Monday, July 31, 2017

Because He's A Communist

The Department of Homeland Security has released data showing how former President Barack Obama gave work permits to roughly 2.3 million migrants for U.S. jobs in 2016. 

Why Would JK Rowling Do This

Noted authoress, a Trump hater, sent out a tweet and other missives regarding a meeting with a young man visiting the White House. The lad was in a wheel chair. Rowling sent out messages chastising Mr. Trump for not recognizing or shaking the boys hand. Pictures show this is bogus. As a matter of fact the president went out of his way to recognize the young boy.

"C'mon JK, we know you're a slut bag but at least be honest  be honest about your motives. (Is it okay to say slut bag?)

Drug Usage Is Destroying This Nation

Daily Mail (UK), by Emily Crane    Original Article
Posted By: JoniTx- 7/31/2017 12:16:11 AM     Post Reply
A couple have spoken out about how they will spend the rest of their lives raising their three grandchildren after their parents were found dead on a Florida highway from a fentanyl overdose. The bodies of Daniel and Heather Kelsey were found near their still running SUV on the Interstate 4 near DeLand, Florida on New Year´s Eve. Their three children - Joey, 5, Aiden, 2, and Nicholas, 1 - were found by police strapped in their car seats watching a movie. Heather´s father Mike Belisle, 58, and her step-mother Lynne, 56, took the boys in.
Joey, 5, Aiden, 2, and Nicholas, 1, are being raised by their grandparents Mike and Lynne Belisle after their parents fatally overdosed in front of them on New Year's EveThe bodies of Daniel and Heather Kelsey were found near their still running SUV on the Interstate 4 near DeLand, Florida on New Year's Eve

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Chicago: The #1 Gun Control City In America

The violence in gun-controlled Chicago continues unabated, passing 400 homicides in 2017 before the month of July has ended.

This means the Windy City is on track to match or exceed the nearly 800 homicides it witnessed last year. Breitbart News reported nearly 4,400 shooting victims in the city in 2016.

According to the Chicago Tribune, more than 400 people have been killed in Chicago this year. Just four years ago, “Chicago didn’t record 400 homicides until just before Thanksgiving Day.”

16 Reasons That Show The US Is In Serious Trouble

#1 When Ronald Reagan won his first election, the U.S. national debt was less than one trillion dollars. When Barack Obama entered the White House it was sitting at 10.6 trillion dollars, when the Republicans took control of the House of Representatives in 2010 it was about 14 trillion dollars, and now we have nearly reached the 20 trillion dollar mark. 
#2 In 1956, approximately 5 percent of all babies in the United States were born to unmarried mothers. Today, things have obviously changed tremendously. 2008 was the very first year in United States history when 40 percent of all babies were born to unmarried mothers.
#3 In the early 1970s, well over 60 percent of all Americans were considered to be “middle class”, but in 2015 that number dipped below 50 percent for the first time ever.

#4 In 2001, nearly 16 million Americans could not afford the homes that they were currently living in, but by 2015 that number had more than doubled.
#5 Our system of public education is a complete mess. A study of Millennials in 22 major industrialized nations conducted by the Educational Testing Service found that only two countries were worse when it comes to literacy proficiency, and we were dead last when it comes to math.
#6 In the early 1970s, 70 percent of all men in the United States from the age of 20 to the age of 39 were married, but today that number has fallen to just 35 percent. Instead of getting married and starting families, a lot of our young men are still living at home with their parents. Today, 35 percent of all young men from the age of 21 to the age of 30 “are living at home with their parents or a close relative”.

#7 Many Americans don’t realize this, but the United States has the highest rate of illegal drug use on the entire planet.

