Friday, November 17, 2017

The Party Of The Rich

Another Nancy Brain Freeze

Nancy Pelosi suffered an ill-timed brain freeze on Thursday, just as she was questioning Donald Trump’s “fitness” to serve as president.
The House Minority Leader was criticizing the Republican tax plan during a press conference when the topic turned to articles of impeachment that were filed by several House Democrats this week.
Seeking to distance herself from from the impeachment push, Pelosi said, “People want to go do some other things, that’s up to them, but that’s not what our focus is.
“Our focus is on (the tax fight). The, uh—” she said before trailing off and staring at reporters. “Public— has questions about the fitness of this president to be president,” she insisted, recovering from her apparent brain freeze, “and that’s a, a legitimate discussion.
“But our focus, our energy, our, uh— purpose is to get a better deal for the America’s working— America’s working families,” she repeated.

Liberal Thought About Gun Control Advocates

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So the law-abiding people who turn in their guns are the ones responsible for gun crime? And the more guns they turn in, the less gun crime there will be? So why has gun crime gone up? I don't understand! I think I'll fling some poo...maybe that will help me think.
Ace of Spades


The Stages Of Democrat Scandals

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Ace of Spades

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Al Franken Has The Perfect Defense

Al Franken's defense is that his groping was a "joke." Also note Franken only admitted that which cannot be denied, as there is photographic proof of it.

The woman, Lee Ann Tweeden said Franken forced his tongue down her throat but there are no films of this.

Democrats Are Funny

Joe Biden Wants To Be Our President: His Most Famous Quotes






10. "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008

9."I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.
I mean, that's a storybook, man." –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007

8. "A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008

7. "His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." --Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010

6. "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006

5. "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed.
He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008

4. "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America.
Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008

3. "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008

2. "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008

1. "This is a big f**king deal!" --Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010 

"Hey Rahm, Chicago Sucks"

CHICAGO (CBS) — A man killed Tuesday — marking the city’s 600th homicide this year — was among five people shot in a 7-hour span of gun violence on the South and West sides.
The fatality marked Chicago’s 600th homicide of 2017, including shootings, assaults and other types of incidents, according to data maintained by the Chicago Sun-Times. The city ended last year with 781 homicides and hit the 600 mark on Oct. 17, 2016

Democrats Don't Get Their Virginity Back


Now that Bill Clinton and his trashy wife are politically impotent, Democrats want a do over on Paula Jones -- you know the state employee Governor Bill Clinton tried to force to fellate him.

She sued. His lawyers deposed him. He perjured himself (and tried to suborn perjury from others) about his consensual affair with That Woman, Miss Lewinsky.

Perjury and suborning perjury can be felonies, and certainly are impeachable offenses. Democrats played it as everyone lies about sex, and he beat the rap.

Sex is private, right?

Now, all of Washington wants to strip Alabama of the right to elect Roy Moore, and Democrats find  themselves on the outside looking in.

So now there are a bunch of articles about how, oh, I believe Juanita Broaddrick (who claims Clinton raped her).

That's nice.

It is irrelevant.

Clinton is irrelevant, and Broaddrick's story is hearsay. Sorry. Absent a conviction or admission of guilt, it is just gossip.

But things may have been better had people believed her when we still could have had a police investigation, indictment, and trial. You know, all the things that make us civilized instead of the boys in "Lord of the Flies."

Besides, it wasn't just Clinton.

It was Ted Kennedy and Clarence Thomas.

Democrats -- and frankly, most Republicans -- were cool with keeping Kennedy in the Senate after he got drunk, ditched his car in the water, and left a woman to die.

And 22 years later, Democrats wanted to deny Thomas a seat on the Supreme Court because a woman said he put a hair on a can of Coca-Cola.

I say to heck with them.

I advise my friends and relatives in Alabama to vote for Roy Moore. He can always be expelled if he's guilty. We cannot expel Doug Jones if Moore is cleared.

