Thursday, June 30, 2016

Most Popular Girlfriends For Liberal Men

thank you to Diogenes middle finger

What A Waste, And Who Really Cares

Competitors: O'Flaherty (center) is joined by runners-up (l-r) Brittany Sears (third runner-up), Audrain Jennifer Davis (first runner-up), Katie Moeller (second runner-up) and Mikaela Carson (fourth runner-up)

The new Miss Missouri has spoken about how excited she is to be the first openly gay candidate for Miss America in the pageant's 95-year history.
Erin O'Flaherty, 23, was crowned Miss Missouri on June 18, putting her in the running for the title of Miss America.
Personally speaking, the babe on her left is pretty damned hot. 

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Is This What The Loretta Lynch, Bill Clinton Meeting Was All About

Department of Justice officials filed a motion in federal court late Wednesday seeking a 27-month delay in producing correspondence between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s four top aides and officials with the Clinton Foundation and Teneo Holdings, a closely allied public relations firm that Bill Clinton helped launch.

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Why Aren't Learner And Koskinen In Jail

ustice: IRS official Lois Lerner didn't merely target conservative groups to take away their tax-free status, as first suspected, but also handed over more than a million pages of tax returns to the Justice Department. That's a crime.

Its chief, John Koskinen, is being threatened with impeachment for not telling the truth in testimony before Congress. But Lerner, more than even Koskinen, has become a symbol of IRS arrogance and illegality.

Because I Want To Piss Off Liberals

I came across a new blog called Roosh V. There are some rather funny musings in it and a lot of tongue in cheek.

I'm posting a piece for me'. Lucky me. According to this article I found the perfect woman.

Six months after publishing 7 Things I Require In The Future Mother Of My Child, I wanted to make two minor adjustments that refine the list even further.
If you haven’t read the article yet, here’s the original seven points:
1. She must be between 18-25 years old
2. She must have less than three prior sexual partners, though I prefer a virgin
3. Her physical attractiveness should hover around the 7 range
4. Her skin tone should be within two shades of myself
5. She must be feminine
6. She must want to be a traditional stay-at-home mother
7. She must believe in a god

One More Reason To Keep Kids Out Of Public Schools

On June 16, police were called to an unlikely scene: an end-of-the-year class party at the William P. Tatem Elementary School in Collingswood.
A third grader had made a comment about the brownies being served to the class. After another student exclaimed that the remark was "racist," the school called the Collingswood Police Department, according to the mother of the boy who made the comment.
The police officer spoke to the student, who is 9, said the boy's mother, Stacy dos Santos, and local authorities.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Another Leisurely Day At The Beach

ISIS barbarians decapitate five 'spies' and stick their heads on SPIKES in latest brutal

Looks like fun, huh?

Musings Of An Inartful Mind

Sitting on my favorite couch, coffee cup nearby, I began thinking about the numerous ISIS attacks around the world in the past fifteen years.

It really isn't fair to play the 'what if' game but since nobody is around to question me on the subject I will.

Yesterday, in the aftermath of Istanbul murders, Hillary announced the world must show resolve in our response to radical Islam". I don't get it. What does 'resolve' mean or refer to in this age of daily murders?

Furthermore, let's say Barack Obama had been president on September 11, 2001. What would have been his response? I realize it's unfair to speculate but he does have a track record. Last week his Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, announced we must show understanding and compassion toward the killers. Were these her own words? Doubtful. Every utterance from this administration comes from the top.

So, when 3,000 innocent souls were slaughtered those fifteen years ago I had to wonder how Mr. Obama would have proceeded. Would he have taken the fight to the enemy as did President Bush or would he have shown compassion and understanding?

It's sad to say but I believe I know the answer.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Many years ago there was a popular television show called, 'Kids Say The Darndest Things. It was hosted by Art Linkletter. He'd have four five year olds on the show, ask them questions, then they'd come up with hilarious answers.

We have one of those kids in our family. He's five and starts kindergarten this fall. I call his responses Kingstonisms. Today's was a beauty.

We were walking back from the fishing pond behind our condo. He started the conversation.

 Kingston "Grandpa, why is Columbus the capitol of Ohio"?

 Grandpa "Because it's a large city and is in the middle of the state".

Kingston "Boise isn't in the middle of the state".

And the sad aspect is I had to run home and open an atlas to find out if he was correct.

He was and he's never been physically west of Dayton.

I Have A Problem With Fauxcahontas

To Elizabeth Warren, it’s those capitalists who are greedy, not the pointy-headed navel gazers sitting in Ivy League institutions.

 Warren ripped Donald Trump in Cincinnati today, with Hillary Clinton by her side.
“When Donald Trump says he’ll make America great, he means make it even greater for rich guys just like Donald Trump,” Warren said.

Referring to Clinton, Warren added, “She knows what it takes to beat a thin-skinned bully who is driven by greed and hate.”

