Get Ready For Women's Basketball

February 28, 2019

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NCAA track star CeCe Telfer is cleaning up in women's track, breaking records and racking up points for Franklin Pierce University. Telfer, notably, is a biological male who now identifies as a female. Last year, CeCe, then going by his birth name Craig, was a top athlete in the men's division.

The Daily Wire

Definition Of Moron

The World's Greatest Dive

Who Is This Guy

Will we ever be able to forget the 'smirk heard round the world' from the Covington Catholic student. This boy, Nick Sandmann, was vilified beyond the pale. The news media hammered this kid without mercy until the truth came out: every--single--day--and--night.

Have you seen the guy above on any of the MSM outlets? On the campus Cal at Berkeley he absolutely pummeled one Hayden Williams who was sitting in a chair at a conservative booth called Turning Point. The kid's looked like it'd gone through a meat grinder. Oh, the left wing media to date has not uttered on word on this hate filled act of cowardice. Gee, I wonder why? Could it be this clown doesn't fit the agenda of the Left.

Here's what we know. The guy isn't a student at Berkeley. He is employed by Cal. That's it.

It kind of makes one wonder if we one the right are candidates for being dead meat.

The Jane Fonda Memorial Wall

Fake Photo

" Why can't I be in a bath house". "I wish I had a Kool". "God get me outta here".

Too Kind But Not Too Smart

The Good Samaritan who bought a freezing Girl Scout troop's entire supply of cookies has been arrested on drug dealing charges. 

Detric Lee McGowan, 46, was held by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency yesterday on charges including conspiracy to distribute fentanyl and cocaine. 

McGowan is the same man who appeared in a photo that garnered thousands of views and shares online, the agency said. 

An indictment issued last week says McGowan, also known as 'Fat,' is one of several suspects in an ongoing drug investigation.

UK Daily Mail

Seattle Loves Vladimir Lenin

In the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle (because, duh, it’s Seattle) stands a 16 foot tall statue of communist revolutionary and innovator of mass starvation and firing squads, Vladimir Lenin. Republican lawmakers in Washington have now introduced a bill “to study and make recommendations on an appropriate historical figure to replace the statue of Lenin, and to represent the state of Washington.” While leftists across the country have been losing their minds over confederate monuments and statues, the wackjobs around Seattle have largely been silent on the statue of a man who conceived of the gulag prison camps for dissenters Gateway Pundit

The Most Egregious Oscars Snub

The Oscars has made a habit of honoring those in the film industry who died in the past year. It now appears only those who powers to be made it.

Remember Sondra Locke? She was the live-in of Clint Eastwood. She didn't make the cut. Neither did John Mahoney who played the dad on Frasier. I don't know why since he was outwardly gay. One would think he would have been at the top of the list.

The most egregious of the MIA's was Lee Ermey. The name you might not remember. The face? Unforgettable.

This snub is without question the act of Hollywood blacklisters who want the man erased, memory-holed, and forgotten… A man who’s personal political beliefs are verboten in an increasingly fascist industry.

Ermey was a Marine for 11 years and a decorated Vietnam veteran.

Over the course of a 40-year career, Ermey stacked up 125 film and television credits. This includes roles in a number of popular and iconic movies, including Mississippi Burning(1985), Leaving Las Vegas (1995), Se7en (1995), Dead Man Walking (1995), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), and the Toy Story trilogy (1995 – 2010).

Above all that, though, Ermey created one of the most iconic performances in the history of cinema as Gny. Sgt Hartman in director Stanley Kubrick’s 1987 masterpiece Full Metal Jacket. In fact, you could argue Ermey’s performance is the most iconic of that particular decade.