Donsurber@donsurber.com


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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Please Don't Hate Me Because I'm White

A new FBI report indicates that hate crimes committed against white Americans are the fastest growing racial hate crimes in the United States.
The FBI report on 2016 Hate Crime Statistics shows that in 2016, there were 876 reported anti-white hate crime offenses in the United States. In 2015, this number was 734, indicating a 19.34 percent increase.
There were more racial hate crime offenses altogether in 2016 compared to 2015.
There were 4,029 single-bias incidents that targeted “Race/Ethnicity/Ancestry” in 2015, compared to 4,229 in 2016.
Daily Caller

It's Good To Be A Loser


Disney has reportedly offered ESPN chief John Skipper a contract extension ahead of its expiration at the end of next year and uncharacteristically through the year 2021, according to Awful Announcing.
This despite multiple financial quarter reports citing ESPN as a major drag on Disney’s profit margins.
Skipper was also offered this new, long-term contract despite the steady loss of millions of subscribers, not to mention the recurring political controversies ESPN has suffered over the last several years.
Breitbart

Don't Ever Take Your Buddy's Pizza

In an argument over a pizza slice was the catalyst behind a physical altercation between two friends Monday afternoon that involved a golf club, a mop handle and a 5-inch buck knife, police say. 
Drew Cywinski, 25, of Melbourne, Florida, told police he became enraged when his friend ate a slice of pizza that Cywinski wanted for himself, according to arrest reports.
He was so angry, he struck the man in the head with a golf club — breaking the club — then pulled out a knife and cut the man on his chest several times, Melbourne police say.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Blame The Parents, Too

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This is the Toughest History Quiz Ever: How Will You Do?

I've seen this photo hundreds of times and it always piques my interest. Obviously, it comes from the  Nazi Germany era. I've always wondered, is the girl in the middle showing off her new bra? And what the heck is the woman in black spying? Or is she lusting? But that's just me.

Kaepernick's In Good Company




Colin Kaepernick was named GQ's 'Citizen of the Year' a few days ago. Quite an honor, I'd say. He's in heady company joining other winners like Kevin Spacey and Louis C. K., Woody the child molester and Charlie Sheen. And then there's Harvey.

"That's Just Joe Being Joe"



Joe Biden never saw a female body he didn't like to grope. The excuses flew fast and furious. The most popular was "That's just Joe being Joe".

If I did this The Queen would have a word or two (or a million) for me.

But, know what? He's a Democrat and since family values aren't a part of their platform anything goes.

Would you like to read the latest Bidenism? Here it is.

Biden Blasts Gun Carried By Man Who Shot Texas Church Murderer: “Shouldn’t Be Carrying That Kind Of Gun”

Tidbits

The Pew Research Center is a nonpartisan group based in DC. They are pollsters with credibility.

The results of their most recent survey:  Democrats with a bachelor’s degree or more education are more likely than other Democrats to say a person’s gender can be different from the sex they were assigned at birth. About three-quarters (77%) of Democrats with a bachelor’s degree or more say this, compared with 60% of Democrats with some college and 57% of those with a high school diploma or less. 

No such divide exists among Republicans.

Bet you didn't know this. Judge Roy Moore, accused of sexual assault against young women, was a registered Democrat at the time. He should have stayed a Dem. He could have become President of the United States.

This brings me to my final point. If Roy Moore, elected by the people of Alabama, is being forced out of his position by RINO's and Dems why did Bill Clinton get a pass?

At the time his backers said, "what a man does on his private time is his own business". Sorry Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Juanita Broaderick. According to Clinton excuse monger, you're trailer park trash.

How's this for class. Ted Kennedy, the man who let Mary Jo Kopechne drown in his car, named his poodle Splash. 



A Change Of Heart

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So, her I sit while watching one of my favorite sitcoms, 'Father Knows Best'. Th #1 reason I enjoy the shows of the 50's and 60's is dad wasn't viewed as a bumbling dufus.

