One of the very best things about being old is the ability to irritate the heck out of people by being a jerk and then not giving a whit.
Today I pulled into a Kroger Foods parking space. Right next to me a fella around sixty got out of his car with mask in hand and lit up a cigarette. I stopped and looked at him then said, "My, that's interesting." He responded with, "What's interesting?" So, I continued on: "You're smoking a cigarette but are going to wear a mask." If looks could kill.
But, I figure at my age if he came at me I'd feign a heart attack.
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