If You Really Believe In Climate Change Do This

If you truly believe that climate change will broil the planet in the next 50 years or so, the very least you should do is immediately get rid of your car and adopt a vegan diet. How many of you have done that? How many of you have even considered it? Virtually none of you. And like I said, that’s just a start. If you’re really serious, you should also toss out your air conditioning; only heat your house if temps are down in the 40s; never travel anywhere by plane; buy local food; and install rooftop solar … It seems as though I’m being facetious here, but I’m not. With current technology, this is what it would take from all of us to make a serious dent in climate change. And you’re not doing it. Neither am I.

Kevin Drum  Intelligencer

You Can't Be A Democrat And Be A Decent Person

Last night, Senate Democrats blocked a bill called the Born Alive Abortion Survivors Act. The media tells us that this was an “anti-abortion” bill. The blood-drenched scumbags of NARAL call it an “extremist” and “anti-choice” bill. Elizabeth Warrencalls it an attack on women. It was none of those things.

The legislation would not restrict abortion at all. It had nothing to do with “reproductive rights” or “choice” or “fetuses” or any handy euphemism. The point was simply to protect those children who are born after a failed abortion. Let me emphasize: the bill in question would have given legal protection to born, living, infant humans. Under the law, had it passed, hospitals would have been required to deliver basic medical care to these children
Matt Walsh-The Daily Wire

Burying Their Mistakes

Lucky For Her She Has Great Legs

Muslim Nonsense

Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) are the first members of Congress to sign on to a pledge launched by a progressive advocacy organization to impeach President Donald Trump.

ABC News producer Ben Siegel on Tuesday morning reported that the freshman Muslim congresswomen were first to back the pledge, which was organized by “By the People,” which bills itself a grassroots group that “came together because we saw that millions of Americans want the Trump Administration removed from office.”

Breitbart

Lucky Charms And Beer

Soon you will be able to crack open that magically delicious taste of Lucky Charms..

Smartmouth Brewing Company announced it will be releasing an IPA made with marshmallows Saturday. The beer will be on tap and in cans and available in its Norfolk, Va., tasting room.

Fox News

The Cost Of AOC's New Green Deal

Right from the get go this New Green Deal is a non-starter. Why? According to Bloomberg is will cost each American household $653,000. The total cost is estimated to be between $51 trillion and $93 trillion. This is sort of a big gap. Knowing the government as I do we should tack on another $20 to the $93 trillion guesstimate.

Can anyone give me an example of the government coming in under budget? It's why hammers and wrenches go for $190.00

How Harry Got His Black Eye

I(anonymous) got a phone call from a man named Easton Elliott, a businessman who lives in the Las Vegas area, who told me what really happened to Harry Reid and how he received his black eye: Elliott spent a portion of last New Year’s Eve at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Henderson, Nevada, with about 20 other people.

Some time between 10:00 and 11:30 p.m., a man entered the meeting and introduced himself as “Larry.” He had blood on his clothing, his left hand was swollen and he appeared to be somewhat intoxicated and was visibly agitated.

In a group discussion, Larry said he had been at a family get-together, and had just had a fight with a family member, but didn’t remember much because he had blacked out. When he came to, he was rolling on the ground, fighting with a family member, and his clothes were bloody. Now, he said, he was frightened that the Secret Service would come after him.

Easton Elliott didn’t think much more about Larry until, several weeks later, he saw a newspaper story about Larry Reid, Harry Reid’s brother, being arrested for DUI and assaulting a highway patrolman. The story was accompanied by a photograph, and Elliott immediately recognized Larry Reid as the “Larry” who had attended the AA meeting on New Year’s Eve.

Melissa Ohden: Abortion Survivor

Born in 1977 a nurse rushed her out of the 'death room' and aided in her survival. She was ultimately adopted and today is married and the mother of two daughters, ages 7 and 11.

Just thought you'd like to see this mass of cells for yourself.

U.S. Senate Votes For Infanticide

The Senate voted this evening on whether to leave a born child to die or have aid given. They voted to let babies die.

Three Democrats crossed over to support the pro-life Republicans. Two Republicans voted with the murderers and one had an airplane late and couldn't vote.

