Saturday, October 31, 2020

Thank The Lord If You Don't Live In California

 





                         Gov Newsome's rules for Thanksgiving.



1. No more than 3 households, including your own.  If you have 3 married kids, only two of them are allowed to come.
2. Make a list of all attendees and their contact information in case the government wants it.
3. May not be indoors.
4. Your guests may go inside briefly to use the bathroom as long as you sanitize it frequently.
5. Any shade structure must be open on at least 3 sides.
6. Your chairs must be at least 6' apart.
7. You must provide a hand washing or sanitizing station for your guests.
8. You should only use single serving food. (No turkey or bowls of mash potatoes or cranberry salad.)
9. If you must serve out of one dish, your guests may not help themselves.
10. The designated person who is allowed to serve you must wash or sanitize their hands frequently and wear a face covering.
11. Everyone must wear a face covering at all times, except briefly while you eat (but you must sit 6' apart while you eat), or if you need to use an inhaler or for other urgent medical needs.
12. Keep the gathering to 2 hours or less.
13. You should not sing or chant.  Physical exertion is warned against.

Barack's Warning

 


I Don't Know Who I Am Anymore

 It's confusing for me to receive so many labels in my life. First off I was a member of the vast right wing conspiracy. Then somebody put me in a basket for deplorables. Finally, I'm a 'Chump for Trump'. Talk about feeling worthless.

The truly funny part of the 'Chump' statement is the Democratic candidate for president within 30 seconds after making that statement said he was going to bring Democrats and Republicans together.

Prepare For The Worst

 It's common knowledge if Trump wins the election there is going to be rampant rioting throughout the country. There are over 200 Leftist groups ready to be unleashed.

I read an article last week regarding a woman who said if she voted for Mortimer Snerd and he won there wouldn't be riots. Don't bet on it.

Have you ever witnessed celebrations after a team, NBA or NFL, wins a world championship. When the Detroit Pistons won the NBA title people took to the streets and did what happened in Philly, Kenosha, and Portland. It's a given.

Oh, just in case any Antifa or BLM guys are reading I'm having a gun lesson on Sunday. I'm waiting(with baited breath).

How About These For Cabinet Members?

 According to the lovely and vivacious writer at Townhall there are three prominent people vying for positions in a Biden cabinet. Elizabeth Warren wants the position of Sec. of the Treasury. AOC is being considered for either a new position, head of a Green New Deal or an appointment as the head of the EPA. Last and certainly least, Bernie wants to be the leader as Sec. of Labor. Isn't this a riot? He didn't draw his first paycheck in life until he was forty years old and that was in an elected position. If Snerd is elected we can expect a huge clown show.

R.I.P. Sean Connery

 It's a sad day for me. Sean Connery aka James Bond has passed. My favorite Connery movie, though was Finding Forrester. He was magnificent.

He stayed across the street from me once as a guest of my neighbor. I didn't go waddling across the street to meet him even though it would't have been a problem. Some people deserver their privacy.

James Bond actor Sir Sean Connery has died aged 90. Sir Sean died last night in his sleep at his home in the Bahamas. He was unwell for some time, the BBC reported. Sir Sean, whose acting career spans decades, is best known for his portrayal of British fictional spy James Bond who he played between 1962–1971. He also starred in The Hunt for Red October, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and The Rock. (Photos) He was often named the best Bond in polls on the subject. He was awarded an Oscar in 1988 for his part playing an Irish policeman in The Untouchables.

Hollywood And The NBA Are 'Useful Idiots' To The Chinese

Trump administration adviser and economist Peter Navarro on Friday stated that NBA athletes and Hollywood celebrities are “useful idiots” of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), suggesting the Democrats are unwittingly playing into the hands of the Chinese regime.

Navarro, while saying that he will “never ever watch an NBA game again,” told The Epoch Times’ “American Though Leaders” that athletes are reticent to speak out about the Chinese regime because they are beholden to its interests.

