A lazy day means I'm perusing websites as a time killer. There's one titled 'Cray Pictures'. Under one of the headings there was a listing of people who have names that can do them no good at all. A high school lad had the name Jesus Condom. I'll bet it was a thrill having that first job interview or when he introduced himself to his girlfriends parents. Another was Linda Dbag. What the heck is up with that. Do you supposed her family emigrated from Czechoslovakia and the name was an afterthought?
My long time readers will recall a high school girls basketball player in Iowa back in the 1970's. She was the leading scorer in the state and after every game with another scoring record she made the Des Moines Register. I always felt sad for Fonda Dicks. Luckily, she later on married a farmer in the area but, sadly, his last name was Peters.
In my hometown of Boone, Iowa there was a family with two boys. Their last name was Outhouse. They got smart and pronounced it as Utthus. Heck, Even so, if it was me I'd write Smith on my test papers.
This little lady on the left didn't stand a chance. It makes me wonder how strung out her parents were when she entered the world. Dollar to a donut she lives in Kentucky or West Virginia.
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