The Problems Of Old Age

I received this as a forward but it's so true I had to pass it along:

I decide to water my garden.  

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,   

I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.   

As I start toward the garage,

I notice mail on the porch table that

I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,

Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,

And notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back

On the table and take out the garbage first...

But then I think,

Since I'm going to be near the mailbox

When I take out the garbage anyway,

I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,

And see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,

So I go inside the house to my desk where

I find the can of Diet Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,

But first I need to push the Diet Coke aside

So that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Diet Coke is getting warm,

And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the

Diet Coke,  

A vase of flowers on the counter  

Catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Diet Coke on the counter and

Discover my reading glasses that

I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,

But first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter ,   

Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.   

Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to

watch TV,   

I'll be looking for the remote,   

But I won't remember that it's on the

kitchen table,   

So I decide to put it back in the den where

it belongs,   

But first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,

But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,

Get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to

Remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed, 

The bills aren't paid, 

There is a warm can of 

Diet Coke sitting on the counter,

The flowers don't have enough water,       

There is still only 1 check in my check book,       

I can't find the remote,       

I can't find my glasses,       

And I don't remember what I did

with the car keys.   

Then, when I try to figure out why

nothing got done today I'm clueless.