Good Advice

I Don't Care What You Say. It All Started With Bill Clinton

Call me silly but it appears to me when it comes to sexual harassment charges the liberals are outnumbering conservatives about nine to one when it comes to perverts.

The word on the street is Matt Lauer showed off his member to a female associate. I remember the last time I did this. It was on my wedding night.
 
Here's the deal. It became acceptable to have a bj, a hummer, a go down when Bill Clinton, the standard bearer of the Democrat Party was president. How many of our young children were influenced by his antics. Too many to count, I'd say.

Irish------The Early Years

Distraught Congresswoman Has Never Been Groped. Colleagues Wonder Why

Navaho Code Talker Breaks Silence

The Left and fake Indian, Elizabeth 'Fauxcahontas' Warren were incensed when President Trump referred to her as Pocahontas while bestowing recognition of two Navaho Coed Talkers from WWII.

The last person to chime in was one of the Native Americans, Thomas Begay. When asked about Trump's comments he said, "When we jumped out of  airplanes we all yelled Geronimo and that didn't offend me".

Is #BLM Going To Be PO'd Or What

"Britain’s relationship with race will change forever," screamed the headline above a Guardian column after news of Prince Harry's engagement to Meghan Markle broke on Monday, but the excitement might be premature — Markle will likely be instructed by royal advisors to hide that she is biracial and probably won't end up doing much to improve the rocky race relations in the United Kingdom, according to two noted British scholars.

“She won’t be allowed to be a black princess. The only way she can be accepted is to pass for white,” Kehinde Andrews, an associate professor of sociology at Birmingham City University who launched the first black studies degree in Europe, told Newsweek. “If there are people who are celebrating, it’s a bit naive, and they’ll be very disappointed.

Teachers Attend 'LGGBDTTTIQQAAP' Sensitivity Training

There's no way to short cut this story. It illustrates the absolute stupidity of teachers even if they are Canadian. BEWARE: It's coming to a school near you.

Gather 'round children! The Canadian Elementary Teachers Federation of Ontariohas some super interesting new information for you! First, we're going to learn a new acronym. Can you say, "LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP?" Let's try it to the tune of "Old MacDonald!" Everyone sing along! Next, we'll learn what these letters mean. Are you ready?

L — Lesbian (everyone knows what this is, right?)

G — Gay (and I'm sure I don't need to explain this to you smarties!)

G — Genderqueer Now this one is new. So let's make sure we all understand what this means. "Genderqueer; denoting or relating to a person who does not subscribe to conventional gender distinctions but identifies with neither, both, or a combination of male and female genders." That's easy, isn't it, kids? Basically, this is a person who has no idea who or what xey are, okay?

B — Bisexual (That's self-explanatory, isn't it?)
D — Demisexual Oh boy! Another new one! Let's get out the ever-expanding queer dictionary to figure it out! "A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone." This used to be known as monogamous love. But now we throw the word "sexual" on it to make it attractive 
to the kids. Got it?

T — Transgender (You all know all about this one! These are boys or girls who dress up like the opposite sex and want everyone to pretend not to notice!)

T — Transexual (You are familiar with these people too! Same as above, only they've gone through irreversible surgery to remove healthy body parts because feelings. Let them in your bathroom. Everything is fine.)

T — Two-Spirit Oh my goodness! How exciting! It's another category no one on earth has ever heard of! This one is complicated, dear ones. For sure you have to be a Native American. And smoking a lot of peyote could only help to understand what the heck a two-spirit is. It appears to be a third gender not yet discovered by science and only found in the Native American community by gender studies majors who take adventure vacations and hang out in sweat lodges.

I — Intersex (This is that very rare condition that we used to call hermaphrodite, where a child is born with both sex organs of male and female. It is very rare, as in, hardly ever happens. It is a birth defect.)

We are just motoring through all these new terms and if you need a snack to recharge, choose something high protein! We are going to need those brains functioning at peak capacity for this one!

