If ISIS Attacks On July 4th

News reports and reporters are speculating ISIS might stage a Fourth of July attack. For the great unwashed, aka liberals, this day in American history is to celebrate our nations birth. It was on July 4, 1776 the Declaration of Independence was signed signifying we were now not a part of Great Britain.

You have no idea how it pained me to write the above paragraph. All one has to do is watch Jimmy Kimmel on a nightly basis to see our youth step all over themselves trying to answer questions about our history thereby making themselves look like ignorant buffoons. But that's the way it goes.

My daughter is with us at our lake place along with her three kiddies for a few weeks. They flew in from Arizona last Wednesday. It has been more tranquil than in previous years(No storms to date).

Regarding ISIS, I feel 90% certain there will not be an attack taking place in our community of 200. Besides, if one of these clowns came into Hackensack, Minnesota his turban, head mask and black and white flag would be a dead giveaways even for those who thrive on lutefisk .

My daughter suggested we stockpile the place with water, canned goods, all types of staples in case of a bombing on the US. I said, "what the hell for? If NYC is bombed and it spreads to upper Minnesota what difference does it make". "We'll survive as long as we can on M&M's and Snickers then make the best of it"

We can live on opossum, raccoon and deer then move on to rodents and turtles if need be. After that roots and ferns.

For some strange reason, though, living through Gotham City being gone and talking about it does have its rewards. My only regret would be, "why the hell didn't they go after California".

Naturally, I'm only kidding about these scenarios but a guy can dream, can't he?

Equality: It's A Beautiful Thing

Wetbacks* And Gay Blades**

"We're not a Christian nation anymore". That's what my wife said after I bemoaned the Supreme Court's latest decision. I was referring to the 5-4 vote allowing ten abortion clinics in Texas to remain open. And you thought I was going to say some such thing about gay folk.

States rights be damned. Nine people are deciding the fate of the country. In this case one person made the decision because Anthony Kennedy is most often the swing vote.

American was founded on Judeo-Christian principles. Specifically, Protestantism was the rule of the day when the Pilgrims and Puritans established a foothold in North America. Our nation was formed through the principles established by these people. Earth to Obama. We are not a Muslim nation. Their contributions are nil.

Considering the number of Muslims serving as his advisers one wouldn't know. Did you know the number one person who has his ear, Valerie Jarrett, is a Muslim? Furthermore, her paternal grandfather and both parents were avowed communists and close associates of communist Frank Marshall Davis? All of these people were well-known by the FBI for subversive activities. And, yes, it was that Davis who raised Obama in Hawaii when his mother abandoned him as a kid.

It's a far cry from that today and most of it is due to (1) immigration policies and (2) The minority of citizenry who control the purse strings. Need I repeat this? Yes, I do. 1.9% of Americans are homosexual or so they say. I'd like to write that on a banner and string it across the skies from Los Angeles to New York City to irritate the liberals who are destroying America. When in the history of mankind has this small amount of people changed the laws of a land? Never, I say. Think about this. I'm no lawyer but if people can marry people with no restrictions it's only logical polygamy is back in vogue. I can see it now. A young woman can't make up her mind about who she wants to marry. "Oh, Barry's such a hunk", she said. But, and her mind is racing, "Tommy has such a great job and can give me all the things in life I deserve". "I think I'll have the best of both worlds and marry them both" Don't scoff. It's going to happen.

Why immigration, you might ask? Quite simply, what type of immigrants are we encouraging to come here? 100,000 of Somalia's worst have come to Minneapolis in the last twelve years. They offer nothing in the way of scholarly works. They were the dredges of society. How do I know this? All one has to do is stroll through Little Somalia(if you dare) and see the people who are averaging less than $20,000 per year in salary. Now, multiply this by the numbers of migrants from Third World nations who are arriving on our shores by boatload after boatload. Laotians, Hmong, oppressed natives of South American dictatorships, Vietnamese. Why? A lot of it is guilt on the part of the government, Liberals especially. The guilt centers around the fact that they decry our wealth because we gained it at the so-called expense of others. But the onslaught of immigration continues. When Emma Lazarus wrote, " send us the wretched refuse of foreign shores" she had no idea what was to come..

