Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Bacon's Revenge

A herd of wild boars assaulted an Islamic State position Sunday, killing at least three of the terrorists and injuring another five.


The ferocious beasts attacked the ISIS fighters as they were preparing an ambush in a reed field approximately 55 miles southwest of Kirkuk, Iraq, a local sheikh told The Times of London. The ISIS fighters were preparing a surprise attack on a group of local tribesmen who had formed an anti-ISIS militia in the nearby Hamrin mountains.
Unfortunately for the boars, ISIS later “took revenge at the pigs that attacked the farmland,” a source told Alsumaria news.
Wild boars, called a sounder when in a group, are known for their ferocity, particularly in herds.


Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/25/wild-boars-kill-three-isis-members-in-raid/#ixzz4fJabCY1a

Another Sign Armageddon Is Here

If you happen to be a citizen of Canada and wish to purchase a gun times are easy. All one has to say is my religion does not allow me to provide a photo and that's enough for an exemption.




Ancestry.Com: A Legitimate Scam

Then Again, Maybe I’m a Black Man
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn.—I’m loving all these Ancestry.com commercials where dim-witted actors say, “I thought I was a Tahitian Eskimo Mexican until I sent in my DNA test kit, and boy was I flummoxed when the results came back! I’m really Croatian with a mix of sub-Saharan! I guess I’ll be turning in my furry hat!”
This is a scam I’m thoroughly in favor of, because it reveals, once and for all, the dirty secret of American politics: Race doesn’t exist!
http://takimag.com/article/then_again_maybe_im_a_black_man_joe_bob_briggs/print#ixzz4fGbVc7MW

Read the entire article from a more than worthy publication

An Ode To B. H. Obama

From The American Thinker:

The press is starting to pile on Hillary Clinton for losing to President Trump, but the real cause of the Democrats' defeat is never discussed.  It is Obama himself.
According to Gallup, averaging his two terms, Obama was the most unpopular President since President Truman, save only for Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford.  Even Nixon was more popular.  That poll will never be reported in the liberal press.  But Democrats can’t ignore this astounding precinct map, that shows how tiny the blue islands have become in a sea of red voters.

Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2017/04/racist_obama_caused_dems_downfall_not_hillary.html#ixzz4fGWbzwTG

Monday, April 24, 2017

This Guy Devised A Really Bad Plan

Prosecutors say Zerrell Fuentes was in the Mecklenburg jail when he recruited three underage Charlotte girls to perform sex for money and help him raise bail. Now Fuentes, his wife and his mother face sex-trafficking charges.

Margaret Sanger: The Left's Heroine For Abortion

Read it all. It's eye opening especially for Black Americans.

Discrimination runs all the way back to the roots of Planned Parenthood. Today, The nation’s largest abortion chain centers its work around destroying the most vulnerable group of human beings today – babies in the womb.
Planned Parenthood performs more than 300,000 abortions each year, many on babies from low-income and minority families, and spends millions lobbying to keep abortion on demand legal and readily available.
These discriminatory practices run all the way back to its founder, Margaret Sanger. A well-known eugenicist, Sanger wrote and spoke frequently about how certain groups of human beings were less valuable than others.
Washington Times’ columnist Rebecca Hagelin summarized Sanger’s views this way:
Minorities crammed into impoverished areas in inner cities should not be having so many babies. And, of course, these minorities (including most of America’s immigrants) are inferior in the human race, as are the physically and mentally handicapped. We should require mandatory sterilizations of those less desirable and promote easy access to abortion. And since sex should be a free-for-all, we must provide birth control and abortions to teenagers too. It’s all for the greater good and for a more intelligent, liberated, healthier population. 
Later, Hagelin pointed to one of Sanger’s frequently quoted lines about African Americans:
… Sanger’s fear of her racist views being exposed, as recorded in a 1939 letter to an ally: “We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population.” Which is exactly what she set out and succeeded in doing.
Planned Parenthood is largely the reason why black babies are aborted in America three times more often than white babies, and Hispanic preborns are killed 1½ times more often than whites. In fact, according to Centers for Disease Control and Prevention research compiled by TooManyAborted.com, “Abortion is the number one killer of black lives in the United States. More than HIV. More than heart disease. More than cancer. Abortion snuffs out more black lives than all other causes of death combined.”
Sanger’s thoughts about the poor, immigrants and others were just as ugly. She described them as “human weeds,” “reckless breeders” and “spawning … human beings who never should have been born” in her book “Pivot of Civilization.”

