Today is May 2 and it's starting to feel like Spring. The first two days of the month have given Central Ohio sunny and blue skies. It's a record. There's also good news in the crime arena. To date only 40 people have been murdered in Columbus. Alas! The long hot summer will be arriving soon and we can get back to being the second Gunfight At The OK Corral. In case you missed it beginning January 1, 2022 to date there have been 1,661 carjackings in Columbus. It's safer living in Somalia.
Her Majesty heads out for Minnesota today to open up the lake cabin. This is good for the both of us. She loves it there and I won't have to make my bed for a week. God is good. I'll also be doing my own cooking as long as I remember how to run the microwave.
Ten days ago Barack Hussein Obama gave a speech telling us we need to have restrictions on speech. Shortly thereafter Joe Dummy formed a disinformation agency headed by a loon. Guess who's running the country?
In the past 18 months miscarriages and stillbirths have risen 80% to our vaccinated female members of the armed forces. It's probably a coincidence.
Joe Bidumski and his minions have often told us he is a devout Catholic. Guess what? Joe Stalin, Benito Mussolini and Adolf Hitler were at one time devout Catholics, too.
There are two famous collegiate track events in April. One is the Drake Relays and the other The Penn Relays. The Penn event had a 100 meter race for those over age 70. The winner had a time of 13.47 seconds. It would take me that long to drive the 100 meters in my car. I have the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9EQAGGwS_o
The president of Goya foods(One of the world's largest) says we're headed for a world-wide famine. No big deal. I need to lose weight anyway.
Is this a sign of old age? Charlie and I were going for a ride yesterday. We walked out to the garage to get in my vehicle. I saw my neighbor from across the street and walked over to chat. Then I looked around for Charlie and he was gone. I searched the neighborhood for 15 minutes looking for him. My neighbor helped as did Her Majesty. I was panic stricken. It was then I thought I'd drive around looking for my buddy so I opened the car and there he was---eagerly waiting for his brain dead master.
Do you hate your job? How do you think the ballplayers for the Cincinnati Reds baseball team feel? To date their record is 3-19 and they have to play until September. Working at Dairy Queen would be more fun-------------and rewarding.
When a youth I could hit a baseball with the best of 'em. I could catch moving objects. So, why is it I can't hit a little white ball with a stick sitting motionless on the grand. Sometimes, that ball looks up at me and laughs sarcastically.
Tomorrow I'll receive my new hearing aids. Over the course of ten years I've lost 8 of them. I'd like to say I hope I don't lose these but to me that's like saying, "I hope I don't pass gas today."
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