Are you aware our lying Obama administration tells us there are 10 million illegals in the US. This is the greatest falsehood of the last 200 years. It's closer to 30 million and counting. How many of these do you think are college graduates--high school grads---drop outs----drug dealers----murderers----- rapists?

Try this one on for size. The US had more Spanish speaking people than the country of Spain.
http://nypost.com/2015/06/29/us-has-more-spanish-speakers-than-spain/

But these people need to come here for humanitarian reasons we are told. Hog phooey! The only humanitarian items I support are those having to do with Americans. Unless, we're talking about mass annihilation of Christians in a foreign land. Oops! We're having that happen in the Middle East right now. Too bad the jayvee team is winning.

At this present time I see no way out of this precarious situation. Today, I'm pessimistic about the future of our Republic. Don't see me on the street and ask a question about what lies ahead. I'd have to say that we're doomed.

*Operation Wetback-US government program to deport illegal Mexican immigrants(Eisenhower Admin)

**Spoken by Bugs Bunny in a Warner Bros. cartoon

Love Buddies

With the leadership the American people are receiving it's no wonder we're taking it in the rear.

The Questions Of Today Involve The Supreme Court

The most recent Supreme Court decisions bring on a bevy of questions.

If two people of the same sex can be married is it a sin and what are their legal responsibilities if they cheat on their partner? If heterosexual married couples commit adultery is it a sin and are there legal ramifications? How is adultery to be defined henceforth? It is my contention that the Supreme Court is ruling on social issues not applicable to the Constitution but this has been going on for years. As an example, Chief Justice Roger Tawney ruled in the Dred Scott decision of 1857 that a slave could be taken from a slave state to a free one and still be a slave and not a citizen. It must be noted that Tawney was a Democrat as were the justice who voted with the majority.

A man and a women are truly considered married when intercourse takes place. I think the proper phraseology is, "after the marriage has been consummated". Intercourse with homosexuals opens up a new can or worms for me. I've never really considered a dildo as part of the human anatomy. I need to check Webster's and I'll get back to you.

Has the Supreme Court opened the door to legal polygamy? Will the North American Man Boy Love Association(NAMBLA) be bringing suit for their rights to, well you know, legally rape kids.

And finally, will it one day be common place for John Q. Public to exchange wedding vows with Zippy the Chimp?

Barack Sends Message To Chicago Buddies: "I'm Back In The Game"

The Confederate States Of America Is A Myth

If you're going to visit the Civil War battle site in Gettysburg, Pa. forget about buying any style of Confederate flag. As of yesterday they've been banned.

What this means is the Union forces fought themselves in the pivotal battle to keep the southern boys out of northern soil but the boys from the South weren't there. Why this statement you may ask? Because, according to our government, no flags means no battle . Since this is the case then how on earth did so many die? This bodes another question? If Johnny Reb wasn't there how is it 6,000 died? As for the Union forces those 1,500 killed must have met their demise playing Russian roulette.

This same no flag proclamation goes for all national parks. I find this strange. My wife and I visited the infamous Civil War prison camp, Andersonville in Georgia, two years ago. It was chock full of history and I'm kind of an expert on this since I taught it on the high school level for twenty years.

Andersonville was a horrendous story of disease and starvation. Little known is the fact that hooligans from New York(for liberals this means they fought on the side of the north) controlled the inner workings of the camp; they set up the police system and maimed and killed any of their own kind who didn't follow the company line.

You see, you've never heard about this because the winner makes the rules. If the Nazi's or Japs had won in WWII history would have a totally different history. The US, no doubt, would have been the bad guy because we sunk ships laden with food for poor starving Germans in South America.

 You might not be aware of this nor thought about it but Union prisoner of war camps were in many cases much more harsh than those south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Camp Douglas in Chicago, Elmira in NY and the Fort Delaware Camp had death rates of 25%  and higher for those confined. I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings for the anti-Confederate folks but the government of the United States did not provide heating for the boys in the dead of winter. Many froze to death. There was a camp located on Lake Erie. Have you ever been to that region in winter? Not balmy!

