Sunday, July 31, 2022

Need A Caption


Would, "This is where the bullet enters make sense.? Let's ask Eddie Slovak."

Meet Your Leaders

A little known fact: Of the top 70 individuals in the Biden administration on 2 have a business background. Coincidentally, this is the same number as during the Obama tenure. Go figure.



Why So Many Heart Attacks?

 If you're a daily reader of the non-MSM news you might notice there's an uptick in the number of heart attacks among young people. 

Just two days ago a sophomore swimmer at the Univ of Northern Iowa died. On that same day a 20 year old basketball player at the Univ of Wisconsin-Whitewater passed away while playing a pickup game. A week ago six doctors, all in their 30's and all employed by the same hospital in Canada died of heart attacks the same week. Wow! Talk about coincidences. https://twitter.com/DrJamesOlsson/status/1553095670206267392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1553095670206267392%7Ctwgr%5Eea20ef0bde0a00c00e11c34abfdf1cd4710b7d0e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwelovetrump.com%2F2022%2F07%2F30%2Fsixth-canadian-doctor-dies-within-two-weeks%2F

Anyway, there has to be an answer as to why there's a rise in the number of fatalities brought on by bad tickers. Well, you can count on governments and associated pundits to come up with the answer. Are you ready? It's because so many are taking cold showers. Call me silly but maybe they should have gone ahead and had sex and forgot about the need for cooling off.  https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/go-experts-now-warn-cold-showers-causing-heart-attacks-young-adults/

"Here's George Jetson"

 It's sixty years to the day since George and his family hit the airwaves. What did the producers get right and wrong about the future?  https://nypost.com/2022/07/31/what-the-jetsons-predicted-right-and-wrong-about-the-future/

Saturday, July 30, 2022

"C'mon Man"


It's Like giving A Thirsty Man An Empty Bottle Of Coke

 The U.S. government has reached a new deal with Moderna for 65 million additional COVID-19 vaccine doses, the Biden administration announced on July 29.

The deal is valued at $1.7 billion.

Moderna will sell doses of its vaccine that target Omicron subvariants, according to the agencies that announced the agreement. The actual contract has not yet been made public.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/us-government-reaches-new-deal-with-moderna-for-65-million-covid-19-vaccine-doses_4630865.html?utm_source=Morningbrief&utm_campaign=mb-2022-07-30&utm_medium=email&est=TVxmcQdDICI%2FTM%2F6Zak%2B2OXuEjm%2Bvavvj2SHBG8KOXxUo4cTNxdQ1GyYimFA7Gk%3D

For Old People Only


How To Name Foods


It's A Sign Of The Times

 Maybe it's my age but it seems to me when it comes to our culture it's spinning out of control:

The U.S. military is hosting a drag show at a family-friendly festival at Joint Base Langley-Eustis (JBLE) at the end of July. https://www.dailywire.com/news/air-force-includes-drag-show-in-woke-diversity-festival-at-langley


Two families removed their children from a school district in West Chester, Pennsylvania, due to “woke indoctrination,” according to documents obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation.

Stetson Middle School in West Chester, Pennsylvania, posted photos of drag queens and LGBTQ activists on the walls of classrooms for 7th graders as a part of Pride Month, according to documents obtained by the DCNF. Jim Jacobs, a father of an 11-year-old at the school, and Jacobs’ brother have removed their children from the school after learning of the pride month activities. https://www.bizpacreview.com/2022/07/29/this-is-truly-indoctrination-families-pull-children-from-school-after-photos-of-drag-queens-displayed-in-classroom-1267548/

Friday, July 29, 2022

Is This The Origin of Monkeypox




Joe Just Told Us To STFU

 As for citizens complaining about inflation Biden came out and set us straight. He said, "Shut up about inflation. We, the government gave you $8,000 in Covid relief." 'Joe, I;m 75 years old and have put thousands into the federal coffers. I DID NOT receive one dime in Covid relief. https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/stacey-lennox/2022/07/29/did-you-get-8000-from-joe-biden-n1616744

Well, It's About Time

 

Jean-Pierre: Biden Isn’t Finishing the Border Wall, We’re Cleaning Up Trump’s Messhttps://legalinsurrection.com/2022/07/jean-pierre-biden-isnt-finishing-the-border-wall-were-cleaning-up-trumps-mess/

The Women Behind The Men

 If my closest acquaintances could speak with you they would tell you one of my great interests is history. I very much enjoy reading and learning about those who came before us. Maybe it's why I became a high school history teacher. It gave me the opportunity to delve into the inside stories.