Why Won't The Left Stand Up To AOC

I am absolutely amazed about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's star power. She has no command of the English language; starts every declarative sentence with the word 'like' and ends the sentence with the whiny voice of a Valley Girl.

Today she said Americans should stop having children because they will be brought up during a global warming crisis. How does she know so much about GW. After all, her only job is that of a bartender.

Look at the people supporting her global warming agenda. Sen. Ed Markey, Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Rufus Cahoon and the Gas Powered Cantalopes.

It is truly amazing.

Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

Ready? Now pay attention....

Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.0 0 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.

Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics and emergency hospitals at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps, WIC and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has 9,631 ..00.

Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month Federal Rent Subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for car insurance. Some of that is uninsured motorist insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.

Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc..

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month..

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same elementary school.

Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches, while

Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch.

Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program.

Joe Legal's children go home.

Now, when they reach college age,

Joe Legal's kids may not get into a State School and may not qualify for scholarships, grants or other tuition help, even though Joe has been paying for State Schools through his taxes, while

Jose Illegal's kids "go to the head of the class" because they are a minority.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

I Need A Translation

Mondays

Tighten Your Garters, Girls

On Friday, a Texas judge ruled that the Selective Service System (SSS) violates the Constitution by requiring only men to register for the draft. The court ruled with the National Coalition for Men (NCFM) in a lawsuit claiming the male-only draft constitutes discrimination against men. NCFM's lawyer told PJ Media that even if the SSS appeals, they are likely to lose again. He also suggested the Pentagon will not end the draft, so women may have to register.

"The male-only registration requirement of the Military Selective Service Act ... violates the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution," U.S. District Judge Gray H. Miller ruled on Friday.

PJ Media

A Woman Scorned

A woman from the United Arab Emirates is demanding a divorce after her husband forgot to pick up the hamburger she asked for on his way home, according to a report by Dubai’s Khaleej Times.

The woman, in her 20s, ordered a hamburger from an area fast-food restaurant and requested that her husband pick it up for her on his way home from a friend’s. At around 3 a.m., the man arrived empty-handed.

The Jerusalem Post

A Kick In The Pants To Title IX

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Andraya Yearwood hears the comments, usually from adults and usually not to her face.

She shouldn’t be running, they say, not against girls.

Yearwood, a 17-year-old junior at Cromwell High School, is one of two transgender high school sprinters in Connecticut, transitioning to female.

She recently finished second in the 55-meter dash at the state open indoor track championships. The winner, Terry Miller of Bloomfield High, is also transgender and set a girls state indoor record of 6.95 seconds. Yearwood finished in 7.01 seconds and the third-place competitor, who is not transgender, finished in 7.23 seconds.

Miller and Yearwood also topped the 100-meter state championships last year, and Miller won the 300 this season.

How Did Leonardo DiCaprio Become So Famous

Hollywood stars are weird. In this series of photos Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't even know how to wear a watch.

Prog's Need To Wise Up About Margaret Sanger

If you don't know by now Margaret Sanger is the heroine of all who demand abortion on demand. She IS the founder of Planned Parenthood. She is also the ultimate racist. Her views are illustrated by a letter she penned:

“We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population,” she wrote in one 1939 letter to a friend.

A look at the numbers proves that Sanger’s dream for Planned Parenthood has been realized; currently, Planned Parenthood kills more black people than all other causes of death combined.

It has now been reveal that Sanger was on the advisory committee for the KKK in the 1920's. A bust of her is on display in the Smithsonian

I wonder when Progressives will demand her figurine be removed.

MAGA Guys In Chi'town

It's All In The Numbers

I Think Our Dog's A Socialist

Every day in every way I'm learning more about Charley, our new dog. After two weeks I'm convinced he's a Socialist for a couple of reasons: He eats all our food without working for it and he sleeps all day long and rests at his convenience. The only job he has is to do his duty and we have to take him outside to perform that.