I used to live in Davenport, Iowa, separated from Rock Island, Illinois by the Mississippi River. Situated on the river is Arsenal Island. It was a major army facility during the CW conflict. When one dies, if they were in the military, they can be buried there. Oh yeah, it was also a Confederate POW camp and has the remains of 1500 who fought for the South. I'm waiting for the anti-American crowd to proclaim that portion of the island be bulldozed and public housing be built over the site.

I have a question for you. A few miles east of Atlanta, Ga.(For liberals, Georgia fought on the Confederate side) etched on the side of a mountain is a carving of two of the most famous of southern generals, Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson and Robert E. Lee along with the President of the Confederacy, Jefferson Davis.. Will there be a politician introducing a bill that the mountain be blown to smithereens?

By the way, Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis never happened. Lee's home is located in the grounds of Arlington Cemetery. You can now kiss that site good-bye. Jeff Davis can now R.I.P. since there was no Confederacy.

Don't scoff at what I've written. When nincompoops are running the show, well, who knows.

The most amazing fact about all of this nonsense is that a drug addled nineteen year old brought it on.
Our government and the fools running it have made him a super hero of the mentally ill and the leading spokesperson for Uber socialism in the history of our nation.

Corn And Bread

A friend called me on the phone a few days ago. He was wondering if my wife knew how to cook.
"My wife", I said, "would put the finest chefs in Paris to shame with what she places in front of me".

Naturally he was flabbergasted at my admission. You see, he's been married for twenty years and sent me a photo of his daily fare. He didn't forward a breakfast or lunch menu but I can only imagine.

I say, if a person likes bread and corn then he's got it made. Pigs eat this stuff and complain nary a bit. In looking at his feast I'd say the only item missing is a lot of butter.

So, I got to thinking. Why is it a fella can survive on the staples, bread and corn, and after all those years start beefing about his dinner? I mean, what's a wife anyway if not for providing a clean house and a full plate?

Easy answer and it's a long time proverb. One man's poison is another man's pie. Now that I've seen his wife I've become a big fan of corn, with or without butter.

An Alaskan Story

The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
“We’re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about
your wife”, said one of the troopers.
“Tell me! Did you find her?”, Wilkens exclaimed.

The troopers looked at each other.
One said, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, “Give me the bad news
first.”
The trooper said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife’s body in Kachemak Bay .”
“Oh my God!”, exclaimed Wilkens.
Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
The trooper continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 12
twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch.”
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, “If that’s the good news, then
what’s the great news?”
The trooper replied, “We’re gonna pull her up again tomorrow.”

By Cardigan

Why I'm A Great Dad

pic is NOT MJ Hawkeye

If all children in the country have forgotten today is Father's Day. It's that one day in the year when we honor dad with a tie he doesn't want nor will ever place around his neck unless he's going to a clown party.

I've been a father for over 44 years and have enjoyed each and every minute of it except when the kids drove me nuts.

My children didn't do a whole lot for me on Father's Day in their first four years. Primarily because they didn't understand the significance. By age five I was receiving those treasured gifts that were were bestowed upon all us; a hand print in a clay mold with the year of their birth. I wonder where all mine are now.

For history buffs the first Mother's Day was celebrated by proclamation from Pres. Woodrow Wilson in 1914. President Lyndon Johnson came along 52 years later after a congressional petition was presented and signed Father's Day into law.

Mother's Day, and rightly so, is a whoop-de-doo day. Dad's day isn't quite so. I suspect it's about a big a deal for dad as it is for the kids which isn't much. In other words, "Thanks Dad, I love you and can I have some money to go to the movies. As for me, I received a call from number one son. My other two kids have children of their own and didn't get around to a greeting. Do I care? Not a whit. They have their own lives and I know what they feel. Plus, they also know they are in my will. They have it made.