“They shut up and dribble when they’re over in China,” he said but added that there are “sweatshops in China” that “make sneakers for their stars” and “sell [them] back to American kids.”https://www.theepochtimes.com/peter-navarro-hollywood-and-nba-useful-idiots-for-chinese-communist-party_3559258.html?ref=brief_News&utm_source=morningbrief&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=mb

A Potpourri Of Pooh

 I lied to you four days ago. I said I wasn't going to mention the name of 'You Know Who' until after the election was over. Instead I was goint to refer to him as Mortimer Snerd. It fits. As for his running mate I've been trying to come up with an appropriate moniker. There are only two that come to mind and those were given to her in California after she slept her way to the top by being the concubine of the San Francisco mayor, Willie Brown, who was married at the time. Regardless, those in the know in California referred to her as 'Heels Up' and 'The Mattress'. I wouldn't do that because it would be crass and demeaning. Like hell I wouldn't.

There's a video going around that is quite scary. Mortimer is sick. Sad that the Dems would prop up a dying man to gain control.

https://joebidenissick.com/  

The American Thinker published an article yesterday detailing the plans the Dems have if Mortimer Snerd wins and they control the House and Senate. There has already been published the Biden/Harris/Sanders Manifesto. As an example of the first items to be passed is reparations for Blacks.

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2020/10/do_americans_love_their_country_more_than_they_hate_trump.html

I was listening to 98.9 The Answer out of Columbus last evening. I like the announcer. He was talking about people who are in love with mask wearing; called them CovIdiots. I've come to realize the TV is on constantly in my house but I don't pay attention. I'm also a channel turner in hopes that I'll a show worth wathching. It's an impossibility. I'm a radio person. I think most people would rather listen to the radio than to watch the crap the networks throw at us. If you peruse the shows on ABC, NBC and CBS during the week it's nothing but reality shows and other garbage.

If Trump should win on Tuesday----------I say if because the way the system is gear toward the Dems we may not know until 2029----------------I've decided to leave town. Yesterday, it hit me like a brick between my eyes. I have not been out of town since last October. So, if good things happen I'm going to get in my car and head out West. I've been in touch with one of my football players from the 80's. He's a big Trump fan. I sent him a MAGA flag and I also know he's a huge Yuengling Light fan. I'll drop off a case at his doorstep. After that I'm driving to a burg in Iowa called Fairbank. It's near Waterloo. I'll see a fella who is a monstrous Iowa Hawkeye fan. He, in normal times goes to all Iowa football games home and away dressed in regalia that would shock Rue Paul. His basement is a Hawkeye museum and his TV is the size of one you'd find at your local AMC theater. I'm looking forward to the trip IF. Otherwise, I might have to swallow a gun.

It's Saturday so that means it's Gameday. The Hawkeyes are on at noon and the Cyclones at 3:30. Boys, don't break my heart the way you did last week.


Friday, October 30, 2020

Mummy Talk

 


Quote From Yester Year

 "I accept that “life begins at conception” but would not interfere with women doctors aborting human lives in the womb."

Practicing Roman Catholic Joe Biden at 2012 debate with Paul Ryan

The Racist Who Is Running For Vice-President

 


A mosaic of Kamala Harris made with the actual faces of black men she kept in prison after their release date so the state could use them for cheap labor.

Ordered to reduce the population of California’s overcrowded prisons, lawyers from then-California Attorney General Kamala Harris’ office made the case that some non-violent offenders needed to stay incarcerated or else the prison system would lose a source of cheap labor.https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/wow-keeping-hundreds-black-men-prison-past-release-date-cheap-labor-kamala-harris-hosting-black-male-get-vote-rally-miami/


Nations Business Preparing For Election Night

 There are still four days until the 2020 presidential election, but businesses in major cities across the United States are already preparing for the worst. This week, there was a major push by businesses to board up storefronts in American cities, including Boston, Chicago, Denver, New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, St. Louis, and Washington, D.C.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/election-day-riots-protests-cities-chaos

Joe Was Even Creepier In 1974

 Good Lord Almighty, if my wife died in a tragic car accident I wouldn't memorialize her by showing my favorite picture of her in a bikini. She has never owned a bikini.

I wouldn't write about how I satisfied her in bed, either.

The entire family is the creepiest group of people I have ever had the privilege of not knowing.

https://iotwreport.com/creepy-creepy-creepy-biden-expose-from-1974/

Whether It's Joe Or Trump Expect More Of This

 Santa Clara University apologized this week for the “hurt” caused by a “Blue Lives Matter” postcard owned by a campus security officer and visible in his office during a recent Zoom meeting. The Santa Clara College Republicans posted a statement from the university to social media stating that the Blue Lives Matter flag is “widely considered to be an effort to undermine the Black Lives Matter movement and its universally important goals.”