It's one thing to learn about the Declaration of Independence. It's quite another to find out the personal inside stories of those who were the signers. 

I was teaching a class of high school kids in 1971 and a couple of the kids were telling me about how ridiculous was the studying of the subject; American History. Well, it would have been wrong for me to come out and tell a kid, "You're quite the dumbass so shut up and pay attention" so I asked this particular 16 year old if he had any hobbies; things he very much enjoyed. And his answer was, "I like to hunt." Viola! The door was opened and I took advantage. 

I knew and still don't know much about guns. This kid knew it all. I got him to talking about different weapons and then we segued into wars and lo and behold I'd made a convert.

Folks, every day is a history lesson. All we have to do is come across an area of interest for you. Once in awhile I'll go to a site called Ranker and it's pretty much a listing of history subjects. Today's was a biographical expose' of the women behind some of the biggest thugs and mass murderers in world history. Fascinating, huh? I mean what kind of woman would snag onto Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler or even MJ Hawkeye? There has to be a reason and a story behind it. https://www.ranker.com/list/women-behind-historys-worst-men/christopher-shultz?utm_source=newsletters&utm_medium=weirdhistory&utm_campaign=wh_active&utm_content=%7Bdate%28%27yyyyMMdd%27%29%7D

What If Trump Is A Hero

 There was more nighttime thinking on my part last night. I began wondering, what if George H. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Joe Biden were in cahoots with various foreign governments?

What if Donald Trump, with all of his personal inequities, actually loved this country to the point that he was not corrupted by foreign leaders and only wanted what was best for all of us.


Proof: The Russians Hate Tattoos And Lesbians


It's Common Sense


Picture Worth 1,000 Words


Quote Of The Day

"I knew the vaccines were ineffective from the beginning."

                                              Dr. Deborah Birx(Number 2 behind Anthony Fauci

I wonder why she didn't tell us back then. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Has anyone stopped to consider how many people lost their jobs, were expelled from schools, were ostracized from society because these people lied to us.

Keep Voting Democrat

I'm very excited about West Virginia senator Joe Manchin falling in line with Joey's new $700 billion 'Build Back Better' tax plan. I mean, I live every day in the hope that I can give the government more of my money to spend on poopy stuff. 

Let's look back one year at what some called inflation. In the year 2020 the average American spent $5,600 dollars more on essentials(gas, rent, food, etc.) than they did the year before. This means I don't go as often as I used to. I don't make trips nor do we spend time in the warmer climes in winter. No big deal, right? Except for the proprietors of businesses in those areas who depend on we northerners they can go pound sand. 

So, now were going to have a $700 billion dollar tax thrown at us for Joe's BBB plan except hidden in it are things like increasing the IRS staff. 

I ask you, when in anyone's lifetime has a recession been solved by increasing the tax burden on the people? 

I hearken back to Sen. Walter Mondale when he was nominated to run for the presidency against Renaldus Magnus. He had just received the nomination and was standing on the platform at the DNC convention. He turned to an aide standing next to him and said these prophetic words, "These people don't know it yet but I'm going to tax their asses off."

And that, my friends, is the Democrat Party. 






Average American $5,600 dollars more than 2020 but Joe wants tax increase. Mondale on podium. Don't know it yet but I'm going to tax their asses off.

Take Me Out To The Ballgame Then KMA!

 Every year members of the Democrat and Republican congresses play a soft ball game. It's supposed to stop the acrimony between the two groups at least for a limited time. It's always been a fun night. Well, a couple years ago it was so jovial when a Bernie Sanders supporter shot Republican congressman, Steve Scalise but it was his fault because he happened to be an R, a male and white.