I spent a good deal of time this morning trying to figure out my dad legacy; what it was my own kids could hang their hat on when it came to a loving fondness for me. After much deliberation I came up with the following:

Not once in their entire lives did I say, "Hey, Matt, run get old dad a beer". Some things dad's just have to do for themselves. Besides, how many kids want to run to the cooler twelve times in an afternoon to make their dad happy?

Happy Father's Day everyone.

Unbridled Anger Against Barack Hussein Obama

Who, aside from the most evil and heartless of person, isn't heartbroken about the events in Charleston, South Carolina?

This heinous crime isn't about Black people. It's about human beings, our brothers. The murderer is so horrible there is no excuse for this behavior. Insanity should not be considered a defense. The perpetrators actions are that of the devil incarnate.

Even so, within hours after the slaughter the politicization began. It came from the Left and primarily from the Oval Office. My own personal anger directed at the presidents press conference words are without limit. If I were a volcano the molten lave spewing from myself would destroy cities.

You've heard his words, I'm sure. It's the same old song. Blame guns for the murders. The words also came from Hillary as she attempted to gain Left Wing support. Guns, guns, guns.

Folks, I guarantee you, as the Council Bluffs Cowboy told me, there are congregants of that Charleston church who would give anything to have had a gun to bring this slime down.

I happened to be listening to Rush this morning on my drive from Ohio to Iowa. Credit Limbaugh because on the opening segment of his show he refused to comment on the Charleston shootings. Why speculate on what we don't know, he said. What we should do is offer our sympathies to the families who are suffering without placing blame until the facts are in.

Enter Mr. Obama with his comments. He offered the obligatory "Sorry to all' speech then, as I knew he would, entered into the world of the blame game. I was livid when he stated: "The United States is the only country in history that has had a history of massive shootings.

What a crock of bat scat! Let's forget for a moment about the number one murderer of all time, Mao tse-Tung. We can also hide in the closet Adolf Hitler. After all, these guys were communist and socialist leaders with a world wide communist and socialist agenda. Is he absolutely insane? How many men, women and children have we seen frog marched to their deaths, guns placed at the back of their necks, triggers pulled and watched their bodies fall into pits the dead have dug by themselves by ISIS and other Middle East terrorists?  How many Christians have died by taking a bullet for the sake of their faith? Answer me please, Mr. President.

The irony of this entire scenario will escape the general populace but not me. As soon as Mr. Obama gave his self serving talk he hopped a plane for a fund raising escapade in California and, get this, a stop off tour to play golf in Palm Springs, California. Can you say proverbial loser?

This boob of a president uses the media who will not question his motives or words. Neither will the great unwashed illiterate citizens who absent mindedly hang on his every word. This man who claimed there were 57 states  receives accolades for being the smartest man in the world doesn't have the skill to tie his own shoes.

When it comes to massacres in the world by private citizens against the innocents there have been numerous, no, hundreds of attacks against the populace. Many of these against young children.

I've connected to a link showing how this president has shown himself to be either a proponent of Joseph Goebbels or so out of touch with reality he could look in a mirror and not recognize what is staring back at him.You decide for yourself.
http://rightwingnews.com/democrats/list-obama-lies-says-mass-shootings-dont-happen-in-other-countries/

More About Bruce Jenner

From: Big Fur Hat

Let's Give Rachel Dolezal A Break

This week's 24 hour news cycle is centered around the fairly obvious white turned black college professor, Rachel Dolezal. I know I'm right about the media cycle unless you forgot that last weeks was all about Caitlyn You Know Who.

Well, I'm here to say "so what" about Rachel. Don't get me wrong about her, though. It's a granted she's nuts, deluded, and a liar but aren't we all? When I was young and stupid I once told some folks I played professional baseball. I got caught lying, too, because in my explanation to these nice elderly folks I said I played for the Cardinals but later said the Pirates. "Hey, maybe I was traded and didn't know it. Even so it was embarrassing and I learned a huge lesson. If one must lie rehearse your story.