#8 According to the CDC, 110 million Americans currently have a sexually transmitted disease, and there are approximately 20 million new STD cases in the United States every single year.
#9 Thanks to decades of unchecked illegal immigration, membership in criminal gangs has absolutely exploded all over the country. Today there are 150,000 gang members living in the city of Chicago, and they outnumber the police by more than a 10 to 1 margin.
#10 Today there are more than 4 million adult websites on the Internet, and they get more traffic than Netflix, Amazon and Twitter combined. Addiction to these websites has become a major national crisis, and yet very little is being done.
#11 When a federal income tax was introduced in 1913, it was fairly simple and most taxpayers were taxed at a rate of just one percent. Today, the tax code is more than 2 million words long and the regulations are more than 7 million words long.
#12 Our government continues to waste money in absolutely insane ways. For example, the U.S. military actually spends 42 million dollars a year on Viagra.
#13 We are an extremely, extremely unhappy nation. If you can believe it, doctors in the United States write more than 250 million prescriptions for antidepressants each year.
#14 In 2007, 54 percent of all Americans were opposed to homosexual marriage and only 37 percent wanted it to be legalized. Today, 62 percent of all Americans support homosexual marriage and only 32 percent are still against it.
#15 The average rate of economic growth over the past 10 years has been exactly equal to the average rate that the U.S. economy grew during the 1930s. 
#16 Since Roe v. Wade was decided in 1973, nearly 60 million American children have been murdered in America’s abortion mills. Sadly, the number of children that are aborted each day in this country is roughly equal to the number of Americans that lost their lives on 9/11.

The Sons Of Liberty Media

Lizzie Warren Can't Figure Out The Equal Pay Question

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) spoke out on the issue of gender pay equality in a speech on Thursday without noting the equal pay shortcomings in her own senate office, where women earned a fraction of what was earned by men in 2016.
In an address to liberal activists of the Progressive Change Campaign Committee, Warren said that she is continually reminded on Capitol Hill that she needs to push equal pay.
“Boy, do they keep reminding me about this on Capitol Hill the need to say this,” Warren said on Thursday. “We believe in equal pay for equal work.”
Warren fell silent on the issue of equal pay after the Washington Free Beacon reported in April that women earned just 71 cents for each dollar earned by men. She notably failed to acknowledge Equal Pay Day this year, separating herself from every other female Democratic senator and most males as well.
Washington Free Beacon

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Anthony Scaramucci On The Lookout For White House Leakers

CNN Hosts Panel Discussion Headed By Jake Tapper

It looks like a Hillary rally for president.

Check Out This Dude

I'd like to introduce Sergio Martinez of Portland, Oregon. He was arrested July 25 for assaulting(raping) a sixty-five year old woman. It's not much a big deal, one might say, since muggings by thirty year old guys happen daily. But in Martinez's case it's different.

This dude has been deported from the United States count 'em, twenty times. And yet, he consistently finds his way back(to this sanctuary city).

Insurance Anyone?

A driver in the United Kingdom had a dreadful day on the roads when he totaled his brand new Ferrari an hour after he purchased it.

Police told the BBC that the driver lost control of his Ferrari 430 Scuderia, which “went airborne” off a wet highway in South Yorkshire and dropped down a 160-foot embankment before bursting into flames.

The exact amount that he paid for the car is unknown, but the list price for that model goes for $288,000, and only 499 were ever sold, CNBC reports.

The driver, except for his feelings, wasn't hurt.

New Study Validates Benefits Of Large Butts

MFN - Atlanta Ga.- A new study released by researchers at the prestigious Ima Derriere University of Atlanta, has validated the findings of study done in the last century on the health benefits of large butts. The new study seems to validate previous controversial research done by researcher Sir Mix-A-Lot, whose 1986 publication, "Baby Got Back," was in the forefront of challenging long-held views about the correlation between butt size and general health.