Those are curious digs, especially the “greed” one, given that when Warren was a professor at Harvard University, she was paid nearly $400,000 to teach a single class.

Scientific Study: What A Friggin' Surprise

A Paris-based researcher has found that women who send cleavage-revealing photos along with their applications are nearly 20 times more likely to receive a callback

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Do You Remember The Silicon Breast Implant Lawsuits

I don't remember how many years ago the Dow Corning breast implant lawsuit took place. What I do know is the day the courts ruled for women who had their implants burst saw me at their main silicon facility in Freeland, Michigan.

And, no, I wasn't there to get my boobs fixed so get your mind out of the gutter. It happened that I was a salesman for a company dealing with equipment to keep the silicon machines up and running.

I saw an article in USA Today this morning reminding me of my visit to the plant.

"Materials maker Dow Chemical plans to shed 2,500 jobs after acquiring full ownership of joint-venture Dow Corning.
Midland, Mich.-based Dow — which recently finished its acquisition of the 50% of silicon manufacturer Dow Corning it did not previously hold — said Tuesday that the cuts will require a charge of about $410 million to $460 million in the second quarter"

Naturally, being a man and interested in the female breast, I asked the plant manager what impact this multi-million dollar lawsuit would have on the company. His response was something like this: "Not a bit", he said, "we make millions more off of fake testicles than we do breast implants".

You might be as amazed as I about this revelation. The manager told me there were millions of men who had lost a testicle to cancer than there were women who needed a boob job. If you'll still wondering why men need to have the proper balance to even things out. I'd never thought about that before.

The only other story I'd heard on this subject concerned a guy who had is testicles replaced with Spanish onions. But that's another story for another time.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Regarding Today's Supreme Court Decision


New Super Duper Weight Loss Trick

'A 54-year-old man from Jilin, China, is making international headlines for his bizarre exercise routine. Cong Yan claims daily walks with a 40-kilogram rock balancing on his head have helped him lose 30 kilograms in the last three years'.

Personally, I have a better idea. Why not stop filling his pie hole.

Sunday, June 26, 2016

For Those Of You Who Doubt He's A Muslim

The Obama administration’s disappointment with the United Kingdom’s referendum on European Union membership contrasts sharply with its celebration of the Muslim Brotherhood’s election in 2012.

The Muslim Brotherhood is a long-known terrorist sympathizing party, its founders spawned the first terrorist attack against the World Trade Center in 1993. In reaction to the Muslim brotherhood’s election, President Barack Obama’s White House issued a statement of congratulations, saying the U.S. would “stand by the Egyptian people as they fulfill the promise of their revolution.”

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My Daughter And Son In Law In Scottdale Arizona

A hearty 'Thank You' to Mrs. MK, who is also a resident of the hottest place on earth.

How Ugly Is Your Mutt

Sweepie Rambo, a Chinese Crested, is held up by owner

Sweepee Rambo, a blind Chihuahua/Chinese Crested mix, won the this year’s title of World’s Ugliest Dog.
The dog was crowned at the World's Ugliest Dog Contest on Friday night in Petaluma, Calif.
Owner Jason Wurtz of Encino, Calif., told ABC News the pup was a gift to his ex-wife. When the couple split, he took the dog, because his wife thought Sweepee Rambo was ugly. It turns out she was right.
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Saturday, June 25, 2016

Pot-Kettle-Black: Our President Is A Certifiable Mental Midget

"President Barack Obama mocked presumptive nominee Donald Trump for appearing at his golf course in Scotland after the United Kingdom voted to exit the European Union"

It took Obama ten minutes flat to hit the links for a tee time after he gave a press conference announcing reporter, Daniel Pearl, had his throat slit by ISIS.

C'mon, Barry, man up and stop being so wussy.

You Can Be Anything You Want To Be

Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell cited a new rule added to the Obamacare law to prevent discrimination, including “sexual stereotyping,” as one of the Obama administration’s successes in advancing homosexual rights.

If you want to be a homosexual, lesbian, transgendered--no problem. Now, I wonder if a person wants to be a cow, a snake or a puppy dog, will this be acceptable? Is bestiality against the law? I bet not.

It sort of reminds me of a song from many years ago: " I am what I am and that's all that I am. I'm Popeye the Sailor man".

Friday, June 24, 2016

About The Brextit Vote

Yesterday, I was asked the very serious question about Britain leaving the EU; whether or not I felt it was good for them and the world economy. Let's be honest with each other. Nobody really asked me. I was lying.

The vote was close. The people of Britain voted to leave the EU. To this I say, "Hooray and hallelujah". Nationalism has survived in the land of our Fathers. You can expect others to follow suit and very soon.

Did you know the mayor of London is a Muslim? Did you know that city is now referred to as
Londonistan? How pathetic is that?

