Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Bloomberg's Big Problem

When I turned 40 I made the decision to use a professional name. I changed it from Mike to Michael. A baseball player can be a Mike. For instance, who would mess with Mike Trout? That person would get pummeled.

Mike Bloomberg is making a huge mistake. If he wanted to garner more votes he'd become Michael Bloomberg. See what I mean. Mike's are the kind of kids who pull pranks on their teachers, put girls pigtails in inkwells. Michael's have wings. They protect God from the devil.

If you think I'm wrong think again. Have you ever heard of a famous basketball player name Mike Jordan? I didn't think so.

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