Published by "Def American" in a video presentation form, the article’s findings were not widely accepted at the time of publication amidst allegations that personal bias had affected the research. The allegations were never denied by Mix-A-Lot whose only response was “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”

An outlier in the scientific community for decades, Sir Mix-A-Lot’s work has slowly gained mainstream acceptance thanks to celebrities and especially the previous First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, who gave credence to the study by helping forward the fashion of a healthy over-sized butt by proudly displaying hers in public for 8 years.
Diogenes Middle Finger

Obama Working To Initiate A Coup Against Trump

On Thursday, political pollster and one-time aide to former President Bill Clinton, Dick Morris, revealed Barack Obama, along with a group of aides, have set up a ‘secret war room’ tasked with stopping President Trump and his agenda 
Calls are held 8:30 am est and 9:45 am est. Kathleen Sebelius, former Health and Human Services head and Andrew Slavitt, former head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services are both active in the secret group. 

Barack Obama is turning his new home in the posh Kalorama section of the nation’s capital – just two miles away from the White House – into the nerve center of the mounting insurgency against his successor, President Donald J. Trump.

Obama’s goal, according to a close family friend, is to oust Trump from the presidency either by forcing his resignation or through his impeachment.

Friday, July 28, 2017

If Ted Kennedy Is The Standard For Greatness We Live In Hell

WASHINGTON -- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) today declared Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) to have joined the ranks of late Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) when it comes to greatness in Congress. The senator who was defeated by President Obama in his 2008 quest for the White House stepped in to cast the deciding vote to kill Senate Republicans´ last-gasp effort to repeal Obama´s signature healthcare legislation. 

PJ Media

Isn't Ted Kennedy the guy who let Mary Jo Kopechne drown in his car so he could sober up? I thought so.

Are Gays Born That Way

PRINCETON, NJ, May 20, 2015 ( -- For the first time, a majority of Americans say that homosexuals are "born that way."
According to the latest Gallup poll, 51 percent of Americans say that people are born gay or lesbian, while only 30 percent say outside factors such as upbringing and environment determine sexual orientation.
Peter Sprigg of the Family Research Council says that these numerous, rigorous studies of identical twins have now made it impossible to argue that there is a "gay gene." If homosexuality were inborn and predetermined, then when one identical twin is homosexual, the other should be, as well.
Yet one study from Yale and Columbia Universities found homosexuality common to only 6.7 percent of male identical twins and 5.3 percent of female identical twins.
The low rate of common homosexuality in identical twins – around six percent – is easily explained by nurture, not nature.
Researchers Peter Bearman and Hannah Brueckner concluded that environment was the determining factor. They rejected outright that "genetic influence independent of social context" as the reason for homosexuality. "(O)ur results support the hypothesis that less gendered socialization in early childhood and preadolescence shapes subsequent same-sex romantic preferences."
"Less gendered socialization" means, a boy was without a positive father figure, or a girl was without a positive mother figure.
In light of the evidence, Sprigg said simply, "No one is born gay."

Planned Parenthood Issues Obscene Guidelines on Transgenderism And Masturbation

I don't normally include the entire text of an article but this piece is so disgusting it became a necessity.
From The Daily Wire:

In new guidelines issued on the official Planned Parenthood website, the federally subsidized corporation explains how parents should talk to their pre-schoolers about gender roles, sexuality, masturbation, and transgenderism, even offering tips on how to tell if your toddler "is transgender or gender nonconforming." 
Filling the head of your three-year-old child who thought he was a dinosaur last week with confusing messages about sex and gender?What could possibly go wrong.
Under a section concerning pre-schoolers, the following hyperlinked questions are addressed: 
How do I talk with my preschooler about their body
 How do I talk with my preschooler about identity?
What should I teach my preschooler about healthy social skills and relationships?
How do I talk with my preschooler about personal safety?
What should I teach my preschooler about pregnancy and reproduction?
What should I teach my preschooler about sex and sexuality?
Like most of the topical questions offering some questionable (at best) recommendations to parents, the issue of so-called gender identity had some disturbing suggestions. 
"When it comes to gender, ideas about what it means to be a girl or a boy are everywhere, and these ideas have a big influence on your preschooler. Learn how to teach your kid that their gender doesn’t limit them, how to talk about different kinds of families, how to know if your kid is transgender, and more," directs Planned Parenthood. 
The site also explains that not all boys have penises and not all girls have vulvas. "You can say that most girls have vulvas and most boys have penises/testicles," suggest the guidelines. 
"While the most simple answer is that girls have vulvas and boys have penises/testicles, that answer isn’t true for every boy and girl. Boy, girl, man, and woman are words that describe gender identity, and some people with the gender identities 'boy' or 'man' have vulvas, and some with the gender identity 'girl' or 'woman' have penises/testicles. Your genitals don’t make you a boy or a girl," says the site. 
Planned Parenthood even informs parents how to tell if their pre-schooler is trans or gender nonconforming:
So how do you know if your kid is trying to tell you that they’re transgender or gender nonconforming, rather than just playing around?
Experts say that transgender kids tell you what their gender identity is in a way that’s very definitive. Trans and gender nonconforming kids are:
Consistent: They don’t go back and forth about their gender — they clearly identify with one particular gender identity.
Insistent: They feel very strongly about their identity, and get upset when they’re told that they’re not the gender they say they are.
Persistent: How they identity themselves stays over time.
The site recommends you take your child to a "counselor or therapist who’s familiar and supportive of LGBTQ identities" if you think they are trans. 
And concerning masturbation, the guidelines state: 
You can teach them that touching their genitals is something that’s not appropriate to do in public. Preschoolers are old enough to understand privacy. So instead of trying to convince them to stop touching themselves, have a conversation about boundaries. You can say something like, “I know that feels good, and it’s OK to do that in your room or the bathroom. It’s not ok to touch your penis in front of other people. It’s something that’s private.”
Remember, over half a billion tax-dollars are funneled to this leftist-indoctrinating abortion mill on an annual basis, where they've murdered over 7 million babies to date.  

The Fix Was In

At 2:30 am this morning the Senate voted down healthcare reform. Three Republicans gave their no vote. Two women, Lisa Murkowski(Alaska) and Susan Collins(Maine) along with John McCain voted it down. Forty-eight democrats, the entire band of thugs in the Senate also voted no. This wasn't a definitive vote to pass a healthcare bill. It was only to bring about further discussion. A week ago there were six Republicans who were going to vote 'no'. What happened? Well, my suspicion is that a couple of these clowns are up for re-election and they didn't want to be seen as against the president.

If you think congressional voting is one man one vote you need your head examined. Murkowski and Collins are in no danger of losing their seats. McCain took one for the team. He'll be dead by the time the next elections roll around. This gives cover to another senator, I don't know which one, to go back to his constituents and tell them, "I'm going to fight for you". Had McCain voted yes the vote would have been 50-50 and the vice-president would have broken the tie

There was an audible gasp in the chamber when McCain cast his vote, a visual thumbs down. What a joke. Everyone knew beforehand what was going to occur. The fix was in from the get go.

Would You Buy This House

Another Legend Passes Away

RIP June Foray. Foray, age 99, voiced- Rocky the Flying Squirrel Natasha Fatale Cindy Lou Hoo Little Ricky’s Dog on I Love Lucy Witch Hazel Tweety’s Owner- Granny Talking Tina of The Twilight Zone Various Voices on- Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny The Flintstones The Smurfs Scooby Doo.

Jared And Russia

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Debbie Is In Biiiiig Trouble: She's A Wreck And Ugly, Too

Debbie Wasserman Schultz employed Pakistani IT staffers and brothers who were paid over $4 million dollars over the course of their employment even though they were accused of a cyber-security breach.

Imran Awan was arrested as he attempted to flee the U.S. after wiring approximately $300,000 to Pakistan. Fox News is the only cable network covering this huge scandal.  When Imran Awan was arrested he was carrying $12,000 in cash on him. His wife was carrying $12,000 of cash when she fled the country too.
Imran and his Muslim brothers, Abid and Jamal accessed unauthorized computers while acting as IT specialists. The three brothers were making $161,000, $165,000, and $160,000 and one of the brothers has a criminal background.
Word has it that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is an absolute wreck since Imran Awan was arrested. Calls for her to testify to Congress are increasingly growing as well.