The other reason is the wives were what we all wanted out mother's to be; kind, loving, caring, etc.

I used to think Donna Reed would be my dream girl. She was more than beautiful. In my mind she was dynamite. But Donna has been replaced. My all-time favorite is Jane Wyatt. Why, you might ask?

Okay, let's get the superficial out of the way. Ms. Wyatt was gorgeous. Did you know one of her direct ancestors was Rufus King? He was a signer of the Constitution. That's heady stuff and in high society could open many doors.

Donna Reed was married four times. I've always thought I'd be a real catch but let's face it. If  had married Reed chances are better than 90% I would have been #5.

The first girl I ever dated who was Catholic I married. From the time I began dating at 16 though 23 those girls were all heathens. So, being Catholic and marrying a Catholic was a big deal for me.

Jane Wyatt was raised Catholic and stayed that way until she died in 2006 at the age of 96. Better yet she married one time and their marriage lasted until one day shy of their 65th anniversary. This time frame would have given me an even steven chance of making good with Ms. Wyatt.

Yipper, Donna Reed has been replaced but by a real dandy.

Injustice

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The Democrat Climbs To The Mountain Top

A Democrat climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

The Democrat asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

The Democrat asks, "Can I have a penny?"


The Lord replies, "In a minute."


Is There A Cuter Kid In America? No!


Meet Alec Cabacungan: the face of Shriners Hospitals for Children, who has captured hearts across America with his famous commercials.
Cabacungan suffers from Osteogenesis Imperfecta, a brittle bone disease, and he has broken more than 60 bones in his lifetime. But that hasn’t stopped him from achieving his dreams of playing adaptive sports.
“Because of Shriners, I can play wheelchair basketball, I can play wheelchair softball,” he said.
Shriners also gave Cabacungan the amazing opportunity to interview NFL draftees back in April, a dream come true for Cabacungan, who hopes to be a sports anchor one day.
“With my commercials, I love helping Shriners ‘cause they’ve helped me so much,” he said. “It’s the least I could do.”

Monday, November 13, 2017

Might Be A Millenial

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DC To Erect Statue To Noted Crack Head



This is just another reason the District of Columbia should never be considered for statehood. In this day and age where American historical figures are being torn down, their reputations as well as monuments, the irony should not be lost on anyone that the District of Columbia is about to erect a statue to a crack head and convicted felon, two timecorrupt former mayor of DC, Marion"the bitch set me up"Barry.
Diogenes Middle Finger

Hollywood Set to Produce Academy Award Block Bust

Sandra Bullock will star in the spec “Let Her Speak” as Texas senator Wendy Davis, whose 11-hour filibuster helped stall an anti-abortion bill in the Texas state house.
Todd Black and Jason Blumenthal are on board to produce through their Escape Artists banner.
At the time, Davis was a little known Democratic senator who soon became a national icon on the subject of abortion after filibustering for 11 hours in order to stall a bill, and ultimately delaying its passage beyond the midnight deadline for the end of the legislative session. The bill would have included more restrictive abortion regulations for Texas and would have closed all abortion clinics in the state.
I can’t wait to see how Hollywood glorifies somebody trying to keep late-term abortions legal as a “win” for freedom. Maybe they should just set the nauseating Center for Medical Progress undercover videos to the “Rocky” theme song and save some money on production costs.
Michelle Malkin

Irresponsible Pregnancies In California

According to the State of California, more than half of pregnancies in the state are unintended.
"Some 700,000 California women become pregnant each year, and over half of these pregnancies are unintended," the brief states. Let that sink in: More than half of the pregnancies in California are unintended. That means an estimated 350,000 children are accidentally conceived annually in the nation's most populous state.

PJ Media

Let this sink in for a while. There are three hundred fifty-thousand reasons for this conundrum but I could easily pare it down to three for four. And you could too. Hmmm! Fifty per cent of the population of California is Hispanic and most on welfare and illegal. That's a good start.