Last night the annual event occurred and the Democrat congresswoman, Linda 'Slob' Sanchez received a walk but when she got to 1st base a pinch runner was inserted for her. Most likely because standing on first base wouldn't have allowed her to set up her own smorgasbord. As she waddled back to her dugout she passed that of her opponent and did what any good sport would do. She flipped them the bird, gave them the finger, announced a silent 'FU'. Classy bitch, huh? https://twitter.com/i/status/1552833914762395650




Let's Blame Leftist Congressmen For This

 Nicholas Roske, the California man who attempted to kill Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, was literally gunning for a SCOTUS trifecta. He wanted to kill three justices. His plan was to “change the votes for decades to come,” according to court documents.

Roske flew in from California and took a taxi to Kavanaugh’s house. He was armed with a handgun, a knife, pepper spray, and burglary tools. Roske left Kavanaughs’ house when he saw marshals standing guard and called the police on himself. Roske told investigators that he wanted to kill Kavanaugh to “give his life purpose.” https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2022/07/28/would-be-kavanaugh-assassin-was-shooting-for-three-justices-sources-confirm-n1616543

Kicking Farmers Below The Belt. It's Coming To The USA

 Americans should start paying closer attention to the ongoing farmer protests in the Netherlands, which this week transformed long swaths of Dutch highways into what looked like a post-apocalyptic warzone: roadside fires raging out of control, manure and farming detritus heaped across highways, traffic stalled for miles, and massive protests across the country in support of the farmers.

Dutch farmers are protesting a government plan to cut fertilizer use and reduce livestock numbers so drastically that it will force many farms out of business. https://thefederalist.com/2022/07/29/pay-attention-to-the-dutch-farmer-protests-because-america-is-next/

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Yep! He Said It


Just Like AMTRAK


Another Jimmy Carter screw-up. He was a Democrat, right?

Stand-Up Comic


"Joe, Listen Up"


When Biden was running in 2020 he constantly told us he was going to shut down the fossil fuel industry. Then he switched to calling it Putin's gas prices. In listening to this one would think he doesn't have a clue---------one would think.

A Question I Ask Every Day


Feel Good Foto Of The Day


A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing

 What do you call it when your state relies on coal production for it's economic success and then your senator gives his A okay to put all of our resources into foreign oil and solar panels? Words cannot adequately describe but a photo does.


Joe Manchin signed on for an $800 billion dollar tax extravaganza to be paid for my the American people.


Joe Lied-------------A Lot

 According to a new report Joe Biden met with at least 14 of Hunter Biden’s business associates while he was Vice President.

The business partners were from Mexico, Ukraine, China, and Kazakhstan. https://noahreport.com/vice-president-joe-biden-met-with-14-of-hunter-bidens-business-associates/

Where Have You Gone, Willie Mays

 When I was a kid, and you know this if you're a regular reader, I was a huge fan of baseball from my early years. I had my heroes; Henry Aaron being on top. But there were other guys from the 50's who garnered my attention even if I rooted against their teams.

Let's say Willie Mays came to my hometown to give a clinic. Would I have boycotted it because he wasn't on the Milwaukee Braves? I don't think so. But, this situation happened in Washington D.C. yesterday at George Washington Univ. and the undergraduates at that school kicked Willie Mays to the curb, so to speak.

Justice Clarence Thomas was employed by the university and taught a monthly class. I mean, he's a member of the Supreme Court of the United States. That's heady stuff. Well. following up on the recent Roe v. Wade decision 11,000 students signed a petition to have Thomas removed from the faculty. My first reaction to this was, "Dear Lord, strike me down dead right now."

These spoiled brats had Willie Mays in their midst. They could take his class, possibly share a cup of coffee or saunter with him through campus but, no, these punks, with emphasis on 'punks' threw a chance of a lifetime in the toilet.

