You'd Have To Be An Iowan To Understand

 Does it make you want to puke when I mention how much I love Iowa? It shouldn't. My home state is most likely one of the least understood of any. Long ago in a blog piece I wrote that I've come across people in Ohio who confuse the Hawkeye state with Idaho. Iowa? Idaho? Same thing, right?

If there's anything that both binds and divides this state is college sports teams. One is either for the Hawks or the Cyclones. It's almost a civil war when they play each other. I'm different. I cheer for both with great enthusiasm. But, there are other schools who have had magnificent seasons.

This is a unique year for Iowans, the land of 3 million hearty souls. There aren't many states that have racked up the sports successes as have the guys and gals on the hardcourts. March Madness could be tons of fun. The men's teams are on the top. The females on the bottom. Speaking of women I've inserted a video of the best 3 point shooter in the country. Give it a look. You'll be amazed at the talents of this wundebar sophomore guard, Caitlin Clark from the Univ. of Iowa. https://youtu.be/98P73SUKi9s

This IS CNN

Quote Of The Day

 "We need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

                                                               Jen Pissaki

Whatever Happened To This Goofball?

Gun Murders

In Case Of War............................

There was the best follow up story in the news this morning. Actually, I've been following the plight of Brooklyn Nets star basketball player for sometime and today's news was a dilly.

Irving has been involved in a clusterfu*k of a situation for quite some. He refused to be jabbed with the government juice. New York City(actually, the entire state) has been under the government thumb on skin stabbings. The kid refused to be inoculated so when his team played in town he wasn't allowed to be on the court. The beauty of the story is the fans can walk into the arena without masks. What a country.

This morning I was at one of the Spectrum TV offices. My smart phone was on the fritz when it came to sound. Sorry, MJ, the slugs inside said, "No mask, no entry." 

Then I went down the street to Best Buy since they employ the Geek Squad. The sign on the door proclaimed, 'You must have a mask to enter'. I went in anyway probably to see if I could raise hell but the kid inside told me to come in anyway. I like that young guy. 

Apparently March 2, the day after Joe Blows speech, is when the mask mandate goes away.

When You Love Your Country

A beauty queen and former Miss Grand Ukraine has apparently traded in her high heels for combat boots, joining the Ukrainian military in its push against the Russian invasion.

Anastasia Lenna, Ukraine’s 2015 representative in the Miss Grand International beauty contest, has answered the call to defend her home.

The Job Of A President

 Silly me, I always thought the job of the President was to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Joe Biden taught me a lesson in being ridiculous, again.

He has other ideas on the presidency. Are you ready?

Joe Biden capped off another rotten week of his sinking presidency saying he hopes his legacy “is that I restored the soul of this country.” 

What the heck does that mean? Is it that we're supposed to------------------. Stop me. I can't go any further.

Kicking A Dead Horse

I Never Thought Of This

Boycott Russian Oil

He's Probably Right

 

Jimmy Ray, You Forgot To Unload The Truck

 An Arkansas man has been nabbed after he hit a cyclist and fled with the dead victim in his truck, authorities said.

James Ray Jones, 42, struck the cyclist with his pickup truck in Fort Smith at about 8 p.m. Friday, police said.

Cops were only alerted to the incident about 12 hours later when a body part was discovered close to the road.

Jones was identified as the suspect after authorities reviewed surveillance video from the scene.

Police said they tracked Jones down at his home and found the pickup truck parked in his backyard.

The victim’s body was still in the bed of the truck, according to police.

Longing For The Good Ol' Days

I was trying to remember when, in the past, a man threatened the world with nuclear disaster because we had a weak president. 

Patriots Unite!

 If you weren't aware the truckers protest in Canada is over. But, there's another on the way and it's going to be bigger than what happened to the folks in the north.

The truckers of the U.S. have begun their journey from California on their way to D.C. and expect to arrive the day before Jughead gives his State of the Union address.

Ol' MJ Hawkeye is excited about it. Our residence is six miles north of I-70 in Columbus Ohio and it'll be coming through the City on March 3. 

The Queen doesn't know it yet but I'll be in the caravan when they reach Cambridge Ohio for the night. I'm excited. I plan on handing out gift cards to the patriots and doing what good Americans do; rejoice in the fact that these men and women love America.

To follow the route click on the link: https://survivalmagazine.org/news/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-peoples-convoy-american-truckers-and-allies/

The Cesspool of the NFL And The Super Bowl

 Super Bowl Halftime Show

 For all you folks that thought the Super Bowl was still an event perhaps worthy of uniting our population...or that the halftime show was great family entertainment....I have some stats and info for you about that particular performance:

> Look up the words to the songs that were performed during halftime.

