Here's Your Official Drinking Card

It's okay to get hammered tonight since it's Fat Tuesday and we're being subjected to the State of the Union speech. I won't watch out of fear I'll throw a brick through the TV screen. Plus, I can always pick up his blather at a later time. 

If, per chance, you do wish to watch please have a fifth of your favorite alki beverage near your side. Hey, why not make it a party.