My mother died three years ago. She wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree. I thank God that I switched her over from a die hard Democrat to a Republican before she went to the great beyond. Even so, up until her dying day she felt Franklin 'Deficit' Roosevelt was the greatest thing since homogenized milk.

Mom once told me, and this was twenty years before she died at 92, the US will rue the day we have allowed so many immigrants to enter into this country. And this was before the influx actually began.

She could be funny without knowing it. She also told me the biggest problem with Mexican immigrants, and she should know since she was an OB nurse, their gestation period was 28 days. According to my mother 'we're screwed'.

I always thought that was worthy of a life long remembrance.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

The Photo Hillary Wants Gone

Our Administration Has The Answer To Islamic Terrorism

Finally, we have received a definitive answer regarding Islamic terrorism and it comes from the US Attorney General, Loretta Lynch.

As God is my witness and I do not know why I didn't think of this because it's such an easy process.

Ms. Lynch stated, in regard to Islamic terrorism, "All we need is love and understanding" and all will be fine.

Don't believe me? As the former NY Yankee and NY Mets manager stated, "If you don't believe me you can look it up.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Hillary In Columbus Ohio

The prisoner in waiting gave a speech in Columbus this morning. The main thesis of her talk was she needs to be elected so she can fix the economy. Egg on my face. I always thought she was a Socialist/Democrat/Communist, the ones who have been running our economy for the last seven years.

Two hundred, count 'em all, two hundred showed up for the major speech.

This writer learned a tidbit about Hillary by watching NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt this evening. He stated she's a devout Methodist. I happen to be a devout Catholic and what the hell does that have to do with running the country?

Monday, June 20, 2016

'Crisis Of Character'

Team Hillary is working overtime to block former Secret Service officer Gary Byrne from appearing on ANY broadcast network, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Byrne is set to reveal what he observed inside the White House while protecting the First Family in the 1990s.

'What I saw sickened me,' Byrne explains. 'I want you to hear my story.'

Byrne paints a picture of Hillary as a deranged madwoman running interference on Bill's sexploits.
The book 'CRISIS OF CHARACTER' is finally set for release next Monday. It has already became the top seller at AMAZON for the month of June.

And now Clinton's circle is preparing to hit back hard!

POLITICO plans an early morning attack on Byrne's credibility, sources claim, despite his having served in federal law enforcement for nearly thirty years.

Meanwhile, Hillary's campaign has won assurances that he will not be invited to spread 'lies' on any of the nation's broadcast networks.

'It's trash for cash,' a campaign official warned one producer.

FOXNEWS 'HANNITY' will have the first exclusive for cable news, DRUDGE has learned.

The Democrat Convention: It's Going To Be A Gas

Far-left activists aren’t going away quietly — or with a pleasant aroma.

Cheri Honkala, head of Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign, is organizing the world’s largest ‘fart-in’ to be held on July 28 at Philadelphia’s Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton’s anticipated Democratic nomination acceptance speech.

“We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28,” Honkala says, TruthDig reports.

This 'n That From Dublin Ohio

If you're a dad did you receive your obligatory Father's Day phone call? I did. For some reason cards are out of fashion in my family. It's almost like, "Oh crap, I'd better call dad before I forget".

My daughter called from Scottsdale, Arizona complaining about the oppressive 120 degree heat. Silly girl, it's a dry heat.

I was right about the Warrior-Cavalier game. Did the folks in Cleveland burn down the City yet? I spent a week in Cleveland one day.

I've begun counting down the days until I have to head back to the god awful Minnesota lake place. Someone told me the DNR stocks the lake with 250,000 walleye fingerlings a year However, they're made of gummy bears.

Last November I had my eyebrows lift. Don't laugh. My brows look like I'd attached bowling balls to them causing the brows to sink below my eye slits. This week I visited the same doctor and he recommended I do the same to my eye lids. I was concerned about it being cosmetic surgery only. But, upon his word I will most likely do it. My lids look like window shades in the down position.

Today is the first day of summer. This means it's all down hill toward winter thus posing the proverbial question, "Is the cup half full or half empty"?

We're(I'm including Her Majesty) planning on having our entire family with us at the lake for 15 days. That will be eight adults and ten grandchildren, all under the age of eleven. Can you say, "Going nutzo"? But it will be a good nutzo.

I was golfing at my club a couple of days ago and heard a clap of thunder over my left shoulder standing on the 8th green. Not being a meteorologist I've always assumed thunder and lightening go together. It was then I mentioned to one of the guys I was prepared to die. I just didn't want to die on this day. Coincidentally, one of our members died on this same green a month ago. I figure it, the lightening, was an omen.

Were you aware that young girls who play wit dolls grow up to have poor self-esteem? It's true. Her Majesty is so pathetic. She is three hours shy of a doctorate degree dealing with autistic children and started the 1st program in the State of Ohio for pre-school handicapped children. What a loser? Had she not played with Raggedy Ann when she was a child and earned her doctorate autism would be eradicated. Grant money, of course, goes to nitwits who need to come up with ridiculous programs to stay in business i.e. scamming the people.