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2020/10/30/santa-clara-u-apologizes-for-blue-lives-matter-sign-displayed-by-campus-safety-official/

What Losing Looks Like

 


How To Trick Trick 'N Treaters

 


A Grammar Lesson

   Is it "complete", "finished", or "completely finished"?

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished".

In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: 'How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand?  Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.'

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. 

When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. 

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!

 

You Won't See This On The MSM

 An email sent to Hunter from a Ukrainian executive just blew up Joe's face.


The Daily Caller News Foundation reports that a cybersecurity expert has authenticated the email that implicates then-Vice President Joe Biden in his son’s shady business dealings in Ukraine.

The April 17, 2015, email between Hunter Biden and an advisor to Burisma, Vadym Pozharskiy, verified that Joe Biden had personal knowledge of his son’s business dealings with the Burisma advisor. This contradicted Biden’s protestations on the campaign trail. At the time, the then-vice president was Obama’s “point man” on Ukraine. The email thanked Hunter Biden for the personal meeting with his dad and getting to spend “some time together.”

“Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to DC and giving an opportunity to meet your father and spent some time together. It’s really an honor and pleasure.”

Pozharskiy ended the email by asking to get together for coffee.https://pjmedia.com/election/victoria-taft/2020/10/30/boom-hunters-smoking-gun-email-implicating-joe-biden-just-blew-up-n1107034

This may not sway on the election but as Ricky would say to Lucy, "Lucy, you've got a lot of 'splainin to do."


At Rally Biden Promises To Mobilize Trunalimunumaprzure

 

Former Vice President Joe Biden has the internet collectively scratching their heads after announcing that he will “lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.”


Update: I've come to find out what Joe was trying to say was, "True international pressure."

Alliance Between BLM And Communist Chinese Revealed

 A popular video platform has removed a video critical of apparent connections between the Chinese Communist Party and a founder of the Black Lives Matter organization. 

The video highlights various connections among activists. One group is Asians for Black Lives, founded by members of the Chinese Progressive Association of San Francisco, a pro-China group with ties to the Chinese government and the Chinese Communist Party. The video also underlines connections between the San Francisco-based Chinese Progressive Association and Black Futures Lab, a group started by Black Lives Matter co-founder Alicia Garza.https://www.dailysignal.com/2020/10/29/vimeo-removes-video-showing-ties-between-pro-china-group-black-lives-matter-founder/

Sex, Drugs And Rock 'N Roll In Joe's Home

 Since Saturday night, National File has published dozens of pages from what our whistleblower has identified as the 2019 diary of Ashley Blazer Biden, the 39-year-old daughter of Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden.

National File’s whistleblower also has a recording of Ashley Biden admitting the diary is hers, and employed a handwriting expert who verified the pages were all written by Ashley. National File has in its possession a recording of this whistleblower detailing the work he did to verify its authenticity.

National File has already reported several revelations from the diary, including the fact that the author said she was sexually molested as a child and shared “probably not appropriate” showers with her father, the months of entries detailing the author’s struggle with drug abuse, the entries that detail the author’s crumbling marriage with multiple affairs, the entries showing the family’s fears of a potential scandal due to her brother’s new home, and those that show a deep resentment for her father due to his money, control, and emotional manipulation.https://nationalfile.com/full-release-ashley-biden-diary-reveals-child-sex-trauma-drug-abuse-resentment-for-joe-whistleblower/

What else is there to say?



Do You Watch Morning Joe?

 Joe Scarborough and his wife, Mika(I'm too lazy to look up her maiden names proper spelling) have a show on MSNBC called 'Morning Joe'. I've never watched for a second but he made a statement yesterday that was laughable if not outright stupid.(I'm sure there's a more applicable word than stupid but it'll suffice).

I'm sure you've heard there was an attack inside a Catholic Church in Nice France two days ago. A 60 year old woman was decapitated by a 21 one year old Muslim using a very large knife. Two others were stabbed to death. It was horrendous. If you live in the U.S. prepare for the onslaught coming soon. Anyway, the murderer, before he was shot by police yelled out--------and you know what's coming, 'Allah Akbar'.

Well, Joe, in his infinite wisdom stated on his show, "We don't yet know the motive for the attack."