Chelsea Clinton Told A Hillaryism

In a new interview, Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of pro-abortion presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, says she left the Baptist Church at the age of 6 because it has a strongly pro-life position.
Chelsea the Liar made the comment at a recent fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in an attempt to address evangelicals who question her mother’s faith in God. She said she was upset when teachers in a Sunday School class talked about the wrongness of abortion.
“I find it quite insulting sometimes when people say to my mom, my dad or me . . . that they question our faith,’ said Chelsea. “I was raised in a Methodist church and I left the Baptist church before my dad did, because I didn’t know why they were talking to me about abortion when I was 6 in Sunday school — that’s a true story.”
This is strange. I recall the days when Bill And Hill both professed to be pro-life. Then when the Democrat National Committee switched to it's now pro-death position the Clinton's, along with 99.9% of democrats switched over to the 'dark side' of thinking.
LifeNews

Maxine Waters Is Raping Her Donors

Rep. Maxine Waters (D., Calif.) is slated to pay her daughter another $108,000 for running a lucrative campaign operation that pulls in hundreds of thousands of dollars each election cycle, FEC filings show.
Karen Waters, the daughter of Rep. Waters, collected nearly $650,000 to date for running the operation for her mother's campaign.
Karen is in charge of a "slate mailer" operation for Citizens for Waters, Rep. Waters' federal campaign committee. Slate mailers, or endorsement mailers, involve a candidate or political group paying for the endorsement of another politician.
Washington Free Beacon
Mr. Waters will skate on this one. None of her supporters and donors knows how to read.

27 Year Old Woman Remembers Every Day Of Her Life

A woman has opened up about her astonishing ability where she can remember virtually every single detail of her life since she was 12 days old.
Rebecca Sharrock, from Brisbane, has Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory (HSAM) - a rare condition that gives her an extraordinary memory.
Not only can she remember what she did that day, but she can recall the irrelevant details, including what she wore, what she ate and even the weather forecast.

Rebecca is one of 80 known people in the world to have this condition. One of these is the actress Marilu Henner of the TV show Taxi and now a staple on the Hallmark channel.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4439218/Rebecca-Sharrock-remembers-day-life-birth.html#ixzz4fBqlJhL8
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Emmanuel Macron Vs Marie Le Pen

Okay, I'm the first to admit it's silly for me to even offer one opinion on the French elections. I don't bone up on their history and I don't wish to. I read about Joan of Arc once but only because the nuns made me.  Personally, I detest the Frogs; always have. They're arrogant little twits. The Queen and I have visited the land of croussants and wine more than once. My youngest son studied the language(I'll never forgive him for this)in college at John Carroll Uiversity then proceeded in his quest to become the next Charles DeGaulle by matriculating in the language in the land of "Don't shoot, don't shoot, I surrender" his junior year on their soil.

We'd travel the countryside and he'd relay to me what the youth, especially, had to say about my attire. I was wearing black and white saddle shoes one day. Two teens were laughing at my choice of footwear knowing full well I was a Yank. What a bunch of punks.

So, who are these Marie Le Pen and Emmanuel Macron characters? Well, as the famous Oklahoman, Will Rogers said, "All I know is what I read in the newspapers". In other words, I don't know much.

The papers call Le Pen 'Far Right'. It's so blatant that I've come to believe her Christian name is Far Right Marie Le Pen. But this is not so. In the age of politics and depending on one's country what is Far Right in the USA is much different than, say, what is going on in France.

I took a blurb from the Far Left wikipedia regarding Le Pen?

 'She has also relaxed some political positions of the party, advocating for civil unions for same-sex couples instead of her party's previous opposition to legal recognition of same-sex partnerships, accepting unconditional abortion and withdrawing the death penalty from her platform'.

Think about it. In this country she's on a par with our entire Democrat Party.