How We Know The Government Hates Real Americans

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Federal investigators promised to provide more insight as to what was happening inside the Pulse nightclub after a gunman started a deadly assault that was the worst mass shooting in modern U.S. history.
The FBI was releasing on Monday a printed, partial transcript of the conversations between the gunman within the Pulse gay nightclub and Orlando police negotiators, U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch said.

The government has redacted any reference to 'radical Islamic terrorism'.

This rule has come down to you from the Imam, Barack Obama.

From the Associated Press

As For Islamic Terrorism "At This Point What Difference Does It Make"?

Here’s a painful truth: Nearly 15 years after 9/11, US counterterror efforts failed to thwart the Orlando attacker. As they failed to prevent San Bernardino, Calif., Garland, Texas. Boston. Fort Hood . . .
And yet, in every one of those cases, the feds had their chance. Is something hobbling federal counterterror efforts?

Years before Omar Mateen’s bloodbath at Pulse, the FBI had him on its watch list — twice. He also made two trips to Saudi Arabia. Yet officials couldn’t link him definitively to any plot to commit mayhem.

Add to this unconfirmed reports of more recent warnings to the FBI — from Disney World, after he and his wife seemed to be casing the site, and from the owner of a gun shop where the killer tried to buy level-3 body armor.

 Were these dots that went unconnected?

Only the killer is to blame. But Orlando was hardly an isolated failure.
The bureau also had the Tsarnaev brothers on its radar screen before the Boston Marathon bombing. It probed Elton Simpson before he took part in the hit on the “Draw Mohammed” event in Garland.

Tashfeen Malik made it through a Homeland Security screening and later joined Syed Farook in the San Bernardino shooting. Agents cleared Maj. Nidal Hasan prior to his Fort Hood rampage.

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Saturday, June 18, 2016

Sports: It's The Most Important Thing In The World---Especially If You Have $50K

If it was announced with 100% certainty Jesus Christ would appear night on television very few would bother flip to His channel to see our Savior.

War, pestilence, disease, mass murder, cures for any and all diseases would be in the rear view mirror if only we watched His spokesman told us earlier. Guess what? Only old ladies and the infirm would tune in.

Ladies and gentleman, the greatest event in the history of mankind WILL take place on your TV sets.
It will set records for viewing which means commercial cash will place the Super Bowl in second place(until next years Super Bowl)

Of course, I'm writing about the NBA Championship game between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the San Francisco Warriors.

How excited am I? Not very. As a sports fan I take great pride in saying I have not watched an NBA game since Michael Jordan retired.

To illustrate my statement I snagged an article from the renowned site, Yahoo, and they should know because it's written from the standpoint of an eight year old.

"Oakland (United States) (AFP) - Tickets for Sunday’s decisive seventh-game NBA Finals championship showdown between the Cleveland Cavaliers and defending champion Golden State are going for a king’s ransom on the resale market.
StubHub spokesman Cameron Papp says the ticket resale firm sold the most expensive non-suite seats in its 16-year history to the Father’s Day matchup at Oakland’s Oracle Arena, with each ticket going for $49,500".

Friday, June 17, 2016

And You Didn't Believe Obama Was A Muslim

Have you read the latest? The Obama administration has mandated the FBI and CIA, under the rules of engagement, cannot investigate Muslims unless a member of their mosque turns them in.

The Orlando killer went to a gun shop and wanted armor and when the owner of the shop called the FBI they threw the info in the trash can because the WH said it went against the rules of engagement. We the American people, are more than screwed. A Muslim and his cohorts are running the country.

"Uh Oh, More Racist Accusations Against Hill & Bill"

Bill and Hillary Clinton profess to have always been supporters of racial equality, but anecdotes published in a new book by his ex-lover claim otherwise. 
Hillary was heard calling mentally challenged children 'f*****g ree-tards' and caught on record blurting out the terms 'stupid k**e and 'f***ing Jew b*****d', while Bill called the Reverend Jesse Jackson a 'G**damned n****r'.
Bill was also sued several times by blacks and Hispanics for violations of the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

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Are The Clinton's Crooks? Naw, Couldn't Be

Clinton Foundation officials used an obscure New York state charity board filing to disclose that the nonprofit organization received nearly $17.7 million in donations from foreign governments while Hillary Clinton was secretary of state, the Daily Caller News Foundation has learned. The specific foreign governments weren’t identified in the document, entitled “Exhibit A.”

 The latest filing was submitted last January before the public charity division operated by New York Attorney General Eric Schneidermann, a Democrat. The money was given between 2010 and 2013, the years when Clinton was America’s chief diplomat.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

John Brennan Is A Dead Man

CIA Director, John Brenan is a dead man. He went before congress today and told us ISIS is not under control; that the US will be attacked again and again on the home front. Brenan must be brai dead. Obama will have him summarily eliminated.