Clarence Thomas doesn't need them. He resigned his position effective immediately. Never again will they be hobnobbing with anyone close to the legal mind of 'The Say Hey Kid'. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11056241/Clarence-Thomas-cancels-Conservative-Supreme-Court-justice-quits-GW-law-school.html



Wednesday, July 27, 2022

What It Takes To Be A Feminist


Show This To Liz Warren


Mankind's Greatest Threat


His name is Klaus Schwab He is the leader of The World Economic Forum whose members meet in Davos, Switzerland to take over the world. These people are the greatest threat to mankind. If you believe I'm overreacting then research what's going on with farmers in the Netherlands and Sri Lanka.

In addition, I've added a snippet of what they're(throw John Kerry in this mix) trying to do with those who own the combustible engine. https://www.activistpost.com/2022/07/wef-calls-for-an-end-to-private-car-ownership.html

Knowledge Is A Dangerous(And Necessary) Thing


The Mick Or Buzz Aldrin? Your Choice

 Do you collect memorabilia? I used to but as I've aged those visual memories of my youth have been thrown or given away. During my life I was a saver of campaign buttons dating back to 1912. My grandfather left me containers of pennies. The earliest dated to 1863. A few years ago I divided my treasure trove among my ten grandchildren. Knowing kids the way I do my suspicion is much of this historical largesse might be in the a city dump. That's okay. I know I disrespected valuable items of my youth. Heck, I had an autographed baseball from the 1957 World Champion Milwaukee Braves. An eleven year old brain can often be described as 'brain dead' and I was the epitome of this. The day I came home from Milwaukee I played catch with THE ball, threw an errant toss and it rolled down a drain sewer opening. Hey, who knew that team would be the only World Series Champion in their history?

Anyway, there's a big news story today. The flight jacket of U.S. astronaut, Buzz Aldrin, will be put up for auction. The asking price is around $2.7 million. This seems like a great deal of money until one puts it in perspective. There's going to be a sports memorabilia convention and one item for sale will be an original TOPPS Mickey Mantle baseball rookie card. I have to admit I probably had at least ten of these cards while in my youth. Some of them found their way onto my bicycle spokes. It, the card/spokes thing, was a fad in the Fifties much like---like------like, I dunno but it was in retrospect very stupid. 

The Mantle card is expected to fetch $10 million dollars. It just goes to show sports is the number one most important aspect of in this country. Mickey Mantle vs. Buzz Aldrin? It doesn't make sense unless you stop to think. Buzz Aldrin didn't know how to lay down a proper bunt and he didn't know how to 'take 2 and hit to right'. 

Pity The Bumblebee

 While the idea of getting stung isn't exactly appealing, a new study may have you thinking twice before swatting away any pesky bees.

Researchers from Queen Mary University of London have revealed that bumblebees can feel pain.

'If insects can feel pain, humans have an ethical obligation not to cause them unnecessary suffering,' said Matilda Gibbons, first author of the study.

'But the UK's animal welfare laws don't protect insects - our study shows that perhaps they should.' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11053185/Bumblebees-feel-pain-included-animal-welfare-laws-study-claims.html

I wonder if there's ever been a study on babies and pain. You know what I mean, right? The one's in the womb

Some Predictions From Yesteryear


There are, of course, many, many more weather predictions and I haven't even included the thoughts of Leonardo DiCaprio or Ted Danson. https://www.aei.org/carpe-diem/50-years-of-failed-doomsday-eco-pocalyptic-predictions-the-so-called-experts-are-0-50/

Common Sense Thinking

 

Joey's taking more petroleum from our strategic reserves. Some of it is going to be sold to China(blackmail, anyone?).

Here's a thought in this regard: "Taking oil from the Strategic Supply is like spending your IRA money before you retire."







  

Poster Person For Term Limits


The Real Story


Marriage Memories


Here We Go Again

 The Twerp known as Tony made an announcement yesterday which will have absolutely no impact on me my cadre of friends. He informed us we need to go back to masks but this time tighter fitting ones.


In another gem spawned in his tiddly-winks brain he stated he had never called for lockdowns. Is it possible his pronouncements will fall on deaf ears. In writing this I was reminded of another cabinet member, one from days gone bye, who uttered nonsense. Her name was Jocelyn Elders and she served during Clinton's administration. 


