Eye Openers!

 Are you one of those people who sits on the couch trying to find a decent viewing show and scrolling on the computer? Every once in awhile an item will catch your interest and you'll say to yourself, "Well, shut my mouth and call me Nellie." Hint: I'm one of those.

Anyway, I was looking at one of those British gossip rags and came across one that was, well for lack of a better words, an eye opener. It said that people who die maintain their eyesight for up to five hours. I can see the positive and negative in this. If your eyes are closed and you have to look at the back of your eyelids for 300 interminable minutes after preparing for the big dirt nap this could be worse than boring. But, if you're eyes are open, depending on your lifestyle and beliefs, you could have a movie set up for you. Sports people could watch replays of their favorite events. Gardeners might want to have a handy man show and, of course, the sexually deprived up could view Porn Hub. 

Have you ever thought about outer space? I know by asking renowned astronomers I could find the answer to this question but sometimes it's more fun to remain ignorant. If you had the means to rocket in the skies and had a life span of infinity how far could one travel going in one direction? Interesting, huh? If you flew and flew and flew would you end up in Candyland?

In Britain, once again, a guy is suing his company for being referred to as 'bald' which he is. I mean he's billiard ball bald but he says it's sexual harassment. I bet he wins. 

Check this out, climate crazies; Scientists are telling the world that the efforts to clean up the atmosphere of gunk to ensure clean air is causing the world to have more hurricanes. There's only one thing left to do to rectify this awkward situation; emit more human created internal gas into the atmosphere. "Pass the beans, please."