Sometimes I come up with a brilliant idea; not often but once in awhile. Let's face it. Joe's in big trouble. The British Parliament announced today that they do not trust us to protect them or any member of the empire.
Let's say Joe reads the proverbial handwriting on the wall and wants out. I should be an adviser because I have the answer.
He should have something he never has; a press conference. Then while he's at the podium he should do his normal hem-haw act. He could mangle words and flat out be incoherent.
At the end, and this is where I come in, he should announce the doctors have told him he is in late stage Alzheimer's and must resign.
Liberals would swoom because of his honesty. Statues would be erected. He would be feted in Hollywood.
Gosh, I'm good.
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