Two days ago Obama went on television and told the American people we had ISIS on the run. He said we had taken their territory to the extent that they were not a threat. He mentioned the number of ISIS leaders we had killed(as if others wouldn't take their place).

Obama has fed us a pile of bat scat. It's what Goebbel's did to the German people at the end of the Second World War.

3 Questions For Huma

What is Huma’s relationship with a Saudi Arabian official named Abdullah Omar Naseef?2) Was he the founder of a Saudi charity called the Rabita Trust?
3) Right after 9/11, was the Rabita Trust put on a list by the U.S. government of groups that were funding terrorism?
That’s it. What? Do you expect me to do all the work for you? Do the research.

The United States: Is It Really The Gun Capital Murder Capital Of The World

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and   New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in ENTIRE world, for murders.
These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Look Above Her Lips. I Think She Smokes

This is what a troll hiding under a bridge looks like. She would eat your children to get what she wants.

And Some People Wonder Why I Detest This Government

"One month after the San Bernardino terrorist attack that left 14 innocent people dead, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson told advisors that right wing extremists pose just as much of a threat to the country as Islamic extremists"

I want my readers to read the above paragraph then respond in kind. This statement from our Homeland Security Chief is so ridiculous and asinine it's incomprehensible. Furthermore, this is the stuff that propelled Hitler and Stalin to the top of the heap.

I defy anyone to list by name right wing extremists who are a threat to the country. I ask the members of this Islamo/communist administration to name any group who has perpetrated crimes against this nation.

Do I need to remind you that the mass murderers of the last fifteen years were all registered Democrats?

If you doubt me check out this headline from the NY Times: NYT Blames Republicans For Islamic Terror Attack In Orlando…

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Obama A Proven Traitor; Supporter Of Isis

WASHINGTON, DC — Hillary Clinton received a classified intelligence report stating that the Obama administration was actively supporting Al Qaeda in Iraq, the terrorist group that became the Islamic State.

The memo made clear that Al Qaeda in Iraq was speaking through Muhammad Al Adnani, who is now the senior spokesman for the Islamic State, also known as ISIS. Western and Gulf states were supporting the terrorist group to try to overthrow Syrian dictator Bashar al Assad, who was being propped up by the Russians, Iranians, and Chinese.

C'mon In Everyone

At least 480,000 people overstayed their visas last year, adding to a backlog that’s reached some 5 million total, members of Congress said. But immigration agents launched investigations into just 10,000 of them, or about 0.2 percent, and arrested fewer than 2,000, less than 0.04 percent, saying the others don’t rise to the level of being priority targets.

Are You On An ISIS Hit List

Two days ago in Paris, France a police officer and his wife were brutally stabbed to death by a member of ISIS. Their 3 year old child was left unharmed, in shock and lying in the pools of blood of is mother and father. To make matters worse the killer live streamed the killings on Facebook to announce his crime. He also put out a warning of future murders with a 'hit list'.

In coming home from the golf course this morning I had the radio tuned to the Glenn Beck Show.
His topic of conversation dealt with the Paris murders. In addition, he spoke about an American 'hit list' than includes 8,000 of our citizens.*

This 'list', known by our government, is composed of everyday citizens; school teachers, doctors, nurses, journalists, bankers from small town USA.

As a common day member of society I'd like to know if MJ Hawkeye has irritated someone to the point that they want to stab me. Wouldn't you?

The government has decided to keep this list a secret. Their reasoning being it might cause panic in the country. How asinine is this? But, then again, we're talking the Obama Administration.

I can promise you if I knew I was a target I'd have my concealed carry in a heart beat---and so would all of you except maybe Jane Fonda or other Hollywood stars who have their own personal body guards.

*It isn't only Beck who speaks on this topic. Google any site and you'll find videos on the topic.

A Little Known Fact About ISIS

In the event you didn't know, and I'm certain you won't hear this from the Obama administration:
ISIS has terrorist cells in all 50 states.

This tidbit of information comes from no less than James Comey, the head of the FBI.

If you don't believe me then, as Casey Stengel would say, "You can look it up".

Huma Abedin: FYI

First, if someone introduced themselves to me as Huma I'd think their parent's had played a cruel joke on them. In the case of Huma Abedin the joke is on the people of the United States.

Hillary's top aide(and some say lover) is an avowed Muslim who sprung from Muslim traditionalists. She wields insurmountable power in Clinton's quest to destroy this country.

Even though the link is from the conservative and pro-Trump website, Breitbart,  itwill give you a detailed account about her very dubious background.

I've had a look at the vast number of hardcore Muslims associated with the Obama administration. It gave me great pause. Why, it's almost like Obama, himself, cares more about Mohammed than he does a Judeo/Christian American.

A Warning From The Dept. Of Homeland Security; Political Correctness

In trying to make us all safe from foreign attacks the DHS has amended the usage of words not acceptable.

