Thoughts For The Day

 Once again it's Memorial golf tournament time across the street and you know what that means. Actually, nothing, since I won't go. I lied. There were 'freebies' given to me so a buddy and I went on Thursday. A good time wasn't had by all since when we had arrived at hole number 4 the skies opened up, the tourney was put on suspension and we were as far from the front gate as a guy could get.

There's no fool like an old fool so they say. For the first time in many moons I was walking the course. One knows they're old when youngsters walk up to you and ask if they can help you walk. Mentally I'm saying, "STFU" but verbally it's "Thank you". Luckily for me I found a deputy sheriff and asked if he'd call the clubhouse and send out an emergency cart for my legs and lungs. He did and I survived to see another day.

I've never quite understood why so-called celebrities have to fill us in on their private lives. For instance, inserted is a pic of Gov. Andrew Cuomo's 23 year old daughter.

The kid then gave a statement to the press, "Today I stand in my queer identity with pride. I celebrate those who came before me." And to this I say, "What a waste."

Charlie has developed a fetish for Cicada's. When I say he keeps his nose to the ground it's for one reason only. He's eaten more of those critters than man intended. We're in the height of the noise making and genuine bother of the entire event. 

The Queen goes to our lake home for five days beginning next Tuesday. Know what this means? I don't have to make my bed.

Let it be known I'll be running with the 'Big Dogs' come July 17. Former world heavyweight boxing champ, Larry Holmes, has his annual golf outing. My best buddy always attends as a special celebrity member and has invited yours truly to attend. There's always a private party at Holmes place the day prior to the event and I'll be hobnobbing with the rich and famous. Please dear God do not let me say anything stupid.

We're so very proud of our daughter in Scottsdale. Biden has allowed immigrants to take over a facility across the street from the school attended by our three grandchildren. She's one of many protesting this infestation.

And finally, thank the Almighty I'm off Nutri-System. It was tedious for this guy. After two months only twenty-five pounds of glob left my body. I was hoping for thirty-five. Regardless, I'm comfortably in size 36 waist slacks and can see my toes when I look down. 

Enjoy the day and if you're out and about watch were you step. The Cicada's stick to your shoe soles like used gum.