Teddy Kennedy's Big Day

Senator Edward Kennedy, the man without a conscience, is having a building named after him. Pres. Obama wants us all to imagine how he changed society for the better. In a case of classic irony Obama and Joe Biden speaking at the opening the new Institute said:  "Kennedy had “bridged partisan divide” and Joe Biden said he was “an anchor for many of us in our personal lives  One great benefit of the Teddy legacy is that the stock in Chevas Regal was at an all time high while he was slurping and gulping. As far as I know the distiller might have gone bankrupt as of six years ago when he went to his eternal reward. Far be it from me to suggest he's in the Kingdom of Beelzebub but if he isn't then nobody deserves it more.

As a reminder I've reprinted a basic diagram of Mary Jo Kopechne as she breathed her last. While Ted was 'disoriented and exhausted from his swim' according to his official statement Ms. Kopochne suffered for three to four hours while her remaining oxygen dissipated. What a way to die. Poor Teddy, when he was interviewed by the police following the drunken accident he couldn't recall her last name.

Allow me to quote from the 'after murder' investigative report.

"She didn’t die in the accident but that she suffocated from lack of air, after having breathed all the air in the air pocket in the car, that it would have taken 3-4 hours before that happened. He testified if he had been called, he could have had her out within 25 minutes".

I wonder if her last words were, "Ted Kennedy, you rotten son of a bitch". http://weaselzippers.us/218999-yes-lets-remember-the-real-ted-kennedy/

If you want to gag on your own vimit open the link and read more horrendous behavioral stories about the Liberal Lion of the Senate.  http://www.gq.com/news-politics/newsmakers/200704/kennedy-ted-senator-profile?printable=true