What A Shame. He Died Unexpectedly

Fitness trainer Eric Fleishman, 53, a celebrity trainer known as “Eric The Trainer,” died unexpectedly” on Thanksgiving Day at his home in Glendale, California. Doctors are baffled at the cause of death. https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2022/11/28/celebrity-fitness-trainer-eric-fleishman-dies-unexpectedly-on-thanksgiving-at-53/

• Suddenly Died - Doctors Baffled
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  Sudden Strokes - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden Heart Attacks - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden Strokes - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden M­yocarditis - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden Guillain-Barré Syndrome - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden Compromised Immune System - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden Neurological Symptoms - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden Bells Palsy - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden Fertility Problems - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden Still Births - Doctors Baffled
  Sudden Unknown Death Causes - Doctors Baffled

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