It's no wonder the show has viewing numbers made of of family dogs lying in front of the television trying to take a morning nap.

Sports Reporter Calls Jack Nicklaus 'Divisive'

 Sports reporter Darren Rovell called golf legend Jack Nicklaus’ endorsement of Donald Trump, “the most divisive thing [Jack] has ever done.”

On Wednesday, the six-time Masters Tournament champion tweeted out his support for President Trump’s re-election bid praising Trump’s “resolve and determination” and slamming the constant attacks he has faced while in office.https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2020/10/29/sports-reporter-calls-jack-nicklaus-endorsement-president-trump-divisive/

Biden Campaign Sinks As Low As Low Can Go

 How many times can the Democrats call out for the 'Big Lie' saying Trump call Nazis very fine people in Charlotsville? It's been proven to be a lie a thousand times over yet the Dems continue to push this narrative.

It gets worse. Now the party of hate has gone to the limit. Their latest ad when referring to Trump is explained this way.


Can they be more despicable?

Thursday, October 29, 2020

Because They Needed A New TV?

 

A famous maitre d' from New York City drove home to Mississippi to take care of is elderly mother.

His name was Kenny Mason and he's now dead because his car was hijacked.


The perps, three of them were apprehended, and their first names were Fredrick, Dontell and DeVonte. Need I go any further? As you might expect the Rednecks in Greenville, Mississippi were outraged. As the word of the horrendous slaughter spread throught the community a crime spree took place. The media was immediately on hand to report the torching of automobiles, destruction and looting of stores. This is unbelieveable considering the places businesses were owned by Whites in the White section of the town.

The police issued a curfew for all citizens to stay in their homes after 8 pm but it went widely ignored. Local educators were seen breaking into The Dollar Store and stealing pens, pencils and paper along with candy bars and cartons of milk. Wal-Mart went up in flames as the White citizens cheered.

If there is a television or shoes left in stores nobody can find them. 

As for the media they ran their stories non-stop calling for these White people to get back into their homes and stop this wanton destruction for the good of the nation. 







MaskTalk

 It sounds as if Joey B. is going to mandate masks in this country if he is elected. I came across an article in The Federalist showing what happens in other countries when the government sticks their noses into the manure pile. The cases of acquiring COVID jump through the proverbial roof.

https://www.lucianne.com/2020/10/29/these_12_graphs_show_mask_mandates_do_nothing_to_stop_covid_46963.html

Why You Should Vote In Person

 The elections director for Butler County, Pennsylvania says that an unknown number of mail-in ballots, potentially thousands, have been lost by the postal service.

According to KDKA-TV, the county sent about 40,000 ballots to voters but many of those voters report that their ballots never arrived in the mail.https://www.theblaze.com/news/ready-pennsylvania-county-loses-potentially-thousands-of-requested-mail-ballots

NYC Black Man Gives Trump Ringing Endorsement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns3Ta4CGJyU 

Cancel Culture Reigns At A Communist University

The University of Wisconsin-Madison student government recently approved a resolution that calls for the removal of a statue of Abraham Lincoln on campus. The resolution claims that the statue is a “racist remnant” of “white supremacy.”

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2020/10/29/u-of-wisconsin-madison-student-government-votes-to-remove-racist-abraham-lincoln-statue/

Damnation, these kids are spending hard cash to look like dweebs. A pox on their parents, too.

Steve Job's Words Of Wisdom

 


Hillary Said What?

 


Not Normal But Immoral

 


Joe Finally Talks About Hunter

 Joe had an online conference with Oprah today. He made a fatherly statement about Hunter.

Democratic nominee Joe Biden on Wednesday described his son Hunter as “the smartest guy I know” -- amid growing questions about the former vice president's alleged ties to his son’s business dealings.

And this the best candidate the Dems could come up with?

If You Believe Oregon Gov't Officials Aren't Goofy Think Again

 


A senior Oregon health official dons a clown costume prior to announcing the daily death toll from coronavirus on television.

Claire Poche, a senior official of the Oregon Health Authority, made the announcement dressed in a red tie, polka dot shirt, bright yellow pants, and a full face of clown makeup.

If These Are A Priority Consider Your Vote

 


I’m voting for law and order and my Second Amendment rights.

