Benedict And Obama Exchange Gifts

News reports just in from the Vatican are causing a great stir in the Christian world today. Pope Benedict XVI, in a move causing international excitment, presented President Obama with the actual chalice used by Jesus Christ at the Last Supper. Obama, with top aides standing by, gave the Pope a box of Trojans and 78 rpm disc of Jim Morrisson's greatest hits. Pope Benedict, according to Obama, told him how much he admired the deceased rock star and his music, especially the finger snappin', 'LA Woman'.