Rachel resigned from the Seattle chapter of the NAACP the other day. Did you know that four of the founders of that group were white? Take that Al Sharpton. One of these founders was John Dewey. If you don't recognize the name then think Dewey Decimal System. Granted, he was a socialist but everyone of the originals had that tag.

I put Ms. Dolezal's rather sexy pic in this piece for two reasons: She did an entire series of seductive photos so, aside from her politics, she seems to have another agenda which revolves around getting money by showing off her body. "Hey, it's the American way". She even has a picture lying on her back with a diamond in her naval. To me she looks pretty hot but at my age Betty White is smokin'.

I don't care if the lady is a communist, which she is. It doesn't bother me she teaches this pap at the Univ. of Eastern Washington. Show me a college in the US aside from Christian ones that doesn't.

If Dolezal wants to be Black let her. Did I mention she's married but is bisexual. That doesn't bother me, either, because I'm a lesbian in a mans body.

Besides, I had a premonition that next week we'll be reading about Hillary doing the nasty with Pee Wee Herman. It's the twenty-four hour news cycle that makes the world go round.

Out Damn'd Spot

Sometimes, when reading an article of interest the author doesn't include who, what, when, where, why and how. It's irritating because this is the first rule of good journalism. That's what Mr. Schaeffer told us in our high school journalism class.

I read a story today about a high school teacher(no name) at a high school(no name) in Sacramento. I'm assuming it was in California but the state wasn't listed either.

Here's the gist of the story. This unnamed teacher decided her students shouldn't have to read Shakespeare because he's a white guy. In other words, some cluck from the 1500's was a recipient of white privilege and that's the reason he became famous.

I've slept though many Shakespearean classes and I understand what this teacher is trying to say. Instead of hearing "Et tu Brute" or "Out Damn'd Spot" is she suggesting her students say, "Yo Mama, wus happenin' with the King of Scotland, Ho? Whatever it takes, I guess.

"Hey, it's a lot better than having to slug through the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner.

Question Of The Day

If Obama gets credit for killing bin Laden does the same apply to Gov. Andrew Cuomo of  New York? Two escaped killers from a maximum security prison have been on the run, successfully, for over nine days.

"Governor, show us the pictures of you and your staff in the situation room feigning great concern".

Hillary's Greatest Achievement

“My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked!
My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly
because of the opposition it faced early on, you know… the
remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly
focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger
picture and we didn’t do that and I’m proud of that. Very
proud. I would say that’s a major accomplishment.”

Hillary Clinton 11 March 2014

And there you have it, folks. Words of wisdom from the smartest women in the world. Sort of brings a tear to you eye doesn't it?

Hillary Doing What She Does Best

0.02% Transgendered In The U.S.

The latest statistics tell us the number of Bruce Jenner's in the United States numbers 0.02%.

That's the reason a high school in Virginia eliminated blue graduation robes for graduating guys and white ones for the girls. They went to a neutral gendered robe. All the kiddies wear the same color.

Another high school has implemented neutral(or is it neutered?) gendered rest rooms. Personally, as a guy, I would have gone for that. I mean, as a high school senior who in their right mind wouldn't have wanted to be in the same potty palace as Diane Dohogne in 1964.

Ding Dong Gone

There won't be picture on this site of the person nominated to win the Arthur Ashe award for courage.

The world is going up in flames yet the entire population is being subjected to a constant barrage of TMZ stories in the national media about someone called Caitlyn.

Courage? What display of true courage has this person shown except to insert breast implants and let his hair grow to shoulder length? Even I could put on eyeliner and lipstick if it was Halloween.

If Caitlyn Jenner wants to gain my respect he needs to go the entire route and cut off his manhood. Then I'll consider him a real man.

Barack Is Certifiably Insane

Monday while President Barack Obama was answering questions at a town hall with YSEALI Fellows, an exchange program for community leaders from ASEAN, The Association of Southeast Asian Nations, he said his administration has restored the Untied States as the “the most respected country on earth.”
Weasel Zippers

“You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office,” the president proclaimed to top aide, David Axelrod.
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