My best buddy in Columbus and I were having coffee at a Tim Horton's on Wednesday morning of this week. Usually, we talk about sports and other guy stuff.
I brought up the subject of walking my dog in the morning. We live in an area with 25 miles of walking paths and a monster field behind our condo. In the morning the moms take the dogs out. I like this because a slew of them are very attractive and easy to speak with especially when you say, "My what a beautiful pet you have" even if it does look like Beelzebub.
Somehow my friend segued into making money with dogs. I guess I gave him the idea. Anyway, there have to be a zillion guys, single, who are shy or homely or just plain clueless who cannot get a date.
My Pal suggested a person could make a lot of money from this situation and I concurred. The entrepreneur would have to live in a highly populated area and it'd help if it was in a big money locale. The more money the better looking the women. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.
Here's the deal. The person who wants to make some quick cash goes to the local humane society. They're always looking for dog walkers. He snags six of the best looking pups he can find. He tests them out to see their friendliness and see if they give kisses. Women love this. Then the 'dog walker' goes to an upscale dog park. We have one on the outskirts of Dublin called Glacier Ridge. A lot of hotties take their dogs there in the morning. Timid, single guys hear about it and go to this guy who rents out the dogs for $25-$50 an hour. The renter wouldn't have to worry about food since the pooches are fed at the society. Poop bags are provided at the park.
The prospect rents the dog and walks up to said 'hottie' and starts a conversation. If a hook-up ensues it's written into the contract that the owner of the business receives an extra $50.
Brainstorms like this don't come around too often so I'm going to enjoy the moment.
You can thank me later.
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