Idle Thoughts

 Every morning on my email list I receive a post from a site called Elevator. They'll start off with a photo of a scantily clad girl then as I scroll down they'll have what I call fascinating stories one doesn't come across often; articles dealing with history, science, outer space.

As an example:

I'm getting old. Oh heck, I am old because most males would look at this and say, "Whoo-hoo." Know what went through my mind? I wonder what her parents think about this?"