Putting Trust In The Federal Government

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When You Figure Out You're Not So Hot

I read an article in Saturday's Columbus Dispatch regarding the now retired Hall of Fame basketball coach Norm Stewart, from the University of Missouri. The good folks in Mizzou land erected a statue in his honor located outside their gymnasium.

His picture brought back a memory from high school and not a good one. I played basketball at Boone High School in Central Iowa. At the time our conference was considered the best in he state.

We did okay; made it to the state tournament our junior year and was one game shy of the same as seniors. Looking back we weren't all that special but 1964 seems so long ago it's difficult to recall.

Newton High School, in our league, was the power and won two state championships while I was playing.

In my senior year I happened to lead the league in scoring. People across the state took notice. There was a reason for my prolific scoring. I shot more than any players on every team in the state---combined
In reality I wasn't that good. As I look back now I was quite average. I couldn't jump high. I was slow. I had small hands and I was white. Baseball was my game but when you're 18 and people tell you otherwise your head can be turned the wrong way. Mine was spinning like Linda Blair's in the movie, The Exorcist.

One particular Saturday morning in April of 1964 I received a phone call from the secretary of Coach Stewart. She said the coach wanted me to make a visit to the University of Northern Iowa. Stewart coached there before he went to Missouri.

Excitedly, the next week, I drove the two hours to Cedar Falls, Iowa and went directly to the athletic offices. Hell's fire, I even had a special pen to sign my commit forms.

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum(forgive me for that one). When I informed the secretary who I was she apologized then told me, "Coach Stewart is on a recruiting trip".

And the moral of the story is, reality bites.

Worst Church Shooting In History? Not Quite

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On April 19, 1993 the FBI launched an attack on a commune in Waco, Texas controlled by one David Koresh. Surely, you remember.

The short of the story is the government believed Koresh and his followers had illegal guns among other things. The new president, Bill Clinton,  after a 60 day or so standoff gave his go ahead for the Attorney General, Janet Reno, to have tanks punch holes in the compound walls then fire in massive amounts of highly explosive cs gas.

The walls of the compound were like dry tinder and the building immediately went up in flames incinerating 79 people including 12 young children. It was a government sponsored slaughter.

Even the feds admitted they could have apprehended Koresh at any time since he freely roamed the streets of Waco.

I recall Clinton immediately going on the Larry King Show at CNN. One caller questioned why was necessary to have the attack. Get the response from the rapist, Clinton. He stated, "We heard there was pedophilia going on in that building".

What better way is there, if true, to stop the process than killing the adults and children.

In the final analysis consider the following. If you question the purpose of the Second Amendment don't. It's main reason for passage was to keep a tyrannical government from controlling the citizenry.


There is no better example than Waco to prove this.

Your Vote Doesn't Count

Sunday on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) discussed the report in The Washington Post that accused former state Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore engaged in inappropriate sexual conduct.
She said if Moore were to win in the December 12 U.S. Senate special election, he could be expelled if an ethics committee finds wrongdoing in an investigation.
Kinda reminds me of when gay marriage came up for a vote in California a few years ago. The People voted it down by a fairly narrow margin, then a judge stepped in and declared that the issue was unconstitutional and legalized it.
That was the last California State election I voted in. Why bother when one man can overturn millions of votes?

Friday, November 10, 2017

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Biden Now Regrets He Didn't Run For President

How Obama Pursued Illegal Gun Ownership

Want to know how many attempted illegal gun buyers Obama’s DoJ prosecuted out of 48,000

The answer is forty-four.

Townhall by Kurt Schlichter.