Hence forwarded it is against government policy to use the words 'Jihad' and 'Sharia'.

Nothing, however, was mentioned about the words 'goat fu***rs'.

When People Have No Shame

Once again, it's a sign of the times. Take a look at Ms. Ashley England. It appears she isn't all that concerned about her arrest. Could it be her arraignment in Bellevue, Ohio was a case of mistaken identity?  Thank God for video tape because the truth will out.

Ms. England and two other mothers along with their children stopped at a McDonalds for lunch. I hate it when my order takes too long and so did they. So, when their server left work they beat him/her up in the parking lot. Their kids helped out.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Big Surprise! Omar Mateen A Registered Democrat

It shouldn’t come as much of a surprised that Seddique Mateen met with Democrats like Charlie Rangel when he visited the State Department in April.

His terrorist son Omar Mateen was a registered Democrat and the media doesn’t seem to want to report that. If he had been a registered Republican you can bet your ass the media would be all over it.

Illegitimate Babies: What Happned To The Stigma

( -Of the 3,977,745 babies born in the United States of America in 2015, 1,600,208 of them—or 40.2 percent--were born to unmarried mothers, according to data released this month by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention.
That makes 2015 the eighth straight year that 40 percent or more of the babies born in the United States were born to unmarried mothers, according to CDC data.

Why Obama And Hillary Refuse To Call Them Radical Islamists

Finally, after all this time, we find out the reason why our leaders will not refer to our enemy as Islamic terrorists. Hold onto your seat pants, folks. According to them it is because this type of rhetoric would only inflame them.

As for the Administration's promise of vetting Muslims in America: 100 Syrian refugees are coming into this country on a daily basis.


Obama Proclaims June Gay Pride Month, Same As Ramadan. "Uh, Never Mind"

Thanx to SuckersonParade for pic

I don't suppose there's a correlation between violence and aberrant behavior.

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Time Marches On--Even In Afghanistan

Do you recall the young girl from Afghanistan who graced the cover of National Geographic in 1984? The war with the Soviets was tearing the country apart and the US was in sympathy with the plight of the Afghani's.

The photograph of this young lady illustrated what it was all about by tugging at our hearts.


She's older now. Time marches on.


It Must Be High School Graduation Time

I happened to be driving across Memorial Drive on my way home the other day. That's when I noticed a very large banner with a photo of a young woman named Bailey being prominently displayed for all to see. I didn't stop to read its entire wording but there was a congratulatory message for her making it through high school. In addition, and I don't know if it's an Ohio thing, but we were told where she was going to matriculate for the next four years.

In Bailey's case, 'Columbia here I come'. Parents do this all the time around this community. They'll tell us about how proud they are of their children who, beyond all odds, were able to graduate high school and then they'll announce the name of the school forcing them to go into debt for eight or more semesters.

One of our three high schools decided it would be unfair to have a Valedictorian so any child who had a 4.5 GPA received the honor. It's like receiving a participation trophy---if you know what I mean.

It would be fun to walk the halls of Dublin Coffman, Dublin Scioto or Dublin Jerome High Schools.
I suspect there isn't one kid who ever had a case of acne, a misshapen tooth or a strand of hair out of place. These are what I call Gucci kids.

Getting back to Bailey. Drive the streets of the city and you'll find a Morgan, Tiffany, Brooke; you get the picture. Boys have the moniker of Lance, Pace, Robert Maxwell III

Let's face it. Guys who are great looking and are going to make a lot of cash marry Miss America's and their children are products of fabulous genes. You'll never find a Dublin guy who hooked up with a clan member of the Hatfield's or McCoy's. This is the way God meant it to be.

This might explain why most all the kids in town are expected to do well, why there are no ugly children(parents would hide ugly kids in the basement). The average median household income in Dublin, Ohio is $114,381. This explains tons to me.

Where I grew up, Boone, Iowa, the average household income is 16% less than for other communities in the State of Iowa. In 2012 its average household income was 60 grand. If one takes away doctor salaries we're talking the poverty line.

The point of this blog is my generation all survived without having our pictures put on a corner poster. Besides, if my daughter looked like Bailey I'd be afraid of stalkers.

As for announcing their college of choice go ahead and brag. In the Sixties we didn't do such things. Who the heck wanted to tell the world they were going to attend Boone Junior College?

The Dilemma For Gays


It seems gays in the US have a decision to make. They must either continue to vote for the current administration that will not recognize Islamic terrorism in this country or vote an alternative that is hell bent on wiping out these despicable Muslims.

Gays in The Middle East are routinely thrown off buildings, burned alive or are the victims of beheadings. Now, the slaughter has come to our shores.

Our president went on the radio this afternoon and called this heinous act terrorism, not Islamic terrorism. The assassin was named Omar, his parents were born in Afghanistan and are Muslims as is he. Yet, it's not Islamic terrorism. Even so, the Islamic state has now taken credit for the murders.

