Monday, November 18, 2019

Kiss Secret Santa Good-Bye


Secret Santa causes "anxiety" for millennials who fear being viewed as "stingy" by their colleagues, a new report has found. Psychology lecturer Dr Ashley Weinberg claims workplace Secret Santa is causing high levels of stress and proposes offices should enforce a strict spending limit. 

We've Been Warned

As the  Investigative Project on Terrorism reports, CAIR’s executive director Nihad Awad shares the “formula” he believes will secure Islamists greater political power: 
“A strong CAIR equals a strong community. A strong community will produce a strong and confident and successful Muslim … “So I’m telling you tonight we are going to work in the next years, inshallah (God willing], to elect at least 30 Muslims in the Congress. This number is equivalent to our size and our potential as American Muslims. Including at least two [U.S.] senator Muslims.”
In addition, Awad envisions Muslim judges, including a justice on the U.S. Supreme Court.
In 2008, I heard this message echoed at a southern California mosque by Imam Siraj Wahhaj at an event sponsored by the Muslim Alliance in North America (MANA), where Wahhaj said: 
“There is no America. There is only Islam.” 
The Clarion Project

Actually, It's A Guy

Robin Hillis says she works out SIX times a week to maintain her 200lb frame

Robin Hills is a 48 year old correctional office from Ontario Canada. Yes, those are 17" biceps.

Father Of The Year

Benny Garcia


HOLYOKE, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts man has pleaded not guilty to drug charges after authorities said his 5-year-old son brought heroin to school and told his teacher that when he tastes the powder he becomes Spider-Man.
The Daily Hampshire Gazette reports that 29-year-old Benny Garcia, of Holyoke, was arraigned Friday in Holyoke District Court. He faces charges of drug possession and reckless endangerment of a child.

A 3rd Grader Is Smarter Than Joe Biden

Joltin' Joe went through a Q and A the other day. A question came up about other presidents who had been impeached. The guy from Delaware who wants to occupy the Oval Office stated Pres. Andrew Johnson(Lincoln's veep) was impeached before the Civil War.

Good Lord!

"Help, I'm Drowning"

Venice Italy is underwater and you know the reason why. Chicken Little has reared her head and announced to the world something, anything has to be done to end this global warming calamity.

But there's more to this water story than meets the eye and you'll immediately pick up on it after you read the next sentence.

According to NBC News today's flooding is the worst the City has seen----they should have stopped right there, but they didn't. The flooding is the worst Venice has seen since 1969. If my math is correct that was fifty years ago. Instead of me being 73 I was a sassy and sexy 23. My biggest fear then was hoping I'd be able to walk down the aisle at our wedding without tripping. I hoped my $7,300 teaching/coaching salary would be able to support me and my new wife. I had never heard about something called global warming.

The more things change the more they stay the same.

Sunday, November 17, 2019

Bad Food


A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."