It's two hours before the NCAA's begin(and yes, some players: Ohio State, Drexel and Colgate felt the need to take a knee) so I have time to kill. Last night, and this is a real nightmare I stated laughing about Joey B's famous speech, "I have hairy legs". I mean, I wasn't just chuckling, I was laughing. Then I would intersperse, "What an idiot."
Think back to long lasting presidential speeches: 'Avoid entangling alliances' as Washington left office, the Gettysburg Address, "Ask not what your country can do for you, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall", "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski" and finally, "I have hairy legs. "
I wanted to get the entire 'hairy legs speech in here but there's a bonus. I found a mini cartoon. Enjoy.
And by the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it gets hot … I got hairy legs that … turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. So, I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap.
So pervy-sounding were Biden’s remarks that an animator from The Netherlands, Sven Stoffels, put Biden’s words into an animated film, which, it will come as no suprise, renders Biden’s own words even icky-er. https://youtu.be/Q-A4VrEUyyI
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