Don't tell anybody but in looking at her photo for some reason I was reminded of Rachel Levine but that's another story. Elders stated, "Everybody's got to die some time" For the life of me I don't recall the context of this boobidity( I just made this up---and I kind of like it) but it does into the trash bin of history much like Anthony 'Show Me The Money' Fauci. Jocelyn made a series of gaffe statements you can read here: https://www.inspiringquotes.us/author/6286-joycelyn-elders . Here's a prime example of her depth: “We really need to get over this love affair with the fetus and start worrying about children.”
-- Joycelyn Elders

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

"Can I Touch Your Pee Pee"

 Those folks living in Illinois are in for exciting times when it comes to education in their schools. The Bulbous governor, J.B. Pritzker, signed into law a bill requiring sex education for kids beginning in KINDERGARTEN! https://news.wttw.com/2021/08/24/pritzker-signs-law-new-sex-education-standards-critics-say-they-go-too-far

And That's When The Fight Started


Monday, July 25, 2022

The Good Ol' Days


It's One For The Ages



They're celebrating their 100th birthdays together along with 79 years of marriage. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/ohio-couple-celebrates-100th-birthdays-79-years-of-marriage-been-a-good-life

Most Charitable Act Of The Century


Ghislane Maxwell Living On Borrowed Time


Fooled Again!


I'm trying to wrap my mind around the energy controversy. We, in this nation, have more energy availability than any nation in the world in the form of natural gas and petroleum. We have enough of this resource to last 400 years. We could be energy independent from every country in the world. This administration wants to buy petroleum from Saudi Arabia and Venezuela. This fuel would be put on ships and sent to the United States leaving residue in our oceans. The product of these countries is no even close in cleanliness to ours. The United States is giving money to nations who hate us and will use this cash to wage war on the United States. Our oil products employed hundreds of thousands of workers and these workers lived in communities who were beneficiaries of the black gold through housing, restaurants; every form of business done to maintain an economy. 

Now I get it. Democrats hate us.

Nostradamus Lives!!

Joe Biden: "We have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”

If it wasn't so funny it'd be a tragedy. WWMT-TV out of Kalamazoo, Michigan published the primary vote totals for that states primary election. 

"Houston, we have a problem." The head scratcher is the election doesn't take place until next week. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/caught-michigan-news-channel-posts-results-primary-election-not-another-week/

When Football Takes A Back Seat

 Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh drew outrage on Tuesday when it was revealed he was a guest speaker at a Right to Life event over the weekend.

Harbaugh spoke at the Right to Life event in Plymouth, Michigan, where he explained why he was pro-life. 

"I believe in having the courage to let the unborn be born," he said via, Detroit Catholic. "I love life. I believe in having a loving care and respect for life and death. My faith and my science are what drives these beliefs in me. Quoting from Jeremiah, ‘Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. Before you were born, I set you apart. I appointed you as a prophet to the nations.’" https://www.foxnews.com/sports/michigans-jim-harbaugh-draws-outrage-pro-life-remarks

The Biggest Story Of Our Lifetime

 "Yet behind the scenes, almost certainly in violation of federal law, U.S. taxpayers were funding virus research in China, including a particularly dangerous type of research—“gain of function,” meaning the researchers take a naturally occurring virus from the animal kingdom and “jack it up” genetically, to make it infectious to humans. A “novel” virus.

This GOF research, which eventually killed 6 million worldwide, was taking place in China because it is too d@#n dangerous to permit it here in the United States. Therefore, the people who perpetrated the necessary funding sleight-of-hand laundered the money through a U.S. non-profit and sent this research offshore to China. https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2022/07/willing_accomplices_in_the_greatest_crime_of_our_lifetimes.html

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Welcome To The Real World


Chicagoans Need To Go To The Range

 Twenty-five people were shot Friday into Saturday night in Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s (D) Chicago.

NBC 5 reported at least 25 people had been shot by 8:33 p.m. Saturday night, and one of those shooting victims succumbed to their wounds. https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/07/24/25-shot-friday-into-saturday-night-in-mayor-lightfoots-chicago/

What the hell is wrong with the gun toting citizens of Chicago? How can there be 25 people shot and only one die? Heck, I could do better than that and I don't own a handgun. I could do as much damage by hitting a guy in the head with a ping pong ball.