Q — Queer Just when you thought you couldn't use the word "queer" because it's an insult, think again! It's back! Queer is an umbrella term designed to describe all people who aren't normies. I think. It's hard to tell. These things do change on an almost daily basis.Q — Questioning is a term used for people who are still deciding where they are going to fall on this list. It seems contradictory to the "born that way" theory—to have a bunch of people still questioning their sexuality—but the LGBTQWTF brigade says it's fine, so rest assured, there's nothing to question about questioning.

A — Asexual people have no interest in sex. This also used to be known as people who are married with kids. See the classic TV show "Married with Children" for an example.

And that about covers it. Good luck raising your children

PJ Media

Knowing When You're A Loser

Harry's Going To Marry

I've always fancied Princess Diana's second born as one of he luckiest guys around. In the first place he'll never be the King of England which meant he could carouse to his hearts delight and, apparently, he did. Ol' Harry never had to beg for a date. What dude!

His older brother had to take on the aura of being staid and proper; was required to marry a lady of refinement and culture and he did.

There are some comparisons between Harry and his brother, Prince William. the first being their dad, Charles is a wimp. These guys are not.

Most of you are too young to remember but their grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, was so prim and proper  she was never know to belch or fart, even in the confines of her bedroom. Her sister, Margaret, however, would have made a perfect playmate of Mick Jagger.

Another item on my agenda of the ever changing 21st century. Harry's fiancee, Meghan Markle, is an American actress. That didn't go over so well in the 1930's England when thrice divorced Wallis Warfield Simpson married King Edward who was forced to abdicate the throne. Did that throw the line of succession into a jumble or what?

Ms. Markle has only been wed a single time. For a Hollywood star that's like, well, not at all. Add to this she's mulatto. It isn't the phrase, 'times are a changin'. Times have changed-period.

Don't get me wrong. I could care less if the woman is black or has a candy cane appearance. Heck, in summer, I could pass for Step n' Fetchit.

I suspect it's time for Harry to settle down. With all the babes he's shagged he has to be exhausted.

The First Slave Owner In America

When Democrats Wanted The Wall

http://iotwreport.com/flashback-diane-feinstein-when-she-was-only-about-85-insane/

Denzel Washington: "It Starts At Home"

In “Roman J. Israel, Esq.” Denzel Washington plays an idealistic defense attorney whose beliefs are tested when he joins a new law firm.

The Oscar winner says making the film did not make him more cynical about the justice system and, when asked about the prison-industrial complex, the “Malcolm X” star offered a surprising take.

“It starts at the home,” he answered.

When prodded to expand on his answer, the 62-year-old Mount Vernon native replied: “It starts with how you raise your children. If a young man doesn’t have a father figure, he’ll go find a father figure.

Ben & Jerry Have Always Been Weirdo's

iOwnTheWorld

When Bill Clinton Met With Putin

In June 2010 Bill Clinton Met with Russia leader Vladimir Putin – In July 2010 Ten Russian Agents Were Released by Obama Without Charges and Given Back to Russia. Putin Praised the Russian Spies as Heroes.

It has been widely reported that Bill Clinton flew to Russia in 2010 and was paid $500,000 for giving one single speech. It is also well know that during his trip to Russia, the former President petitioned the State Department to allow him to meet with a key member of the Russia state owned uranium company Rosatom.  

Gateway Pundit

Asian Cuisine

Global Warming Predictions From The 1980's

1. Apocalyptic warnings on repeat

A group of 1,700 scientists and experts signed a letter 25 years ago warning of massive ecological and societal collapse if nothing was done to curb overpopulation, pollution and, ultimately, the capitalist society in which we live today.

2. The planet will be “uninhabitable” by the end of the century

New York Magazine writer David Wallace-Wells published a 7,000-word article claiming global warming could make Earth “uninhabitable” by “the end of this century.”

3. Prince Charles’s global warming deadline passed…and nothing happened

Prince Charles famously warned in July 2009 that humanity had only 96 months to save the world from “irretrievable climate and ecosystem collapse, and all that goes with it.” That deadline has passed, and the prince has not issued an update to when the world needs to be saved.

4. ‘Ice Apocalypse’ Now

Liberal writer and climate scientist Eric Holthaus claimed manmade global warming would set off the “ice apocalypse” at a pace “too quickly for humanity to adapt.”