Wasserman Schultz knows she’s in hot water over this IT scandal. The Gateway Pundit previously reported the FBI seized smashed hard drives belonging to Imran Awan. We also reported that Debbie Wasserman Schultz, threatened the chief of the U.S. Capitol Police with ‘consequences’ for holding equipment that she says belonged to her in order to build a criminal case against a Pakistani IT staffer suspected of massive cybersecurity breaches.
Gateway  Pundit

Patriot Actor James Woods Tells The Truth

Adios California And Good Riddance

SB - "The state attorney general of California issued an official ballot measure title and summary Tuesday. The state session campaign can now start gathering the more than 585,000 signatures it will need to qualify for the 2018 ballot. The group that wants California to secede from the United States can proceed to collecting signatures for the initiative. 

The initiative would form a commission to recommend avenues for California to pursue its independence and delete part of the state constitution that says it is an inseparable part of the U.S. The measure would also instruct the governor and California congressional delegation to negotiate more autonomy for the state. This is the second attempt to put a so-called Calexit measure on the 2018 ballot. An earlier attempt was withdrawn in April."
Diogenes Middle Finger

It's a pipe dream, darn it. They don't have the cojones.

Transsexual Surgery Isn't Cheap

Taxpayer-funded sex-change surgeries would cost the Pentagon $1.3 billion over 10 years.
President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that transgender individuals will not be eligible to serve in the military, with the White House citing cost and military readiness concerns.
Internal data provided to the Washington Free Beacon from Rep. Vicky Hartzler (R., Mo.), a leading opponent of taxpayer-funded sex changes, show that even by using a conservative estimate, the costs associated with 0.7 percent of the military population is great.
Washington Free Beacon
This seems like a lot of money considering there is no proof that there is such a thing as men thinking they're women and women believing they're men.

The Rifleman

You know it's a slow day when I'm lying on the couch watching reruns of The Rifleman on ME TV. Lucas McCain is about to bring down a couple of crooks with his repeater rifle. So, what else is new on this show? Nothing. This scenario occurs every day. The script writer had the best job in television.

Then it hit me. Have you ever noticed on these 1870's cowboy shows most of the scenes are shot in either the sheriffs office, on the dusty streets of the town or in the local bar. It seems to me the bar always has swinging doors, about four feet high. I realize these shows were in the wild west with desert like conditions but it didn't seem right. I've spent time in the desert and there are all types of critters that would think their was a welcome mat out for them with these flimsy doors. I know if I was a varmint I'd move right in and park my kiester behind the piano. So, it appears we have progressed over time. Bars have doors and depending on what part of town you reside bars over those doors.
Not much to this post. As a matter of fact if your reading this and come to this last word then you're as bored as I and that isn't good.

Fish Hooks

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota."  Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?”  The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One.”
The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you're not on the farm anymore, son.”
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?”
The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65”. The boss, astonished, says "$101,237.65?!? What the hell did you sell him?”
The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.”
The boss says, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?
The kid says, "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend's shot; you should go fishing.'
The Delaware Dandy

Barack Obama Firsts As President

Of course, you won’t hear about all this from mainstream media so I compiled this very impressive list of his accomplishments.
  • First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
  • First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
  • First president to disgrace the power of the United States by bowing to foreign leaders; King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, Queen of England and the Japanese Emperor
  • First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
  • First President to violate the War Powers Act.
  • First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
  • First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
  • First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.
  • First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
  • First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
  • First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
  • First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
  • First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.
  • First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
  • First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
  • First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
  • First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
  • First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
  • First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
  • First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
  • First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
  • First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).
  • First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
  • First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
  • First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.
  • First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.
  • First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.
  • First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
  • First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.
  • First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
  • First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
  • First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
  • First President to repeat the Holy Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.
  • First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
  • First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”
  • First president to allow Iran to inspect their own facilities.
  • First president to have blood on his hands from Benghazi to the assassinations of several police officers.
  • First president to trade 5 terrorist for a traitor – Bowe Bergdahl.
  • First president to facilitate the Iranians to acquire nuclear weapons.
  • First president to put young children in danger by forcing states to allow men in women’s restroom and showers.

