"Mask Up!"

 Hey gang, the CDC has changed course on the newest disease, Monkeypox. They originally had stated no masks were necessary. This sort of makes sense since the pox isn't airborne and is transmitted by sexual contact via homosexuals specifically. And keep in mind there have been 31 confirmed cases in this country.

But, the CDC has changed course and now says we should 'mask up'. This proclamation doesn't really affect me but it is going to create a problem for those heavily involved in cunnilingus and fellatio. 

Speaking of sex my own Dublin Ohio is having a Gay Pride parade this evening. I'll have my ace correspondent on the scene to report exciting activities and actions.

In my own way I was trying to come up with a counter for the parade. I wonder why no one has come up with the idea of a heterosexual parade. Off the cuff I would suggest married couples walk down Main Street holding their hands up high showing off wedding rings. You know, just like normal people do. 

The mayor of Dublin announced that the lights on the city bridge would be lit up in gay colors for the month of June. Once, again, it doesn't affect me due to the fact I'm in bed by the time the lights come on. The bridge is the newest addition to Dublin connecting Old Town with the newest ritzy shops and restaurants that only the uber rich can afford. If you value your children stay off the bridge for one month. You never can tell when a drag show will take place.