Wednesday, March 28, 2018

A Politically Incorrect Story


For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.
Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion,
but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. 
 
When a Hindu woman gets married, she  brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether
he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. 

If nothing is there,
he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with Verizon technical support.

The Council Bluffs Cowboy

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