Let me also note the killer was not a member of a conservative group and, specifically, the TEA Party.

Hillary Clinton, on the campaign trail, has stated she will not use the term 'Radical Islam'.

I would hope someday one member of the White House press corps would ask the question, "What will it take for you, Mr. President, to acknowledge Islamic terrorism against the United States"?

So many decisions, so little time.

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The Travel Bug Will Bite My Butt Again

Wowie! In the past three weeks this reporterer has spent numerous nights away from home aka Dublin, Ohio. I've had overnight stays in Burlington, Iowa, Desoto, Iowa, Ashland, Nebraska, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Hackensack, Minnesota, Eau Claire, Wisconsin, Nekoosa, Wisconsin, and Larkin, Illinois. The last one was semi-scary. It's unnerving staying in communities where gas stations and motels have iron bars across the windows but when the eyelids fall below the Mendoza Line a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

There's no place like home, Dorothy. But, after a few days, and I know this to be true, I'll grab onto the wander lust again. It's the way of men. It's why Davey Crockett left his wife to traverse west.

It's why the West was opened. Either that or these fellas couldn't stand the nagging from 'you know who'. Let me be specific. When I was out of Dodge for three weeks I absolutely, more than ever, missed Her Majesty. I missed her smile, her talent, her brain and intellect. My wife tops the world in the latter. But, more than anything, I missed her telling me what I was doing right and what I was doing incorrectly. As I stated earlier. It's why the West was settled in a matter of only twenty-five years. As an example, she'll ask me to take out the garbage. I'll do it but on my own time which might be either fifteen minutes or an hour later depending on my level of spousal irritation.

It's why Col. Crockett left his wife and family and rode off to the Alamo to meet his untimely death. He traversed west from Tennessee because 'it's there'. The travel bug had bitten his butt.

So, in three weeks, The Queen will head out to northern Minnesota. I'll hang out at the golf course in town then begin looking at a map of the US wondering, "where should I go and what should I do when I arrive".

Here's the thing about men. We fly by the seat of our pants without thinking about the consequences. Women have their lives planned out to a T.

I think it's the reason we screw up so often but it's a heck of a lot of fun doing it.

Hillary Wouldn't Say This, Would She?

Hillary Clinton is fighting a rearguard action to avoid further damage to her standing with the crucial Jewish vote in her campaign for a Senate seat after a claim that she once used an ethnic insult against one of Bill Clinton's aides.

A book out today claims that 26 years ago she called Paul Fray, her husband's campaign manager at the time, a "fucking Jew bastard".

Mrs Clinton denied the allegation and pressed the president into supporting her, but the author, Jerry Oppenheimer, said: "Three witnesses have now publicly acknowledged that she said it."

Friday, June 10, 2016

Move Along. Nothing To See Here

Newly released State Department emails help reveal how a major Clinton Foundation donor was placed on a sensitive government intelligence advisory board even though he had no obvious experience in the field, a decision that appeared to baffle the department’s professional staff.

Speaking of Hillary, which I wasn't, the 60's hippie gave a speech on income inequality yesterday. Someone forced her to wear a $12,000 Armani jacket.

Back And At 'Em From Dublin, Ohio

Just when everybody thought I'd gone away, like a burr under a donkey's saddle, I show up. Was that a good analogy? I didn't think so. Let's try again. Like a booger on the end of a five year olds finger. There, that's better.

Anyway, there's a reason for my long hiatus. It has to do with temporary Alzheimer's. On June 4 my buddy and I left the Minnesota lake cabin for a stopover in Wisconsin for golf with another friend.

Prior to our visit we spent the night at a motel in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, which, in itself is a doozy of a story. Each time we checked into a motel the desk manager would ask, "Are you together"? Then I'd say, "We're together but we're not together----if you get my drift"? I do suppose I shouldn't have been so upfront. Leaving them wonder might have gotten us a discount.

Anyway, on the morning after I said, "Jeff, can you take our stuff to the car and I'll make certain we aren't leaving anything behind". I scoured the room, then two days later realized the power cord to my computer had taken up residence in room 202 of our Super 8.

Hence, my life has been devoid of writing for almost a week. It's not much fun composing on paper. I so enjoy doing it on the fly and that's why I've been on a self-imposed vacation.

I did, however, set an all-time personal record in Minnesota. My buddy loves going to the local casino. I'd rather have a skunk practice it's spray technique on me than sit in a place that's been shut down for cheating four times. But I went.

