There's something unique about short people. Don't get me wrong. The Queen is short at 5'0" but as she always tells me "her feet touch the ground." Anyway, think back to earlier times in your life and recall those who were born height-less.
There is most likely a connection between being short and having a 'Napoleon Complex'. I think of senators in our congress who fit the bill. Dick Durbin is one of them. He's closer to 5' in height than he is to 6'. Still, he can be a blowhard.
Guess who else could be a blowhard? This guy is 5'7" and weighs 150 pounds. Yet, he was selected by one of those glamour magazines as the sexiest man alive. He's the kind of guy who went to high school every day and a group of guys gave him regular 'swirlies'.* Yep! I'm talkin' Anthony Fauci.
Tony had a book coming out. It was 80 pages in length and told us how he solved the problems of the world. It sucks to be Tony because as of yesterdays revelations the publisher has canceled it.
There is a God.
*Swirlie-to be manually picked up by ones legs then dumped head first into a toilet.
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