I’m voting for the right of unborn babies to live.

I’m voting for an independent Supreme Court that protects the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights.

I’m voting for freedom of religion.

I’m voting for continued peace progress in the Middle East.

I’m voting to fight against human/child trafficking.

I’m voting for a strong economy.

I’m voting for the protections of the Electoral College and the republic we live in.

I’m voting for our American flag.

I’m voting for my children and grandchildren and the future of our country.

A Primo Example Of How Twitter Censors

 Twitter deleted a tweet and shut down the account of the country’s border chief late Wednesday after he posted a message celebrating construction of nearly 400 miles of wall.

“This should outrage every American citizen,” said acting Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Mark Morgan, who was with other Homeland Security officials at the border Thursday to celebrate wall construction.

The tweet, which was still blocked as of Thursday morning, said walls “stop gang members, murderers, sexual predators and drugs,” and said “It’s a fact, walls work.”

The Washington Times

"Hey, It's Just Like The Bidens"

 


Life Hack #23

 




Why Blacks Don't Go On Cruises

 


Hunter's Laptop

 Folks, there's just too much information for me to write about from The Gateway Pundit regarding Hnter's laptop and what now has been verified as truthful. If you have a hankerin' open the link for yourself and read.https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/breaking-hunter-biden-plays-victim-text-message-accused-walking-around-naked-watching-porn-masturbating-drugs/

Much of this info came from Chinese dissidents.

For Anyone Who Doesn't Support DJT

 I'm curious. Do you dislike that DJT made torture and cruelty to animals a FELONY, or dislike that he signed the 'Save Our Seas Act' which funds $10 million per year to help international efforts to clean tons of plastic and garbage from the ocean?  Does your dislike stem from him giving billions to help in stopping the rampant opioid crisis, or because he wanted to secure the border to keep criminals, human trafficking and drugs from free flow into the country?  Do you dislike that he has made a commitment to end child-trafficking and crimes against humanity that has resulted in 1000’s of arrests already? Surely not. It must be something else. 

Read on. There's more.

Girl Scouts Of America Come Under Fire

 The GSA came under massive criticism from the Left for the following: Congratulations To Amy Comey Barrett for being named as the 5th female to serve on the Supreme Court. They were forced to rescind their message due to threats.

The Greatest Golfer In History Announces His Endorsement For President

 Jack Nicklaus, arguably the top golfer in history, released a statement late on Wednesday night announcing that he is endorsing President Donald Trump for re-election.

“Through the years, I have been blessed to personally know several Presidents on both sides of the aisle,” Nicklaus began. “All were good people. All loved their country. And all believed in the American Dream.”

"It's not a personality contest", said Nicklaus.https://www.dailywire.com/news/arguably-top-golfer-in-history-announces-presidential-endorsement-this-is-not-a-personality-contest

11 Trillion Reasons Not To Vote For Biden

A billion dollar bills laid end to end would stretch 96,900 miles, winding around the Earth nearly four times. A trillion dollars laid in the same manner would stretch for 96,906,656 miles, a distance farther than the sun. If you laid one billion dollars side by side like tile, they would cover about four square miles. A trillion dollars laid out the same way would cover approximately 3,992 miles, or 1,000 square miles larger than the states of Rhode Island and Delaware combined. Finally, how long would it take to spend each amount? If you spent $40 per second, around the clock, it would take you 289 days to exhaust a billion dollars. If you did the same thing with a trillion dollars, it would take you 792.5 years to go broke.

Multiply any one of those trillion-dollar analogies by 11 and you’d have the amount of new spending Joe Biden is planning on asking Congress to authorize.

Biden’s new spending is a nightmare for conservatives, libertarians, and any sane, rational human being.

Reason:

Jill. I Thought It Was A Russian Plot

 


The Mafia Playbook. Meet The Biden Five

 https://theblacksphere.net/2020/10/mafia-playbook-the-biden-five/

Heaven Or Hell

 


 

 

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.

 

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

 

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

 

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

 

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

 

"Really? I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

 

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

 

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

 

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.

 

In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him

 

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

 

They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

 

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

 

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

 

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

 

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...

 

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time   and before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

 

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

 

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

 

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell..

 

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

 

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

 

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

 

The devil smiles at him and says, 

 

"Yesterday we were campaigning,

 

Today, you voted.."