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

…deputies responded Monday afternoon to a report of a “suspicious vehicle” and they located the car at a nearby intersection.
Deputies noted the car had no doors, no windows, no windshield, no license plates and had an ax sticking out from the roof.
 “A picture says a thousand words!” the sheriff’s office said in a Facebook post.
Sgt. Colin Reagan told The Daily News the driver, Jared Price, 21, “performed poorly” in a field sobriety test and was found to be “impaired by multiple different drug categories.”

Father Of The Year

This Is A Kid Who Will Drive His Teachers Crazy

Every red blooded American boy who went through grade school had one of these buddy's(or more) who we could always count on to do the bizarre. In my little Central Iowa town of Boone, Iowa we had them and they all came from one family. They were the Ferry brothers. We attended Sacred Heart school. The Sisters of the Blessed Virgin Mary were on guard for them when we started classes in 1952. Why? Because six or seven of their brothers had preceded them. There were eleven kids in the family. The first was a daughter then zap, zap, zap along came ten boys. That's the way it was with Catholic families at that time. There were many classic stories that have gone down in the annals of Ferry brothers history, too many to recall. The two brothers in our class hung out most exclusively with another classmate from across their alley. His name was Jude and when we get together we can laugh for hours on what happens when their creative minds were unleashed on humanity. Thank God they didn't come along in this century. The teachers would have put them on a variety of drugs to turn them into zombies. They grew up in an age, thank God, when people said, "Boys will be boys" and meant it.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Republican Traitors On Healthcare


How Women Cheat On Their First Date

I've always been of the opinion that first dates should be contractual in one area. A promise by both male and female that neither will wear make-up. Each has to go fresh faced and soap scrubbed, if you know what I mean.

The pictures below prove my point--------if you know what I mean

Coffee: It Ain't Just For Drinking

The household has been undergoing a infestation of ants. Hollywood could make a horror movie out of what goes on in our condo. Hundreds of thousands of mighty mites have invaded my man cave. The upstairs bathroom and shower area is disgusting. Yesterday, I put my foot down, literally, on millions of the critters and they kept on coming. Yeech!

The last order of business was to tell Her Majesty because I was certain she'd say, "MJ, they go where you drop food". I hate it when she does that. Anyway, she may have been half right. You know what I mean, the man cave and all. But the biffy? Give me a break. In my 69 years of going without diapers I can honestly say I've ever so much as eaten a Snickers bar on the can.

At diner this even The Queen said, "You know why we don't have ants in the kitchen don't you"?
I've long learned to tell a women anything about a kitchen. She stated that ants hate the smell of coffee.

Naturally, I was a skeptic because whoever heard of a ant having a cup of coffee so I got on the internet and looked it up. And she was correct. Coffee grounds are a deterrent for having the pesky critters around. Vinegar is one of these, too, along with chalk.

I was kind of hoping beer would be on the list but it didn't make the cut. Crud!

