn, program manager in the school’s Office of Activities & Engagement, the event will be held on Friday, Feb. 7 this year.

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Obama: "Ratings Fall Because Of Racism"

Obama blamed his sinking popularity on racism in his latest interview with the New Yorker.
It couldn’t possibly be his failed economic policies, the fact that he lied to Americans for years about Obamacare or his destructive foreign policy.
No, it’s racism.
Bloomberg reported:
President Barack Obama said that racial tensions may have softened his popularity among white voters within the last two years, according to a story posted on the New Yorker magazine’s website today.
“There’s no doubt that there’s some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president,” Obama said in the article by David Remnick, appearing in the magazine’s Jan. 27 edition.


When I was a kid we could about get away with about anything in my family--anything, that is except saying, "Oh, shut up"; Different strokes for different folks and all that jazz. However, there are times for one's own mental health when it has to be verbally or mentally said.
I was flying home from Ft. Myers, Fla. last night and a young man sitting next to the window, two seats to the left of me, was constantly sucking down phlegm. He'd snort through his nostrils.(We had a full airplane so I couldn't move) This "snortation" went on and on and on. It deserved a big time "shut up" but I didn't do it. My kindness overwhelms me.
Once, twenty years ago, some guy came up to me when I was talking to a friend of mine about a mole on my forearm. He told me I had cancer without be asked his opinion. "Shut up, man", is what I said to him.
Two weeks ago I went to a place called the Good Feet Store and purchased shoe inserts for my ailing feet and hammer toes. I'm a salesmen's best friend, impulsive and stupid when it comes to buying items; instant gratification is what I want. I spent $325.00 on these things and guess what? When I walked out the store they were mine, no returns allowed. Even my personal GP doctor received an, "Oh, shut up". I had a physical and was telling my Doc friend about my purchase. And what did he say? Well, it was one of these responses that I absolutely hate, "You should have come to me first. I would have written you a prescription to a podiatrist and you could have used Medicare to get them for next to nothing".
 I was at the Michael's store in Dublin. It's a craft shop. I bought a small plaque with an in scripted engraving. There were eight letters in this four inch long piece of cheap metal. The price came to $25.00. I bought it because my neighbor gave me a personalized photo of Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus and there were only four in existence. I felt an obligation to make the buy. When I paid for it I asked the sales lady why it was so high priced and before I could get an answer a kid standing next to me said: "You should have gone to-----and before he could finish I held my ears with the palms of my hands and said, "Oh, Shut Up". I think people think they're being helpful when they unintentionally make others feel like a jackass but, believe me, it only causes embarrassment and mini-anger and I don't need it
The President deserves a couple of "Oh, shut ups, big time. Yesterday he said if he had a son he wouldn't want him to play Pro football. No, if he had a son he'd want him to be a thug, attack people physically and smoke dope. Today, Mr. Obama told us that marijuana wasn't as harmful as alcohol. Oh great, knowing liberals the way I do now we can expect kids to be glomming onto as much weed as possible because the President weighed in on the matter. Why does he even need to say anything about these subjects. Until 2002 I was an alcohol aficionado. But since I've given it up I don't talk about it to anyone. It's none of my business. Now, Obama thinks he's a father figure to our children. Just because he "was" an expert with the Choom Gang doesn't mean he has the right to dictate our football or psychedelic preferences. "BARRY, DOUBLE SHUT UP".

Sunday, January 19, 2014


Dublin, Ohio here I come. Yowza, yowza, yowza, I'll be flying out of Ft. Myers, Florida at 6 PM headed for the balmy confines of my sofa. Florida wasn't exactly what I expected; temps in the 80's, sunny skies and a sun tan as a personal gift to me. Seems like every day I woke up to temps in the 50's but that's okay. Life is what one makes it.
Sunday should be a day of rest and today's blogging will be that. My most important part of leaving was to make certain my GPS, golf range finder and fishing lures were placed at the bottom of my suitcase. If either the TSA or a Southwest employee wants them this time I'm going to make them work for 'em.
I had my heart set an a Cuban sandwich while I was here. They're my very favorite. Unfortunately, I didn't get the real deal. Last night being my last night in the condo and not wanting to mess up the kitchen I did come across a place that did sell ready made Cubans. Sadly, it was at a 7-11 and the sandwich would be like buying Kobe steak and then finding out it's from the hindquarters of somebody's rat terrier.
Up, up and away.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Just An Honest Mistake
sarah palin dad

The father of former GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been harassed six times since 2008, says the Tea Party favorite’s brother.
“My father, who worked multiple jobs and faithfully and honestly paid his taxes for fifty years, had never heard a word from the IRS,” wrote Chuck Heath, Jr. on his Facebook page. “In 2008, his daughter was tapped to run for vice president of the United States. Since that time, he has been, in his words ‘horribly harassed’ six times by the agency.”