> F-word 13 times,
> N-word 16 times,
> MF - 4 times,
> P-word - 3 times,
> B-word - 24 times

> What a great example of songs for our kids to learn, huh?  Remember, the NFL approved everything ahead of time that was broadcast. They have turned the professional football business completely over to the thugs.

> Don’t believe me?

> Snoop Dogg (one of the “entertainers” performing in that halftime show) collaborated on a song in January with the following lyrics:

> "All you n*****s out there
> Take your guns that you using to shoot each other
> And start shooting these bitch ass motherf****ing police
> That'll impress a motherf***ing n***** like me"

> Aren’t we all so proud of the growing diversity we are experiencing in our culture???

Missing In Action

 I was thinking about a couple individuals this morning who have dropped off the radar. One of them has been quite prominent in the last two years making the rounds on TV and especially two networks in particular nobody watches. You might recognize his photo.

You may or may not know that he and his wife make a combined salary of over $1 million dollars yearly by feeding at the government trough. My educated guess is if the Republicans take over the House and Senate this donkey will go into retirement. Oh, his retirement benefits are outrageous.

There's another guy I haven't seen or heard much about lately. And that dude is Hunter. I think he went into the Witness Protection Program. But who cares? The out of site out of mind phrase holds up quite well.

Word to the wise. If you want to show your kids what happens to the teeth of meth addicts put an 8X10 over the fireplace mantle.

A Man Of Courage

 

Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky declared that he is still in the capital of Kyiv (Kiev) in a video purporting to show the leader from the streets of the embattled city in the early hours of Saturday morning after reportedly shutting down a plea from the Biden administration to flee.

Zelensky told the Biden people: "I need bullets not a ride." I like this guy's courage.

American Ingenuity

And He Wants To Be The Governor Of Texas

Your Average American Democrat

Maybe It's A Muslim Ritual

 It was a case of self-assault and battery.

An Iranian man was forced to go to the emergency room after shoving a AA battery down his penis in a grotesque stunt worthy of the new Discovery+ series “This Came Out of Me.”

The fiasco came to light after the unnamed 49-year-old reported to a hospital in Tehran, where he informed doctors that he had the charging device lodged in his genital organ for 24 hours, according to a new case study published in the medical journal Urology Case Reports. https://nypost.com/2022/02/25/man-hospitalized-after-shoving-aa-battery-down-penis/

A Poem----Kind Of

A Liberal By Any Other Name Is Still A Liberal

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Teaching Our Kids A Life Lesson

Time Magazine Needs A Retraction

 On Jan. 11, 2021 Time magazine ran a cover photo of the guy they said could control Russia. And the guy is Joe Biden. As the picture shows he has Putin in his sights. I'm waiting for Time to comment.

Didn't See This On The MSM. Did You?

 The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Wednesday said younger males should consider waiting longer between doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna COVID-19 vaccines in order to reduce the risk of a rare form of heart inflammation.

Donald Trump Nailed It

 Look and learn:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1496709662602932224

The Irony Of It All

 For weeks Joey boy has been telling us the U.S. will impose sanctions on Putin to keep him from invading Ukraine. Yesterday, Joe said he knew sanctions wouldn't work.

Wouldn't it be an ironical if WW III started while Biden was in office when for four years the Left was adamant Donald Trump would obliterate the world?

Thanks Vlad!

Barack Was Right On This

 "Never underestimate Joe's ability to fu*k things up."

                                                          Barack Hussein Obama

Truer words were never spoken.

Here We Go Again

 Republicans are demanding answers from President Biden on what he will do to help an estimated 23,000 Americans still stuck in war-torn Ukraine.

My suspicion is if Joe was asked that question his answer would be 'what Americans." https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/02/gop-senators-demand-answers-biden-regime-23000-americans-stranded-ukraine-will-left-fend-like-afghanistan/

A Sign Of The Times

"Joe, I Don't Think So"

President Joe Biden has been criticized after he stated outright that 'no one' expected sanctions that were imposed on Russia 'to prevent the invasion' of Ukraine.

"Do you see what I mean."

Get To Know Your Kids Teachers

Speaking Of Hunter

Where Is he?

Food For Thought

 

R.I.P. Hot lips

The acting world is in mourning with the passing of actress Sally Kellerman, at 84 years of age.

The actress who portrayed the original Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan in Robert Altman's 1970 movie M*A*S*H, passed after a long battle with dementia, her son Jack Krane confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter.