War Is No Place For The Gender Confused

Combat veteran J.R. Salzman said Wednesday morning in the wake of President Donald Trump’s military transgender ban that a war theater is no place for the gender confused.
In a tweet series, Salzman recounted his experiences in Iraq in 2006, when he was stationed at an isolated fire base in the blazing heat and experienced constant stress from the intense nature of his job.
“Everyday was Groundhog Day,” Salzman tweeted. “Wake up and do the same patrols, the same shifts, every single day. It was so damn hot. 150° in the gun trucks.”
“The stress of being out there and doing the same job every single day eats away at you,” Salzman said. “The younger guys had problems with that overtime.”
“After stepping on each other’s nuts living in the same can for five months, guys were at each other’s throats,” Salzman added. “The stress made it worse.”
For Salzman, the intensity of the war theater is so great that many of the men who were not even suffering from mental issues often snapped, particularly the younger troops. Due to service members being in such close quarters with each other, “any tiny little personal issue they had suddenly became a mountain.” Salzman further pointed out that introducing service members to the team who are “mentally, emotionally, or physically confused or in turmoil” will inevitably lead to people getting killed.
Transgenders in that environment are a “ticking time bomb.”
“Political correctness has absolutely no place in the military,” he said.
Daily Caller
Addendum: Salzman lost his arm in combat

Trump Scores Big Time

MADISON - Foxconn Technology Group announced at the White House Wednesday its plans to invest $10 billion to build a massive display panel plant in Wisconsin that could employ up to 13,000 workers but would require up to $3 billion in subsidies from state taxpayers.
USA Today

By my count the 13,000 jobs is 12,500 more than Obama created in eight years give or take a couple. 

Beer Quotes

Quote I
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.” ― Frank Zappa

Quote II
“The best beer in the world is the one in my hand.” ― Charles Papazian

Quote III
“Do you remember your first sip of beer? Terrible! How could anyone like that stuff? But beer, you reflect, is an acquired taste; one gradually trains oneself—or just comes—to enjoy that flavor. What flavor? The flavor of that first sip? No one could like that flavor! Beer tastes different to the experienced beer drinker. Then beer isn't an acquired tast; one doesn't learn to like that first taste; one gradually comes to experience a different, and likable, taste. Had the first sip tasted that way, you would have liked beer wholeheartedly from the beginning!” ― Douglas Hofstadter

Quote IV

“A man has no more right to an opinion for which he cannot account than for a glass of beer for which he cannot pay.” ― Anonymous
Ace of Spades

Trump's Transgender Declaration Preserves A Two Sex Society

The Wednesday decision was greeted with anger from the left, which had hoped that the military’s 2016 endorsement of the transgender ideology would push the Supreme Court and legislators nationwide to impose and establish the unpopular claim that a person’s changeable choice of “gender” is more legally important than their biological sex. If endorsed by the courts, that claim would force K-12 girls to share their shower rooms and sports leagues with males who say they are females, force all single-sex civic groups to accept people from both sexes, and eventually force taxpayers to fund sex-change and sterilization procedures for pre-teens and teenagers.
Trump’s assertively mainstream decision will now help a wide range of civic groups — including conservative and lesbian groups — persuade judges and legislators to preserve the normal distinctions between the two equal, different and complementary sexes which are fiercely denied by gay, feminist, and business groups. For example, IBM and many other companies are now using their economic power to try to block a bill in Texas which would preserve single-sex bathrooms in K-12 schools.
Essentially, what Trump is saying is this. If are born a male then you are a male. If you are born a female then you are a female. 

I Even Figured This One Out

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Debbie Wassermann Schultz Is Toast

Florida Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s right-hand information technology (IT) aide was arrested attempting to leave the country just a few hours after The Daily Caller News Foundation’s Investigative Group revealed that he is the target of an FBI investigation.
The employees had wired $283,000 from a House office building to two individuals in Pakistan, and carried $12,000 in cash on him at the airport.
“On January 18, 2017 at 12:09 pm, an international wire transfer request form was submitted [at the Congressional Federal Credit Union] at the Longworth House Office Building in the District of Columbia, in the amount of $283,000.00, to two individuals in Faisalabad, Pakistan,” according to a 10-page affidavit obtained by TheDCNF.
Imran Awan, a Pakistani-born IT aide, had access to all emails and files of dozens of members of Congress, as well as the password to the iPad that Wasserman Schultz used for Democratic National Committee business before she resigned as its head in July 2016. He was apprehended while attempting to flee the U.S., Fox News first reported.
The Daily Caller
Surprisingly, not one mention of this story from the MSM. Don't hold your breath.