Gov. Cuomo: "Pro-Life People Stay Out Of New York State"

Cuomo: Pro-life people have “no
place in the state of New York”
Hot Air, by Mary Katherine Ham    Original Article
Posted By: PageTurner- 1/18/2014 1:13:10 AM     Post Reply
Forty-eight percent of Americans and all priests and nuns are no longer welcome in the Empire State, according to its governor. Delivering a monologue on Republicans with all the hyperbole of an MSNBC anchor and none of the charm, Cuomo offered this: You have a schism within the Republican Party. … They’re searching to define their soul, that’s what’s going on. Is the Republican party in this state a moderate party or is it an extreme conservative party? That’s what they’re trying to figure out. It’s a mirror of what’s going on in Washington.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Christie's Exact Explanation

This 'N That in Port Charlotte, Florida

I AM living the American Dream. There aren't too many folks who can, on a whim, snag an airplane ticket and fly off to a warmer winter refuge for a few weeks of relaxation in the sun. Clarification necessary: a ticket was not snagged. It was about to expire and I needed to use it. I'm still a penny pincher. My ex-boss has a villa useable by former employees at a cost of nothing. I figured Port Charlotte, Fla. was as good a spot as any to while away the time while my ex-wife(see blog 12-15-13) was helping her Texas brother recuperate from hip surgery.
When traveling, guys like me should keep a daily diary. Anytime anyone travels they should keep a diary. The ex-wife and I have traveled Europe and she'll bring up a city or destination and I'll say, "I don't remember going to the Vatican". Stuff like that is frustrating and embarrassing.
Anyhoo,(my buddy in Oklahoma always says that), since I've arrived I've noticed a few things that are out of the norm.
I try to think I'm a good Catholic and I like confession because it's a sacrament but I've never had confession heard on the alter, directly in front of the congregation, five minutes before Mass began. The good Father felt it was necessary to speak as if he had a microphone attached to his vocal chords. I whispered. The interesting thing about going to confession at age 68 is it's the same as going at age 14. In my early teens I'd say, "Bless me Father for I have sinned--I had impure thoughts" At the age of 68 I'll say, "Bless me Father for I have sinned. I had impure thoughts". There were so many ladies with walkers and in canes in the congregation I was afraid they might act on my transgressions so I whispered my sin in Father's ear.
I was in a shopping mall and sat down to watch a group of 5 year olds strut their stuff onstage. It was an audition for beauty contests for kiddies. They were wearing false eyelashes and tight fitting clothes and their makeup was put on with a trowel. They strutted their stuff on a walkway while their mom smiled or grimaced based on how their hootchy- kootchy child performed.

I can't get used to old people. Florida has tons of old people. I know, I know, I'm old but I'm not old---old There's a difference between being mentally old and mentally young. I will forever be
a "looker". When the day comes that I can't enjoy a great set of pins underneath a short skirt drop me in a six foot hole. There's one other thing worse than being mentally old. It's being crotchety old.
There's a special place for those who are crotchety. It's called a home for nothing but crotchety people. They deserve each other. I was in our villa rec center and got too close to an old codger's pool cue. True story: He wanted to know why I did that? True answer: "Just to F up your day".
I've had an epiphany about staying young. If you want to be forever youthful play golf. I'm serious. Whiners, complainers, swearers and crotchety dudes not allowed. Here's what you get: green grass, mostly blue skies, water, beautiful trees, different types of birds, alligators and good company; all God's children should have this thrill.
Here's a money saving tip especially if you're a man, sans female companion, and don't give a hoot what people think. I rented a car from Budget for eleven days. It's a KIA, the size of a telephone booth and the final tab will be $490.00.
Three days ago I drove by a U-Haul joint. They were advertising those small moving trucks for $19.99 a day. Figure it out. I could have saved a couple hundo.
Fair warning if this bothers you and you're planning a visit to this community. Port Charlotte is very blue collar; tattoos and a pack of cigarettes rolled up in the sleeves of t-shirts. The ladies wear very revealing tops but their hooters hang down to their navels. You get the picture, right? Just down the road is Punta Gorda. It even sounds rich. It's not blue collar. That's where my boss lives.
I'll be looking forward to going back to Dublin, Ohio. One has to be from the Midwest to understand this. The only college sports in this area are The ACC and Southeast Conference; very boring for this guy. If you want to watch a Big Ten or Big Twelve game you have to buy it.
February is right around the corner. The days get longer and the sun shines warmer plus we only endure 28 more days of winter.
Life goes on.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