Now, for this Macron character. His actual name is Emmanuel Macron but he goes by Macron much the same way you never read about Madonna Ciccone.

This is what I know about Macron. He is a political neophyte; very little experience. He has never been elected to anything. His biggest boosters are French and Hollywood celebrities. He's a community organizer. Sound familiar?

Immediately after the primaries he received a phone call from none other than Barack Hussein Obama on how to win the election. Remember him? He's the guy who chastised the Russians for supposedly intervening into our presidential election.

The biggest topics in this election revolves around Brexit and immigration. If you don't know about the subject it means France might leave the European if Le Pen is victorious, much as Gt. Britain did after last year's elections. Le Pen wants immigration to cease. You know, Muslims especially.

In my view the EU, from the Democrat Party is about sharing and caring. In other words, socialism. Why do you think it's so important for Obama? As for immigration: Why in the world would anyone in their right minds not want to be blown up or have their throats slashed?  If you do want these then vote Macron. 

Sunday, April 23, 2017

What's With Gay Pride?

I read a quote in Rebel.com. It was very short but cut to the core about gays.

"Dear gays: What are you so "proud" about? It's weird that so much of your energy is focused on what you do in bed.
No one cares". 

Quite frankly I really can't remember when we did attack gays. The Matthew Shephard debacle proved not to be true. It was a drug deal gone bad. We can blame Katie Couric for that blunder.

Gays don't bother me one bit. I've been hit on once but I politely told the guy I didn't swing that way and that was that.

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"Bring Back The Guillotine Says Federal Judge

A controversial federal judge thinks firing squads and guillotines should come back in style as the debate over executions in Arkansas rages on.
Ninth Circuit Appeals Judge Alex Kozinski,(difficult to believe this guy is from the 9th) in an interview with CBS News’ “60 Minutes” set to air Sunday, said conducting lethal injections is a sham that masks that fact that people are getting killed.
“The use of lethal injection is the way of lying to ourselves, to make it look like executions are peaceful, benign ... like going to sleep,” said Kozinski, who isn’t involved in the Arkansas proceedings. “And they’re not. They’re brutal things.”
So then what? Kozinski said the act should match the punishment.
When interviewer Lesley Stahl mentions that Kozinski favors death by firing squad, the longtime justice quips: “Never fails.”
Then she brings up his support of the guillotine — a late-18th century device that chops off the head.
“Well, you know, it’s 100% effective,” Kozinski said of the device made famous for beheading aristocrats during the French Revolution. “And it leaves no doubt that what we are doing is a violent thing. If we as a society are willing to take away human life, we should be willing to watch it.”
Wowie! Wait until the libbie gets ahold of this one.

They Really Can't Be That Dumb, Can They?

Well, it’s one less state than Barack Obama said he had visited when he was campaigning for president.
During a press conference in Utah today, Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez said the party has a “57 state strategy” for America.

A person could be heard guffawing in the background as he didn’t correct himself.
It’s not likely he’s including territories in his number, as there are five permanently inhabited territories, Washington, D.C., and 50 states, bringing it to a total of 56.
As Barack Obama was campaigning for president in 2008, he thought there were 58 states.
The American Mirror.

Graduate Of Jesuit High School Speaks For All Democrats

The little tent of the Democratic Party just got smaller, as DNC chairman Tom Perez has called for all Democrats to walk in lockstep with Planned Parenthood on the question of abortion rights, effectively ruling out the possibility of “pro-life Democrats.” “Every Democrat, like every American, should support a woman’s right to make her own choices about her body and her health,” Perez said in a statement. “That is not negotiable and should not change city by city or state by state.”

Breitbart

Ageing Isn't All Its Cracked Up To Be. Just Ask Lelly LeBrock



Has it only been 20 years?

What Happened To Good News

In watching the Outdoor Channel this Sunday morning I was trying to come up with blog ideas, something new, interesting and out of the ordinary. All of a sudden, like a bullet between the eyes, it hit me. Most all the news we receive is morbid and negative. It's no wonder there are so many depressed psychotics inhabiting the planet.

In a quick trip to Bing I typed in 'good news websites' and saw a bunch of these bad boys. I very much liked gimundo.com. Give it a try. Your entire day might end on a positive note.