Sounds Like Something I'd Do

A Kansas woman who tried to kill a bug by lighting it on fire ended up setting her apartment on fire causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage.

Topeka Fire Marshal Mike Martin said that the fire destroyed a building apart of the Fairlawn Green apartment complex displacing 17 people and causing $140,000 in damages after an 'occupant tried to kill a bug with a lighter.' 
Monique Quarles said that around 3.45am on Monday her daughter, Ausha and two-year-old granddaughter told her that there was a bug inside their third floor apartment. 

'I found the bug, picked the bug up and I put it in my hand and lit it on fire,' Quarles told the Topeka Capital-Journal

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Who Thinks Drugs Aren't Deadly

Shocking footage shows a naked man screaming at people in a Chicago neighborhood as he is covered in blood after cutting off his own penis.
The unidentified man appears to be high on acid or synthetic drugs in the video clip filmed on Monday evening near the intersection of Grace Street and Drake Avenue in the Irving Park community.
The footage begins by showing the man, who is bleeding heavily from his crotch, shouting nonsense and swearing at residents who are behind a large metal gate

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British Scientists Say Sperm Levels Plunging In Western Hemisphere

Sperm levels among Western men have plunged to a record low, new research reveals.It has fallen by more than 50% in 40 years – and is showing no signs of slowing down.These scientists blame the fall on chemicals. 
UK News
I have a theory on this revelation. Is it possible only men over the age of 6 were tested?
The thing about scientists and studies is all about money. The guys need to come up with outrageous claims in order to receive more government grants and this continues on and on.
I once read a story where scientists did a study on Democrats and it showed that 60% of them were born with their heads up their butts due to complications in the womb. This one is plausible.

Keep Your Kids Out Of Minnesota Public Schools

It would seem to be common sense that schoolchildren fresh off of learning the alphabet should not have to learn the alphabet soup of growing gender pronouns sprung from the laboratories of college campuses. But that is exactly what is happening in Minnesota. On Wednesday, the Minnesota Department of Education advisory council voted to implement an LGBT “toolkit” for public and charter schools in the state. Nor are these guidelines just intended for older students. Instead, they were created for children as young as those entering kindergarten.
The Daily Signal

Al Gore's New Plan To Stop Global Warming

The bulbous one, Al Gore, spoke out on, what else, global warming yesterday. He's decided there's a new method to be taken to get rid of the thing that isn't and that is the forced sterilization of men at birth.

Heck, I could come up with a better plan than that and it's been proven to be true. Why not make it against the law for men and women, during their golden years of reproduction, to make the consumption of alcohol illegal.

Have you ever considered how many children were conceived by folks with a buzz on dating back to biblical days? It has to be 40% of the total population. And another thing, when these illicit hookups take place without consideration of the near perfect gene pool the number of really ugly babies being born has to have been in the zillions.

Don't believe me? Have you ever been to Arkansas?

Remember When We Played The French Revolution

Monday, July 24, 2017

Jokes That Are Inoffensive In 2017. None


Proof: DNC Computers Leaked Not Hacked By Russia

Forensic studies of “Russian hacking” into Democratic National Committee computers last year reveal that on July 5, 2016, data was leaked (not hacked) by a person with physical access to DNC computers, and then doctored to incriminate Russia.
After examining metadata from the “Guccifer 2.0” July 5, 2016 intrusion into the DNC server, independent cyber investigators have concluded that an insider copied DNC data onto an external storage device, and that “telltale signs” implicating Russia were then inserted.
Key among the findings of the independent forensic investigations is the conclusion that the DNC data was copied onto a storage device at a speed that far exceeds an Internet capability for a remote hack. Of equal importance, the forensics show that the copying and doctoring were performed on the East coast of the U.S. Thus far, mainstream media have ignored the findings of these independent studies [see here and here].