"Yes, We Can Make It Happen"

"Pass The Penis Pump, Please"

More news about your tax dollars at work:
Penis pumps cost the U.S. government’s Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level, according to a government watchdog’s report released on Monday.
The report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services said Medicare, the government health insurance system for seniors, paid nearly 474,000 claims for vacuum erection systems, or VES, totaling about $172.4 million from 2006 to 2011. Yearly claims for the devices nearly doubled from $20.6 million in 2006 to $38.6 million in 2011.
According to the Mayo Clinic, penis pumps are one of a few treatment options for erectile dysfunction.

John Kerry IS An Idiot

There's poverty in America and there are distinct pockets of seemingly perpetual areas of poverty: Eastern Kentucky, for example. The people of Appalachia are steeped in economic demise. Yet, I don't see these folks carrying on terrorism to gain their freedom. Evidently, John Kerry, Sec. of State thinks differently. He's a believer that world terrorism is brought on my poverty. That's weird. I always thought it had something to do with religion and Jihad. Silly me.

"What an idiot.
Secretary of State John Kerry met with his counterpart Pietro Parolin at the Vatican in Rome on Monday. After their meeting Kerry said this, via Weekly Standard:
We talked about the common interest of Pope Francis and President Obama in addressing poverty and extreme poverty on a global basis. The United States of America is deeply involved in efforts in Africa and in other parts of the world – in Asia, South Central Asia – to address this poverty, as is the Catholic Church. And so we have a huge common interest in dealing with this issue of poverty, which in many cases is the root cause of terrorism or even the root cause of the disenfranchisement of millions of people on this planet.
Someone needs to inform the Secretary of State – The international jihad network was behind 95% of world’s suicide bombings in 2013".

Liberalism Run Amok In Junior High Schools

The father of a 13 year-old girl who was upset by a classroom poster that listed sex acts was shocked to hear that the poster is part of her school’s health and science curriculum.

As local Fox News affiliate in Kansas,, reported Tuesday, Mark Ellis said his daughter, a student at Hocker Grove Middle school in the Shawnee Mission School District, was “shocked” by what she saw on a poster on a classroom wall in school. Ellis said his daughter took a picture of the poster and showed her parents.
Originally, Ellis assumed the poster to be a student prank, until he called the school and discovered it was part of the curriculum.
“Why would you put it in front of 13 year-old students?” he asked.
The poster, entitled, “How Do People Express Their Sexual Feelings?” lists sex acts such as: Oral Sex, Sexual Fantasy, Caressing, Anal Sex, Dancing, Hugging, Touching Each Other’s Genitals, Kissing, Grinding, and Masturbation.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Read Enough On Benghazi? Okay, Then Read This

A new Senate report settles this, pointing out that FBI and CIA review of closed-circuit video at the mission a week after the Sept. 11, 2012, assaults "showed there were no protests prior to the attacks."
But the long-overdue report goes much further:
• Hillary Clinton's State Department didn't act on warnings of inadequate security at Benghazi.
• Local Libyan militias were used for security at a U.S. facility in an area where terrorist training was going on, and were AWOL when the attacks occurred.
V The U.S. military command in Africa didn't know the Benghazi CIA annex, where two U.S. security personnel were killed, was there — apparently because, like the information wall that kept the CIA and FBI from preventing the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, intelligence agencies kept vital information from the military.
• Similarly, the CIA's warnings of deteriorating security in the weeks before the attack somehow didn't reach the ears of the State Department.
• Our military wasn't prepared to defend the mission in an emergency.
• The CIA's elite operatives were not deployed at the high-risk facility.
The report concludes Benghazi could have been prevented.

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A Person Was Paid To Create This Logo?

Lawdy, lawdy, lawdy: This is the team I root for? The Chicago Cubs have introduced their new logo. This has to be a bad joke. First, you know how I feel about wearing caps backward. Twenty-five year old Yuppies wear their caps this way. Check out the baby blues. They instill fear into me. How 'bout you?Wonder what the St. Louis Cardinals think about this. Their mascot may only be a bird but for years on end they've given the Cubs the bird and gotten away with it. Besides, what other team aside from the Cubs would have the incredible ineptness to trade Lou Brock for losers?
From all indications the folks on the North Side aren't too pleased with this management decision. Last place---here we come.


Testimony was released yesterday citing given testimony from Leon Panetta, Barack Idi Amin Ob-Ah'Ma and the Wicked Witch of the West stating that they absolutely knew the attack on Benghazi was not about a video. I knew, you knew from the get go and now it's a fact.