She passed at an assisted care facility in Woodland Hills, California, after an iconic career that spanned over 150 movies and TV shows. 

A Food For Thought Piece Of Writing

 I'm not going to comment on this bit of journalism. It's worth reading but you'll have to open the link.https://pjmedia.com/columns/kevindowneyjr/2022/02/24/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-i-blame-joe-n1561491?utm_source=pjmedia&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl_pm&bcid=6b9a18cd9b08227863208f689d4bb6f1996f9aa45cd3aa3a1169c2b021d88357&recip=6687427

It's A Clown Show

Those life-and-death issues aren’t the big priority, at least not to former Secretary of State John Kerry. This morning, he expressed hope that Putin will remain a partner with the West on … climate change. What a boob! https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2022/02/24/kerry-i-sure-hope-putin-remains-a-partner-for-climate-change-n450849

Never Thought About It Before

Sports People Are Hilarious

 I've often stated the funniest people in the world for great stories and quips are coaches and those who play sports. I've been in the sports arena and listened to coaches sitting around with a beer in front of me laughing until I couldn't stop. Here are a few examples:

Don Meredith, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback once said: "Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he would expect her to cook.”

Harry Neale, professional hockey coach: "Last year we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure as a coach was that I couldn't think of anyplace else to play.”

Reggie Jackson, commenting on Tom Seaver: "Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch.”

Doug Sanders, professional golfer: "I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be perfect.”

Mickey Lolich, Detroit Tigers pitcher: "All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.’"

Max McGee, Green Bay Packers receiver: "When it's third and ten, you can have the milk drinkers; I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.”

Tommy LaSorda, L A Dodgers manager: "I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty percent are glad I'm having them.”

E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations: "My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”

Vic Braden, tennis instructor: "My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't as good.”

Tommy John, N.Y. Yankees, recalling his 1974 arm surgery: "When they operated, I told them to add in a Koufax fastball. They did, but unfortunately it was Mrs. Koufax's.”

Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles: "I don't know. I only played there for nine years.”

John Breen, Houston Oilers: "We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost.”

Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher: "When I'm on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo.”

Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox owner: "I have discovered in 20 years of moving around the ballpark that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.”

Paul Horning, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony was before noon: "Because if it didn't work out, I didn't want to blow the whole day.”

Lou Holtz , Arkansas football coach: "I have a lifetime contract That means I can't be fired during the third quarter if we're ahead and moving the ball.”

Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game: "I won't know until my barber tells me on Monday.”

Jim Frey, K.C. Royals manager when asked what advice he gives George Brett on hitting: "I tell him "Attaway to hit, George.”

Bill Walton, Portland Trail Blazers: "I learned a long time ago that 'minor surgery' is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.”

George MacIntyre, Vanderbilt football coach surveying the team roster that included 26 freshmen and 25 sophomores: "Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.”

Rick Venturi, Northwestern football coach: "The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday.”

Bum Phillips, Oilers coach on why he always takes his wife on road trips... " She's too ugly to kiss goodbye"

Buckle Up, Folks

On Thursday morning the Taiwan Defense Ministry announced 9 Chinese aircraft have entered its Air Defense Zone. China announced this morning that Taiwan was theirs. 

Xi is on the move. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/02/breaking-xi-move-taiwan-defense-ministry-says-9-chinese-aircraft-entered-air-defense-zone-thursday-morning/

Can't Be Stated Any Better

We've Got The Russians By The Gonads

The U.S. Is Screwed

 The U.S. population of legal immigrants and illegal migrants hit 46.6 million in January, up roughly 1.6 million since President Joe Biden was inaugurated, according to federal data posted by the Center for Immigration Studies.

“The 46.6 million immigrants (legal and illegal) in the country in January 2022 is the largest number recorded in any government survey or decennial census going back to 1850,” the CIS says in a report released on February 23. https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2022/02/23/report-u-s-immigrant-population-hits-record-46-6-million/

The Kid Has A Story To Tell

Aberli and Hank Spear will likely never forget the day their daughter was born because it happened on 2/22/22 at 2:22 a.m. EST, in room number 2.

The remarkable palindromic date of birth took place at the Alamance Regional Medical Center in Burlington, North Carolina, according to Cone Health – a statewide hospital network.

Cone Health announced that the Spears named their newborn daughter Judah Grace roughly 10 hours after Aberli gave birth. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/baby-born-2-22-22-at-222-am-room-2

Share This With Everyone You Know

 

The only one I can think of that is missing is Black Lives Matter. They're still looking for the $60 million that has somehow mysteriously disappeared.
 

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