My pal loves to play blackjack. He did it six nights in a row for two hours each time while I pumped Lincoln's in the penny slots dying a slow death. Being bored I tend to strike up conversations as I did with the slightly chunky but very cute thirtyish blond next to me. She was from Red Lake, Minnesota, worked in a bar and loved to fish for walleye. She told me she caught hundreds right off her dock. And then she said the magic words, "C'mon up some time and my husband or I will take you fishing"? "That'd be great", said I, "Is he here"? Well, my new pal then told me her husband was named, Jane. And I did have to opportunity to meet her. The woman, Ellen, asked me how I felt about the situation. "Not a problem for me", I said, "I'm better looking than your husband".

Five minutes later I'm at the blackjack table minding my own business when a woman sat next to me. Maybe it's the aura I give off or the fact that I'm a sensitive person or that some people perceive me as transgendered. After all, I hadn't had a haircut in over three weeks. Regardless, this woman, Jackie, from Nisswa, seemed to take a shine to me. She wondered if I came this way often. Did I mention I thought she'd been drinking? She handed me her business card which read 'Jackie and Ann' something or other. I asked her about the 'other'. She mentioned that the 'other' was her husband. I like to be on the up and up so I asked if her 'other' would be jealous about a hook-up. "Not really", said Jackie, "We flip flop all the time".

Meeting two lesbo's, back to back. What are the chances?

And that's the way it goes in Minnesota. I always thought it was 'The land of ten thousand lakes'. Now it's referred to as 'The Land of ten thousand lesbians'.

Friday, June 3, 2016

Tell Me Again Why We Shouldn't Build Underground Oil Pipelines

A multi-car oil train derailed in northern Oregon on Friday, about 70 miles outside of Portland, officials confirmed, though there were no initial reports of injuries.
Black smoke could be seen following the accident, which occurred in Mosier, near the Columbia River. A spokesman with the Mosier Volunteer Fire Department said there were no injuries, and the damage was confined to the railroad.

The derailment also closed the interstate.

About my question in the title of this piece. Why don't you folks check out who owns most of the RR lines running in the West Coast. I won't tell you his name but his initials are Warren Buffett.

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Thursday, June 2, 2016

Budweiser Beer

Every day in every way people learn something new. My buddy from Ohio in a previous life was a honcho for the Budweiser Company.

He had a fairly cool job. During the daytime he met with distributors and in the evening took prospective customers out for dinner and filled them with Budweisers.

Today, we were in my boat fishing on The Dead Sea aka Ten Mile Lake and he asked me if I knew what the letters in Budweiser stood for. Of course, I didn't. Who does?

Anyway, you are about to find out.

If you read the first letter right left it becomes 'Because you deserve what every individual should enjoy regularly'

When read backwards it reads 'Remember every soldier in every war depends on

So now you know.

Hillary Responsible For Vince Foster Suicide

By Ronald Kessler - - Wednesday, June 1, 2016 
Overlooked in the recent controversy over the death of Bill Clinton’s Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster is the fact that FBI agents investigating the case found that Hillary Clinton triggered his suicide when she attacked and humiliated her mentor from their former Rose Law Firm in front of other White House aides a week before he took his own life.

The FBI investigation was conducted for independent counsel Kenneth W. Starr’s probe of the Clintons’ investments in the Whitewater real estate development

Continue reading. It's eye opening.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

It Rained In Minnesota Today

A childrens story.

Dick, Jane, Sally, Spot and Puff went to Ten Mile Lake. It rained today. "Look, Jane, look", said Dick. "It's raining".

"Yes, said Jane, "It rained yesterday and the day before that one", too"

Spot and Puff didn't care. Spot jumped in the poodles of water. "Ha-ha", said Puff. It's raining cats and dogs.

Jane said, "It's rained for the last eight days". "Yes, said Dick, "And it's supposed to rain tomorrow".

Then Dick said, "Let's go back to Ohio. I hate this friggin' rain".


Another Muslim In The White House. Very Soon Obama Will Be Suspected Of Supporting Terrorists

For nearly eight years, President Obama has appointed a range of Muslim officials with terror-links to influential positions within the administration. The latest in a long line is Zaki Barzinji, whom Obama just tapped as the new associate director of public engagement for the White House.
The Clarion Project notes that Barzinji worked for the Islamic Society of North American (ISNA), an organization targeted by the U.S. Justice Department as a Muslim Brotherhood affiliate and was named an unindicted co-conspirator in a major Hamas-funding trial.

Oh, and Barzinji's grandfather was also a Muslim Brotherhood terror suspect.
Oh, and according to Clarion Project, Barzinji previously served as the deputy director of intergovernmental affairs for Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe, who is currently under investigation for "possible political corruption."

​Of the Obama appointee's grandfather, Clarion notes that Jamal Barzinji, deceased as of last year, "was a founder and/or senior official in virtually every group identified as a Muslim Brotherhood front in America."

Mysteriously, the Obama Justice Department dropped a planned indictment of the elder Barzinji and in 2013,  Zaki accepted an award on his grandfather’s behalf at "the Hamas/Brotherhood-linked Dar al-Hijrah Islamic Center in Virginia, which the late Barzinji helped found."