This Is What 60K A Year Gets You



Some parents take second jobs, third mortgages and sacrifice everything to send their kids to Ivy League schools like Harvard, one of the top academic and priciest schools in the country, to prepare them for the real world as leaders in business, medicine and law. And those parents should be comforted to know that in this competitive information age,Harvard is on the cutting edge and they're preparing their young people for the job market by helping them master the proper way to stick things up their butts

Yes, Harvard University is in the midst of 'Sex Week', complete with workshops introducing students to anal beads and butt plugs, and instructing them on proper techniques. The event is hosted by 'Natasha' of the  adult shop "Good Vibrations", who  discusses  the value of ‘practice, practice, practice’, and a primer on the importance of using medical-grade butt plugs. It was one of many workshops held at the Ivy League university.  Around 50 students attended. And how prestigious is it to be taught by someone who simply goes by “Natasha?” 
Diogenes Middle Finger

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

26 Excuses Hillary Gave For Not Winning


Here is a list of the 26 people, groups, ideologies – and even those who thought she would win – that Clinton blames for her failure to be elected president one year ago. The list was compiled by media outlets, including the UK Daily Mail, the BBC, the Daily Wire and Breitbart News.
James Comey
The FBI
Vladimir Putin
The Russians
WikiLeaks
Low information voters
The Electoral College
Breitbart News and other conservative media
Steve Bannon
Anti-American Forces
Everyone who predicted she would win
Polls
Green Party candidate Jill Stein
President Barack Obama
White Women
The New York Times
Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders supporters
Brexit leader Nigel Farag
Misogyny or Sexism
Facebook
Campaign Finance
The Media
Women who didn’t vote
White Voters
Republican Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY)

Men

A Tale Of Two Presidents

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This 'N That From Olathe Kansas

Tricked you, didn't I? You thought I was going to write 'from Dublin, Ohio. Well, you were wrong.

I had to make a quick trip out to the old homestead of Boone, Iowa; left last Monday. how many times have I written, my carelessness and irresponsibility fuels our economy? Yippeer, I did it again. 

My Suburu pulled into a motel parking lot in Galesburg, Illinois. The next morning I double checked the room to make certain I had everything I brought in with me. I double checked then went to the front desk.Normally, I don't ask for a receipt but this time I did. As I picked up the receipt I laid my shaving kit on the counter. It's not your average kit.  The Queen gave it to me for my birthday last January.
The price tag on it cam to $115. It's all leather made by Rawlings. For the life of me I don't know why she spent this kind of cash. I wouldn't spend that kind of money on a whole cow. Usually when I travel I throw all my toiletries into one of those plastic bags you'd find at the grocery store.

The owner of he motel was nice enough to call our home in Ohio. He promised to send it COD to Kansas and I'll send him cash as  reward.

Driving pet peeve #345
I found myself drive north on I-35 two miles south of Ames, Iowa when all northbound traffic came to an abrupt halt. We then began crawling along at around 5 mph and all left lane vehicles, mine, moved to the right. The right lane had to be stopped for two miles at the very least. At this stage of my life I'm prepared to know what happens next. Out of my side view mirror I saw cars speeding up the left hand lane to get to the head of the line and squeeze up front. It's called cheating. I should realize that these people are extremely important and have so very many important tasks to perform in there day I should let them do their thing. But I don't. 

I move my vehicle into the left hand lane and stop. Truckers are cheering me on, honking and giving me the thumbs up.

First comes a car with Nebraska plates. He honks and honks again. I'm not impressed. Finally, he leaves the highway to his left and gets on the grass giving me thee #1 sign as he goes around me.

Next, a car with Michigan plates. Same story. And that was it. I knew there would be no one with Iowa plates being jerks. 

We're in Olathe fo our granddaughter's 13th birthday. This scares me. I think I'll go out today and buy a tombstone.

When we were kids we played games like Sorry, Candyland, and Monopoly. My 10 year old grandson asked if I wanted to play a game along with his  year old sister. "Sure", I said, "It'll be fun". The game is called, 'Fire in Tokyo'. The players are Godzilla type monsters, all different kinds. Get this! The winner is the one who kills the other players creatures by using thunderbolts an icon with horrendous giant claws. It's no wonder we have murders and mayhem in this country.