Friday, September 16, 2022

God Save The Queen

 Ya' gotta hand it to the Brits when it comes to mourning their leaders. The citizenry is lined up to get one last look at the other Her Majesty. As of this morning the folks are backed up five miles and I don't even know if there's an open casket. Heck, if it was closed why not just look at a picture, in your own home?

As an old guy I have a question. How do the people hold their bladders? Where do they go to the bathroom? Is it okay to scoot over to the River Thames and drop their trousers? Maybe there are vendors lined up on the street selling Depends. 

It's a question everyone wants to know.

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