And another thing, think of the waste of money on bullets that don't find their mark. The money from the wasted spent cartridges could have been used at the liquor store.

Money Saving Tips


People Who Don't Count In This Life

 Is it only me or do you put Al Gore in the category of 'Where's Waldo'? One of this country's greatest phonies and hypocrites felt the need to offer his opinions on climate change--blah, blah, blah.

Gore stated: "Climate change deniers are as bad as Uvalde cops who let the school massacre unfold." And with these words the world moved on as though the fraud never existed.






But, I Didn't Care------------Until Now


Saturday, July 23, 2022

Crayola Crayons Gets Goofy


Attention school shoppers, there is another brand you may want to avoid while getting supplies for your kids this fall.

On Saturday, Crayola posted images of what appears to be a man in a wheelchair wearing a chain-link bra over his clothing to virtue signal about diversity.

When I was in grade school it was cool to have the largest box of crayons especially when Crayola came out with turquoise. I liked that color. Other than colors we didn't make a big deal out of them except for Johnny Joe Frist. He liked to eat  them but this was back in the early 50's and we were coming out of WWII and the Korean War so we cut him some slack. However, if he had chomped down on my turquoise crayola it might have been another story. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/07/crayola-posts-transgender-model-wearing-chain-link-bra-clothing-virtue-signal-diversity/

Welcome To Brandon Falls, Delaware

One of the beautiful aspects of being a human being---------a conservative human being, is we have a sense of humor. Visitors from all over the country are flocking to what has become known as Brandon Falls, Delaware and recreating their own photos, bike accident photos to be exact. You have to admit they are clever indeed. 

I have a feeling a movie is going to be made soon based on the best bike falls in the history of Delaware. Dome body or bodies is about to get very rich. There may even be an award passed out called The Joey.

Tell Me I'm Wrong


There's Always An Excuse

 I'm normally not into 'corny' but any and all about dogs-------well, I'm a sucker.



It Isn't The National Pastime Anymore

 Worst television ratings in history.

Major League Baseball showcased its very best talents in Tuesday’s All-Star Game, and the viewing public said nah, not interested. Television ratings for a fast declining woke league were at rock bottom in the history of all-star game viewing. 

Broadcast by Fox Sports, the 2022 all-star game drew just 7.5 million viewers with a lowly 4.2 rating, and Sports Business Journal documented this being the poorest television showing ever for the Midsummer Classic. That’s a 10-percent ratings drop compared to last year’s controversy-dogged game. 

Gee, I wonder why. Seems to me it all began with the BLM bullsh*t and has carried on through.

There's Only One Way To Eradicate This Disease


The WHO has declared Monkeypox a world health epidemic. To my knowledge the best way to eradicate it is to exterminate all homosexuals. Problem solved.

She's Worth Looking At-----Two Or Three Times--------Or All Day Long


Every Man Everywhere Everytime


2 Boobs Going Braless


Calling Mayor Pete


The American People Get Screwed Again

 Via Breitbart, Dr. Birx the female Fauci said, "I knew these vaccines were not going to protect against infection. And I think we overplayed the vaccines. And it made people then worry that it’s not going to protect against severe disease and hospitalization. It will, but let’s be very clear — 50% of the people who died from the Omicron surge were older, vaccinated."

They are going to put Bannon away for two years for ignoring a subpoena whose authenticity is questionable because Republicans did not agree to it.

Fauci and Birx will walk away with fat pensions and book deals because they overplayed the vaccines. The 100,000 or so people who lost their jobs over the vaccine get nothing.

You Meet The Most Interesting People On Airplanes

 

A dear friend of mine took an airplane flight and told me the story of a lady he met. This couldn't be made up, right?
I boarded an airplane and took my seat. As I settled in, I glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. I soon realized she was heading straight towards my seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside me.
Eager to strike up a conversation, I blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen sitting next to me and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" I said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained,” one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," I said, "Tonto Goldberg, but my friends call me Bubba."