5. 2015 is the ‘last effective opportunity’ to stop catastrophic warming

World leaders meeting at the Vatican  issued a statement saying that 2015 was the “last effective opportunity to negotiate arrangements that keep human-induced warming below 2-degrees [Celsius].”

6. France’s foreign minister said we only have “500 days” to stop “climate chaos”

When Laurent Fabius met with Secretary of State John Kerry on May 13, 2014 to talk about world issues he said “we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos.”

7. Former President Barack Obama is the last chance to stop global warming

The United Nations Foundation President Tim Wirth told Climatewire in 2012 that Obama’s second term was “the last window of opportunity” to impose policies to restrict fossil fuel use.

Then-National Aeronautics and Space Administration Goddard Space Flight Center head James Hansen warned in 2009 that Obama only “has four years to save Earth.”

8. Remember when we had “hours” to stop global warming?

World leaders met in Copenhagen, Denmark in 2009 to potentially hash out another climate treaty. That same year, the head of Canada’s Green Party wrote that there was only “hours” left to stop global warming.

9. United Kingdom Prime Minister Gordon Brown said there was only 50 days left to save Earth

The year 2009 was a bad time for global warming predictions. That year Brown warned there was only “50 days to save the world from global warming,” the BBC reported. According to Brown there was “no plan B.”

10. The U.N.’s top climate scientist said in 2007 we only had four years to save the world

Rajendra Pachauri, the former head of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change said in 2007 that if “there’s no action before 2012, that’s too late.”

11. Environmentalists warned in 2002 the world had a decade to go green

Environmentalist write George Monbiot wrote in the UK Guardian that within “as little as 10 years, the world will be faced with a choice: arable farming either continues to feed the world’s animals or it continues to feed the world’s people. It cannot do both.”

12. Global warming apocalypse 1980s edition

The U.N. was already claiming in the late 1980s that the world had only a decade to solve global warming or face the consequences.

The San Jose Mercury News reported June 30, 1989 that a “senior environmental official at the United Nations, Noel Brown, says entire nations could be wiped off the face of the earth by rising sea levels if global warming is not reversed by the year 2000.”

GQ's Man Of The Year

Why Terrorists Don't Attack On Black Friday

Because they don’t have to. Why should they take the time, trouble and risks to do something that these people willingly do to themselves?

Black Friday Monsters

Take a few moments to check out these animals trying to get to a Wal-Mart check out line somewhere in America. My question is, "What the hell do they have to buy today that won't be there tomorrow?"

When Times Were Good

Make Up Your Mind

What Is It With The Kennedy's? I'd Say It's Alcohol

BARNSTABLE, Mass. (AP) - A Kennedy family member charged with disorderly conduct after police responded to a noisy party is being sent to a pretrial diversion program.

Caroline Rose Kennedy was set to be arraigned in Barnstable on Wednesday, but her hearing was rescheduled for March pending her completion of the program.

Officials say case against the 22-year-old granddaughter of Robert F. Kennedy will be dismissed if she successfully completes the program.

The program is offered to young first-time defendants facing certain minor offenses and includes community service, among other things.

Kennedy and her father Max Kennedy were arrested at a Hyannis (hy-AN'-ihs) Port home in August. Prosecutors dismissed the disorderly conduct charge against Max Kennedy and he paid a $150 fine for a noise violation

Same Crap Different Year

WASHINGTON -- Civil rights groups sent a letter to media organizations today asking that they not use the Washington Redskins' name as the team plays the New York Giants on Thanksgiving, arguing they should respect a day symbolizing unity between Native Americans and Americans descended from immigrants.

"We are asking that you honor the spirit of the holiday by pledging to refrain from using the Washington team’s R-word name in your coverage of the game," said the letter signed by Change the Mascot, NAACP, National Urban League, Advancement Project, Asian and Pacific Islander American Health Forum, Demos, PICO National Network, Race Forward, UnidosUS, National Congress of American Indians, and Oneida Indian Nation.