Where's The Miracle

The Muslim Brotherhood Plan For America

Stated in 1991:

Page 7:
“The process of settlement is a ‘Civilization-Jihadist Process’ with all the word means. The Ikhwan [Muslim Brotherhood] must understand that their work in America is a kind of grand jihad in eliminating and destroying the Western civilization from within and ‘sabotaging’ its miserable house by their hands and the hands of the believers…”
“[W]e must possess a mastery of the art of ‘coalitions’, the art of ‘absorption’ and the principles of ‘cooperation.’”
When will we wake up?

Saturday, April 22, 2017

I Wonder Why

Call me silly and unsophisticated but I wonder why I haven't read a word from the MSM about Mr. Trump's negotiations for the release of a husband and wife from incarceration in Egypt.

After all they were imprisoned for three years, Isn't that enough time to garner a minimal amount of congratulations.

Good Lord, Liberals Can't Get Over Hillary

The media, once again, are on the rant train about Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin having their pictures taken under a portrait of Hillary. The event took place in the White House this past week. The usual suspects, Keith Olbermann, Joy Behar and the clowns and clownettes at CNN went on and on about the perceived disrespect of one of the, if not the, worst candidate to run for the highest office in the land.

What goes around comes around cry babies so let me remind you of what the liberals think of one of our greatest presidents. I don't know who the guy is but he isn't the only one who showed off his lack of intelligence in this manner.

Friday, April 21, 2017

A Celebration Of Earth Day: April 22

I thought it might be fun to look at the predictions for the world on our first Earth Day. Naturally, it started in Wisconsin, one of the leading loon states in the nation. It's a longer than normal blog post but you'll get a kick out of it.
Behold the coming apocalypse, as predicted on and around Earth Day, 1970:
  1. “Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind.” — Harvard biologist George Wald
  2. “We are in an environmental crisis which threatens the survival of this nation, and of the world as a suitable place of human habitation.” — Washington University biologist Barry Commoner
  3. “Man must stop pollution and conserve his resources, not merely to enhance existence but to save the race from intolerable deterioration and possible extinction.” — New York Times editorial
  4. “Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make. The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years.” — Stanford University biologist Paul Ehrlich
  5. “Most of the people who are going to die in the greatest cataclysm in the history of man have already been born… [By 1975] some experts feel that food shortages will have escalated the present level of world hunger and starvation into famines of unbelievable proportions. Other experts, more optimistic, think the ultimate food-population collision will not occur until the decade of the 1980s.” — Paul Ehrlich
  6. “It is already too late to avoid mass starvation,” — Denis Hayes, Chief organizer for Earth Day
  7. “Demographers agree almost unanimously on the following grim timetable: by 1975 widespread famines will begin in India; these will spread by 1990 to include all of India, Pakistan, China and the Near East, Africa. By the year 2000, or conceivably sooner, South and Central America will exist under famine conditions…. By the year 2000, thirty years from now, the entire world, with the exception of Western Europe, North America, and Australia, will be in famine.” — North Texas State University professor Peter Gunter
  8. “In a decade, urban dwellers will have to wear gas masks to survive air pollution… by 1985 air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half.” — Life magazine
  9. “At the present rate of nitrogen buildup, it’s only a matter of time before light will be filtered out of the atmosphere and none of our land will be usable.” — Ecologist Kenneth Watt
  10. “Air pollution…is certainly going to take hundreds of thousands of lives in the next few years alone.” — Paul Ehrlich
  11. “By the year 2000, if present trends continue, we will be using up crude oil at such a rate… that there won’t be any more crude oil. You’ll drive up to the pump and say, ‘Fill ‘er up, buddy,’ and he’ll say, ‘I am very sorry, there isn’t any.’” — Ecologist Kenneth Watt
  12. “[One] theory assumes that the earth’s cloud cover will continue to thicken as more dust, fumes, and water vapor are belched into the atmosphere by industrial smokestacks and jet planes. Screened from the sun’s heat, the planet will cool, the water vapor will fall and freeze, and a new Ice Age will be born.” — Newsweek magazine
  13. “The world has been chilling sharply for about twenty years. If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder in the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age.” — Kenneth Watt

Not For The Squeamish

Evidently it's an ancient Chinee custom to combat constipation home style. First, take one of these foot long Asian Swamp Eels--

Liu said to have found a folk medicine belief that putting an eel in his anus could clear a bowel blockage

Then force it up your rectum into your intestine. A man in China did it much to his dismay. The animal did consume fecal matter but it also munched away a great deal of his intestine.

