So, Hillary came out with a very gutsy story(according to her) about why she wears pantsuits(as if we don't know-her thighs make KFC products jealous). According to her the year was 1995 and she was in Brazil sitting on a couch with the media taking photos. Hillary thought the paparazzi were taking photos of her legs and what lay(or is it lie) up her skirt. Whatever is there would make Ron Jeremy(you'll have to google him) throw up chunks on himself. According to the Queen of Pigs aka Hillary, she considered herself a sex symbol and said she was afraid the pictures would be sold for sexual profit------the same way John Wayne Gacey's murders would have made him cash which is zero.
People, I happen to be a guy that loves the female form. I'm a fan of Hallmark lady, Lacey Chabert. She's a dream girl. In the olden days I'd think about getting kinky with Jill St. John. Trust me with your life when I say I could never, ever, get a woody thinking about Hillary showing her panties. Does she actually think someone would her think about using her as a sex toy--------------OMG, That'd be like having a fantasy with Joy Behar. Shoot me now!
The thought of her thunder thighs just might cause Bill to try and hammer a White House intern but, hey, that's just me talking.
And the pervert Bill was heard mumbling under his breath, "What the fu*k was I thinking when she thought her thighs turn on guys, human guys?"
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