PJ Media

Why I Could Never Be A Policeman

A red-faced Arizona police chief has asked the public if they can help find his handgun after her left it in a public library. 

Astonishingly, Prescott Valley Police Chief Bryan Jarrell said yesterday he didn't realize it was missing until four days later. 

It now appears somebody picked up the semi-automatic pistol and the police department is scrambling to find out two has it.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5104375/US-police-chief-asks-public-ve-seen-handgun.html#ixzz4z5t25TB0

Four times, in the past month, I've left my car keys on the counters of gas stations. I need a guide dog to find my car in parking lots. And I have to check my watch to make certain I know what year it is.

Newsweek Compares Manson To Trump

There’s a reason we refer to the so-called “mainstream media” as the “Democrat-media complex.”  In an article published Monday, Newsweek, the publication that once dubbed Barack Obama “god of all things,” compared deceased felon Charles Manson to President Donald Trump.

According to Newsweek:

“Our current president speaks in an emotional or affective way to large numbers of people in our country who feel a kind of alienation or disconnection from the government,” [psychoanalyst Mark Smaller] said. “They feel very responded to and become his political base.”

According to the psychoanalyst, cult followers like those in the Manson family are so seduced by feelings of acceptance and understanding that they accept their leaders’ ideologies regardless of how destructive or dangerous they may be.

Start Your Day Feeling Good. End Your Day Feeling Better.

Two years ago, maybe three, I wrote about my love of the Hallmark Channel. Since it's the Christmas  season the network is showing sappy love stories almost 24/7.

Seriously, they aren't  really sappy though. The Hallmark Channel presents love stories whereby you know, predictably, there's going to be a happy ending. They take away from the everyday news cycle; sexual harassment, murder, Putin, etc. We can sit back, put up our feet and recall the days of innocence.

Try it. You'll like it.

The # Is 39

Since 2003 there have been thirty-nine border guards murdered on our southern border. The number increased by one two days ago.

I seriously doubt Officer Martinez, the victim, had has skull bashed in by a pregnant woman looking to escape poverty or a young teenage not being allowed an education.

The area of his murder in SW Texas is mostly used as a trail for drugs.  The location was near Interstate 10 near El Paso. On can easily see Mexico while traveling the highway. In addition, most illegals coming through Mexico are from Central and South America; MS 13 anyone?

Build the wall!

Harry Truman

Everything I know About Drugs I Read In The Paper

Ten years ago, the average gram of meth available in the U.S. was 39 percent pure. Today, it is being sold in a nearly pure state, manufactured in Mexican “superlabs” and smuggled across the border to feed an epidemic of addiction.

The drug is being peddled alongside fentanyl, a synthetic opioid 50 times stronger than heroin, and carfentanil, an elephant tranquilizer that can kill a human with just a speck or two.

The purity and potency of the illegal — and in some cases legal — drug market has seemed to reach new levels. It is a trend that is particularly alarming to authorities as it unfolds against the backdrop of an emerging opioid crisis that has taken an unprecedented number of lives and touches all walks of life.

Drug poisoning deaths are the leading cause of injury death in the U.S., surpassing car crashes, suicide, homicide and guns.

It begs the question: Just how much stronger can drugs get?
San Diego Tribune-Union
This story begs more questions than the one posed.

Here. Hold My Beer

Th Left Thinks Mike Pence Is A Weirdo

The Party Of The Rich

Another Nancy Brain Freeze

Nancy Pelosi suffered an ill-timed brain freeze on Thursday, just as she was questioning Donald Trump’s “fitness” to serve as president.

The House Minority Leader was criticizing the Republican tax plan during a press conference when the topic turned to articles of impeachment that were filed by several House Democrats this week.

Seeking to distance herself from from the impeachment push, Pelosi said, “People want to go do some other things, that’s up to them, but that’s not what our focus is.

“Our focus is on (the tax fight). The, uh—” she said before trailing off and staring at reporters. “Public— has questions about the fitness of this president to be president,” she insisted, recovering from her apparent brain freeze, “and that’s a, a legitimate discussion.

“But our focus, our energy, our, uh— purpose is to get a better deal for the America’s working— America’s working families,” she repeated.