WARNING: Do this at your own risk unless you wish to die. Luckily, Mr. Chin Wong Duh! survived.

Because It Made Me Laugh

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Isn't This Always A Common Thread

French security services are today facing troubling questions as to how they failed to prevent an ISIS gunman from slaughtering one policeman and wounding two other officers in Paris when he was already on a terror watch list and was arrested as recently as February.
Karim Cheurfi, a 39-year-old, was known as a threat to the country and described as an 'extremist' by authorities, who had placed him on a watch list. It's believed he was radicalised while serving a 20-year jail sentence for attempting to kill two officers in 2001, before his release last year.
In February, the terrorist tried to obtain weapons and made threats to kill police officers, but was let go in early March due to lack of evidence


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4429938/Paris-terror-attack-video-shows-police-shoot-gunman.html#ixzz4etW5oP7W

Another 'Ah Crap' Moment



Who said a picture is worth a thousand words? They were incorrect. A photo is worth hundreds of thousands of words. The instant I saw this picture I was reminded of an incident that took place on our 5,000 acre lake, Ten mile, in northern Minnesota.

We had a neighbor who lived a quarter mile south of us. He was bragging to a group of men at our monthly coffee gathering about the $20,000 motor he had recently purchased for his big time boat. He wanted us all to come down to his dock the day he put it in the water. "You guys will be amazed at the power generated by this monster", he stated.

On the appointed day we, under duress, met at his dock. Of course, he had to explain every little nuance and feature of his own personal 'water monster of Ten Mile'. I feigned interest but really wanted to get back to our place and do important business like read the paper.

At the moment of blast off, with his engine at full throttle, our host headed out on the lake. About around a quarter mile out, with 90 feet of depth below him, the motor lifted off the craft like a rocket going into outer space. The man's new toy had found it's way to Davy Jones locker.

It seems the skipper, in all his excitement, neglected to bolt down his prize. Insurance? He hadn't yet purchased any. Embarrassment? A thousand fold. Did we offer sympathy? Of course-----until we got in our cars to drive home.

I've never laughed so hard and long. It's he stuff of which legends are made.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

One More Day At An American University



The University of Alaska Anchorage is displaying a professor’s painting that depicts Captain America holding the severed head of President Donald Trump, reports Campus Reform.
The work, created by Assistant Professor of Painting Thomas Chung, is being presented as part of a month-long faculty art exhibition in the university’s fine arts gallery, reports KTUU.


The Democrats Have Nothing


Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) is the current darling of the left — which tells you just how crazy Democrats have gotten.
CNNPolitics reports, accurately, Waters is “having a moment” with the biggest online buzz since Bernie Sanders. Elle dubbed her “The Millennials’ Political Rock Star.”
Yet she’s every bit the over-the-top lefty she’s been for decades. Indeed, she’s winning all the praise by calling for President Trump’s impeachment.
On the record, at least 25 times.
Last week, she told the Los Angeles Press Club, “I want this president impeached.” She spent the weekend leading a crowd of activists in an “Impeach 45!” chant.
But MSNBC’s Craig Melvin pressed her on the issue Tuesday, and she quickly insisted, “I have not called for impeachment.”
New York Post

Southern California

Marxists Preparing To Physically Attack Conservatives


Apparently tired of getting their asses kicked, a website that caters to the antifa is now selling concealable knives that can be folded down and hidden in a wallet.
These little gems are just what the violent left needs to get past security and start stabbing those they wish to silence.
Tea Party News

Hillary Went To Church

Liberal Bottom Feeder Verbally Attacks Sarah Palin

A senior reporter for BuzzFeed — which is known to run articles like “22 Terribly Sexist Comments Women Have Heard At Work” or “13 times women scientists shut down sexist comments” — publicly trashed former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s clothing on Thursday.
President Donald Trump hosted Palin at a White House dinner.
“So many questions,” BuzzFeed senior reporter Mike Hayes said of the dinner. “First one: Why is Palin dressed like an asshole?”


Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/20/male-buzzfeed-reporter-says-sarah-palin-dressed-like-an-ahole/#ixzz4epnOpWTf

A Trump Tweet I Can Live With


"Oooh, I'm Quaking In My Shoes"


What is it with Kin Jong-un the head twerp from North Korea? He's not quite as crazy as his dad, maybe. His habits are legendary; constant smoking and massive drinking to all hours of the morning. He has a personal sauna to help him recover from his nightly hangovers. Is he in good shape? At 298 lbs. I doubt it.

Twenty years ago Bubba Clinton gave North Korea $4 billion dollars to feed their people on their promise they would not develop nuclear weapons. Why are Democrat presidents so damned stupid? Is it possible the then leader of NK offered Clinton a stable full of concubines?

Jon-un has been on another rant lately since Trump took office. Not only, said he, will North Korea destroy South Korea but they will reduce the United States to ashes. Who knows? Maybe he'll get a snoot full some night and give the go ahead for a full bore attack. Unfortunately, they haven't been able to get their test nukes off the launch pad.

I don't want to make light of the situation but if they do attack the U.S. it can only be Washington, Oregon or California that are the prime targets. The drawback for us is to ascertain the role of China or Russia. Wouldn't be sad if WWIII began as another Sarajevo?

Why Scientific Studies Are Bogus

I've always believed these university studies are a bunch of hooey. Governments waste the taxpayers money by giving it to starving university researchers to formulate ridiculous notions. Example: Many years ago, a few weeks before Thanksgiving, a study came out suggesting cranberries 'might' cause cancer. I've sometimes wonder who sponsored this. Were they members of the squash industry? Could be?

Well, we now have a study from Seoul Korea. Trust me when I tell you I'm living proof it ain't so.



Being skinny is now associated with depression, according to a new study showing the first evidence linking being underweight with low moods.
Experts believe they have found the first evidence of a significant link between being underweight and being depressed.
The research reveals both men and women can be affected by negative thoughts about being too thin.
However, experts from Seoul National University of Medicine, who led the study, were unable to say whether depression leads to thinness or vice versa.
The UK Telegraph

"Hey, It's Your Money".

Hypeline News: It’s no secret that the government loves to waste money on unnecessary things. After all, why worry about spending when you’re spending other people’s money. This is the latest example of a useless study funded by we the taxpayers.
The University of Oregon received $412,000 from the National Science Foundation to publish a paper entitled  “Glaciers, Gender, and Science – A feminist glaciology framework for global environmental climate change.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

The Upside Of Communism: Hunger

Feeling a bit flabby? Worried about that spare tire you're carrying around? Stuck with 10 stubborn pounds you simply can't shed? Good news, everyone! We've discovered a surefire weight-loss recipe: communism!
As would-be British pol James Cracknell recently noted on the BBC, only two countries in the whole wide world have "a handle on obesity": Cuba and North Korea!

"Oh those Brits. They have a jolly good sense of humour"
Washington Free Beacon

Once Again MJ Hawkeye Gagged As Most Beautiful Woman Is Named

People Magazine came out with it most beautiful woman in the world award today. And the winner is, tah dah---

Julia Roberts Is PEOPLE's World's Most Beautiful Woman 2017

Do you recognize her? I didn't until I looked at her chompers. She also won an Academy Award, I think, for playing a hooker in the long forgotten movie, Pretty Woman. Interesting, huh? The person who came up for the title of the movie knew what they were doing. They didn't call it Beautiful Women.

Would you like to know why I'm taking so long to mention her name? The truth is, until I arrived at this point, I'd forgotten. Yeah, she's Julia Roberts. I sometimes confuse her with Jane Fonda but that's just me. I'm not certain about her bio. Is she fifty yet?(close, she's 49)

Julia Roberts? Let's get serious. In Columbus, Ohio I can come across any number of women who would make Ms. Roberts look like a three week once chewed Johnsonville sausage.

I'm awaiting People's sexiest man alive announcement. Guess I'm still in the running.