"Yeah, It'll Last. Until The Drugs Wear Off"

I'll wager this couple has dual papers; one for marriage license and and the other divorce. The wedding between the Romeo and Juliet clones took place in Great Britain. The girl is 16 years young. I don't know the age of the dude but his wedding outfit was placed in the Ripley's Believe It Or Not hall of fame. https://nypost.com/2022/02/09/groom-ripped-for-dressing-like-shlub-to-wedding/

I give this love story about a month.