Liberal Thought About Gun Control Advocates

So the law-abiding people who turn in their guns are the ones responsible for gun crime? And the more guns they turn in, the less gun crime there will be? So why has gun crime gone up? I don't understand! I think I'll fling some poo...maybe that will help me think.
Ace of Spades

The Stages Of Democrat Scandals

Ace of Spades

Al Franken Has The Perfect Defense

Al Franken's defense is that his groping was a "joke." Also note Franken only admitted that which cannot be denied, as there is photographic proof of it.

The woman, Lee Ann Tweeden said Franken forced his tongue down her throat but there are no films of this.

Joe Biden Wants To Be Our President: His Most Famous Quotes

10. "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008

9."I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.

I mean, that's a storybook, man." –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007

8. "A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008

7. "His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." --Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010

6. "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006

5. "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed.

He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008

4. "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America.

Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008

3. "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008

2. "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008

1. "This is a big f**king deal!" --Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010 

"Hey Rahm, Chicago Sucks"

CHICAGO (CBS) — A man killed Tuesday — marking the city’s 600th homicide this year — was among five people shot in a 7-hour span of gun violence on the South and West sides.

The fatality marked Chicago’s 600th homicide of 2017, including shootings, assaults and other types of incidents, according to data maintained by the Chicago Sun-Times. The city ended last year with 781 homicides and hit the 600 mark on Oct. 17, 2016

Democrats Don't Get Their Virginity Back

Now that Bill Clinton and his trashy wife are politically impotent, Democrats want a do over on Paula Jones -- you know the state employee Governor Bill Clinton tried to force to fellate him.

She sued. His lawyers deposed him. He perjured himself (and tried to suborn perjury from others) about his consensual affair with That Woman, Miss Lewinsky.

Perjury and suborning perjury can be felonies, and certainly are impeachable offenses. Democrats played it as everyone lies about sex, and he beat the rap.

Sex is private, right?

Now, all of Washington wants to strip Alabama of the right to elect Roy Moore, and Democrats find  themselves on the outside looking in.

So now there are a bunch of articles about how, oh, I believe Juanita Broaddrick (who claims Clinton raped her).

That's nice.

It is irrelevant.

Clinton is irrelevant, and Broaddrick's story is hearsay. Sorry. Absent a conviction or admission of guilt, it is just gossip.

But things may have been better had people believed her when we still could have had a police investigation, indictment, and trial. You know, all the things that make us civilized instead of the boys in "Lord of the Flies."

Besides, it wasn't just Clinton.

It was Ted Kennedy and Clarence Thomas.

Democrats -- and frankly, most Republicans -- were cool with keeping Kennedy in the Senate after he got drunk, ditched his car in the water, and left a woman to die.

And 22 years later, Democrats wanted to deny Thomas a seat on the Supreme Court because a woman said he put a hair on a can of Coca-Cola.

I say to heck with them.

I advise my friends and relatives in Alabama to vote for Roy Moore. He can always be expelled if he's guilty. We cannot expel Doug Jones if Moore is cleared.

Donsurber@donsurber.com

The Walking Dead

Please Don't Hate Me Because I'm White

A new FBI report indicates that hate crimes committed against white Americans are the fastest growing racial hate crimes in the United States.

The FBI report on 2016 Hate Crime Statistics shows that in 2016, there were 876 reported anti-white hate crime offenses in the United States. In 2015, this number was 734, indicating a 19.34 percent increase.

There were more racial hate crime offenses altogether in 2016 compared to 2015.

There were 4,029 single-bias incidents that targeted “Race/Ethnicity/Ancestry” in 2015, compared to 4,229 in 2016.

Daily Caller

It's Good To Be A Loser

Disney has reportedly offered ESPN chief John Skipper a contract extension ahead of its expiration at the end of next year and uncharacteristically through the year 2021, according to Awful Announcing.

This despite multiple financial quarter reports citing ESPN as a major drag on Disney’s profit margins.

Skipper was also offered this new, long-term contract despite the steady loss of millions of subscribers, not to mention the recurring political controversies ESPN has suffered over the last several years.

