In order to understand what I'm about to write simplification will be the best and most efficient route. Even so, you might not get it but I'll give it a whirl.
In Minnesota as in all states it's a big deal to play on your high school athletic team. Let's face it. It's an open invitation for getting the babes. But some guys can't cut it and end up not making the squad. This is utter humiliation. The liberal state of Minnesota has come up with a solution. Let's say Bob is cut from the varsity basketball team. Not a problem. All he has to do is tell his school district he feels like he's a girl on the inside. It is then mandatory that he be allowed to participate on the female team. What a stroke of luck for the girl's coach. All of a sudden he may have another Kareem Abdul Jabbarette on his hands and a state championship at his fingertips. If five guys do the same it's a dynasty. There is a downside to this scenario. Pity the ladies who have been replaced by faux guys. They'll be relegated to the cheerleading squad where they were in the first place. Minnesota--it's a state with much, much more than walleye and red plaid wool caps with ear flaps.
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