Since '08 IRA Harassed Palin's Dad Six Times

The problems with a politicized IRS may be far more serious than we have yet suspected. Sarah Palin's brother Chuck Heath, Jr. posted the following on his Facebook account January 11th:

 My father, who worked multiple jobs and faithfully and honestly paid his taxes for fifty years, had never heard a word from the IRS. In 2008, his daughter was tapped to run for vice president of the United States. Since that time, he has been, in his words "horribly harassed" six times by the agency. They've tried to dig up something on him but he's always operated above board.Read more:
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Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Mr. Dictator

We may as well get used to seeing this picture. Obama is going full bore on signing in executive orders. The sheeple either don't care(or don't know) or don't care to know how their rights are being taken away from them. We used to have a Constitution whereby the President enforced the laws instead of making the laws.

The Intolerant Left

TV Star Tamera Mowry Called ‘White
Man’s Whore’ over Marriage to
Fox News Reporter
Mediaite, by Evan McMurry    Original Article
Posted By: toledo- 1/14/2014 12:10:17 PM     Post Reply
Sister Sister star Tamera Mowry tearfully told Oprah Winfrey’s network that her marriage to Fox News correspondent Adam Housely had earned her scores of racially-tinged abuse on Twitter and elsewhere. “See, this is where I get emotional, because it’s hurtful,” Mowry said on Oprah: Where Are They Now. “Because when my husband and I are so openly—we’re fine with showing love. Love. But people choose to look past love and spew hate. That’s what hurts me, because I’ve never experienced so much hate ever in my life, ever.” “I get called ‘white man’s whore,’” she said. “The new one was

Never Cross A Pimp


Did you read the story about Sergiorgio Clardy yet? It's quite interesting. He's a former pimp out of Portland, Oregon. I write 'former' because it appears he's in jail for one hundred years with a possibility of parole in thirty-six. Sergiorgio lost his temper and kicked in the head of a 'John' who failed to pay up for the use of one of the man's hookers. There was other bodily damage done and I won't go into it in detail. Let's just say if the guy was married it would be fairly difficult to explain away the bodily tramau(s) to his wife. End of story? Not quite. You see, Mr. Clardy was wearing a new pair of Nike sneakers when he attacked said 'John' and he's now suing the Nike Corporation for $100 million for not putting a disclaimer in the shoes saying kicking someone could cause great body damage. Hey, it's the United States. It's the same country where a woman won a judgment of one million for spilling a cup of hot coffee on herself. There's another cad involved in this case and that has to be a lawyer. It is not known at the present time the whereabouts of John Edwards but don't be surprised if he's secured an Oregon lawyers license.

Monday, January 13, 2014

A Most Valid Reason To Detest Common Core Education

Carol Burris, New York’s 2013 High School Principal of the Year, reports at Valerie Strauss’s Washington Post blog that Anna Shah, the mother of a kindergarten student, discovered highly offensive materials on the Student Services Page of the Engage NY Common Core materials site. When Shah reported her discovery to NYSED, the page was taken down, though the link had reportedly been active since October of 2012.
The link below is to a screen shot made prior to the removal of the site.
The New York State Education Department (NYSED) site contained a section called “Make test prep fun,” which directed students to a site with quizzes that help them find out if they are a “sexy bitch,” “evil,” a “freak,” “insane,” etc.
Scrolling down and right on the page, students could also click on the links to take quizzes that would help them find out if they are “sluts,” or “losers.”
Questions on the “Are you a slut?” test include:
  • How many sexual partners have you had?
  • Would you have a threesome or a gang bang?
  • Are you often called a slut?
  • Have you ever let a boy hump you or grind on you in your younger years?
  • Have you ever messed around with brothers, cousins, or some other people related somehow?
  • What type of sex do you enjoy/prefer?

Read the entire article if you can stand it. There are plenty more questions, especially the ones to find out if you are a 'loser'.

Is John Roberts Being Blackmailed

There is very good reason to believe that regardless of the media’s skillful smothering of the story, John Roberts is being blackmailed to make certain Obamacare never falls in a Supreme Court case. The basis of this charge surrounds the fact that a series of strange (and probably felonious) acts are attached to the adoption of his two children.
In 2005, when they thought they were doing the Democrats’ bidding, the New York Times dug into apparently easily accessible records and found that the children Roberts and his wife adopted in “South America” started life as Irish citizens. This is a red flag. The laws of Ireland regarding adoptions are very clear: adoptions by non-citizens are prohibited, as are private adoptions.


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