Breitbart

Don't Ever Take Your Buddy's Pizza

In an argument over a pizza slice was the catalyst behind a physical altercation between two friends Monday afternoon that involved a golf club, a mop handle and a 5-inch buck knife, police say. 

Drew Cywinski, 25, of Melbourne, Florida, told police he became enraged when his friend ate a slice of pizza that Cywinski wanted for himself, according to arrest reports.

He was so angry, he struck the man in the head with a golf club — breaking the club — then pulled out a knife and cut the man on his chest several times, Melbourne police say.

Blame The Parents, Too

Caption This Picture

I've seen this photo hundreds of times and it always piques my interest. Obviously, it comes from the  Nazi Germany era. I've always wondered, is the girl in the middle showing off her new bra? And what the heck is the woman in black spying? Or is she lusting? But that's just me.

Kaepernick's In Good Company

Colin Kaepernick was named GQ's 'Citizen of the Year' a few days ago. Quite an honor, I'd say. He's in heady company joining other winners like Kevin Spacey and Louis C. K., Woody the child molester and Charlie Sheen. And then there's Harvey.

"That's Just Joe Being Joe"

Joe Biden never saw a female body he didn't like to grope. The excuses flew fast and furious. The most popular was "That's just Joe being Joe".

If I did this The Queen would have a word or two (or a million) for me.

But, know what? He's a Democrat and since family values aren't a part of their platform anything goes.

Would you like to read the latest Bidenism? Here it is.

Biden Blasts Gun Carried By Man Who Shot Texas Church Murderer: “Shouldn’t Be Carrying That Kind Of Gun”

Tidbits

The Pew Research Center is a nonpartisan group based in DC. They are pollsters with credibility.

The results of their most recent survey:  Democrats with a bachelor’s degree or more education are more likely than other Democrats to say a person’s gender can be different from the sex they were assigned at birth. About three-quarters (77%) of Democrats with a bachelor’s degree or more say this, compared with 60% of Democrats with some college and 57% of those with a high school diploma or less. 

No such divide exists among Republicans.

Bet you didn't know this. Judge Roy Moore, accused of sexual assault against young women, was a registered Democrat at the time. He should have stayed a Dem. He could have become President of the United States.

This brings me to my final point. If Roy Moore, elected by the people of Alabama, is being forced out of his position by RINO's and Dems why did Bill Clinton get a pass?

At the time his backers said, "what a man does on his private time is his own business". Sorry Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Juanita Broaderick. According to Clinton excuse monger, you're trailer park trash.

How's this for class. Ted Kennedy, the man who let Mary Jo Kopechne drown in his car, named his poodle Splash. 

A Change Of Heart

So, her I sit while watching one of my favorite sitcoms, 'Father Knows Best'. Th #1 reason I enjoy the shows of the 50's and 60's is dad wasn't viewed as a bumbling dufus.

The other reason is the wives were what we all wanted out mother's to be; kind, loving, caring, etc.

I used to think Donna Reed would be my dream girl. She was more than beautiful. In my mind she was dynamite. But Donna has been replaced. My all-time favorite is Jane Wyatt. Why, you might ask?

Okay, let's get the superficial out of the way. Ms. Wyatt was gorgeous. Did you know one of her direct ancestors was Rufus King? He was a signer of the Constitution. That's heady stuff and in high society could open many doors.

Donna Reed was married four times. I've always thought I'd be a real catch but let's face it. If  had married Reed chances are better than 90% I would have been #5.

The first girl I ever dated who was Catholic I married. From the time I began dating at 16 though 23 those girls were all heathens. So, being Catholic and marrying a Catholic was a big deal for me.

Jane Wyatt was raised Catholic and stayed that way until she died in 2006 at the age of 96. Better yet she married one time and their marriage lasted until one day shy of their 65th anniversary. This time frame would have given me an even steven chance of making good with Ms. Wyatt.

Yipper, Donna Reed has been replaced but by a real dandy.

Injustice

The Democrat Climbs To The Mountain Top

A Democrat climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

The Democrat asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

The Democrat asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."