He lives rent free and three days ago we took him to his doctor for an extensive physical and he didn't pay one biscuit for the exam. We did.

Are we stupid or what?

Black Privilege

Five members of the Congressional Black Caucus took a $60,000 trip to see Beyoncé and other stars perform in concert in South Africa late last year, according to congressional disclosure records.

The lawmakers were U.S. Reps. Gregory Meeks of New York, Barbara Lee of California, Bobby Rush of Illinois, Terri Sewell of Alabama and Hank Johnson of Georgia, according to the data.

Fox News

Venezuelan Gun Laws---------------Any Questions?

Prayers for the people of Venezuela today.


Venezuela has brought a new gun law into effect (2012)which bans the commercial sale of firearms and ammunition. Until now, anyone with a gun permit could buy arms from a private company. Under the new law, only the army, police and certain groups like security companies will be able to buy arms from the state-owned weapons manufacturer and importer.

Senior Citizen Dream Home

This Years Oscar Goes To............

Question Of The Day

Why would Bob Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots, spend $60 on a cheesy Oriental hooker in Jupiter, Florida? Hey, he's worth $6 billion dollars. He could afford to buy a nights worth of action from a real class act like Stormy Daniels.

In Other Words, We'll Never See Her Tax Returns

A great deal has been made about Trump's tax returns and why he refuses to release them. A Pelosi spokesperson was asked why Nancy has never release hers. His answer is classic.

(CNSNews.com) -- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) “will gladly release her tax returns if and when she runs for president,” said her Chief of Staff Drew Hammill, apparently indicating that, in Pelosi’s current position as speaker, she will not release her tax returns.

First Ever Smokey Mountain Big Foot Conference

GATLINBURG, Tenn. (WATE) - The first-ever Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference set for later this year.

Several speakers all under one roof will talk all things Bigfoot. The event is headlined by Cliff Barackman from the Animal Planet show 'Finding Bigfoot'. 

The event will be Saturday, July 27 from 9 a.m. until 5 p.m. at the Gatlinburg Convention Center.

Visit gatherupevents.com/smoky-mountain-bigfoot-conference for more information. 

That Time Bernie Praised Castro And Called Reagan A Liar

Independent Vermont Senator and 2020 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders gave a lengthy interview in 1985 in which he praised Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, defended Nicaragua’s Sandinista government, and slammed then-President Ronald Reagan as a liar.

The interview originally aired on August 8, 1985 on Vermont’s Channel 17/Town Meeting Television, and followed then-Burlington Mayor Sanders’ visit to Nicaragua, where he attended a rally at which Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega railed against the United States government.

The video resurfaced during the last presidential campaign when Buzzfeed posted it in June of 2015, and given Sanders’ decision to run again in 2020, will likely be circulated again. Indeed, it already has.

Mediaite

Charley's New Vet

There Was Russian Collusion

A Flashback

The 16 States Suing Trump Over His National Emergency

Praise The Saints If You Aren't A Californian

Only in California. Progressive policies in California have forced drivers to pay some of the highest gas prices in the nation. Now, a group of liberal legislators want the California attorney general to investigate why this is true.

Let’s recap what the progressives have inflicted on working Californians who are simply trying to get to work and get their kids to school and soccer practice. According to the California Center for Jobs and the Economy, gas prices dropped slightly in December but declined faster in other states. In the United States other than California, the average gas price was $2.26 per gallon. In California, it was $3.40, a premium above the national average of $1.144, a 50.6 percent difference.

Charley's New Diet

We've had Charley, our newest family addition, for not quite two weeks. Yesterday, The Queen to Charley to the Vet for a once over. We found a plethora of information to help us raise our new child.

First, we were concerned about his lineage. I don't know why. I'm not concerned about mine. Do you want to know if you have too much money? My son took their newly adopted pet, Lily, to a dog doctor to have it's blood taken to find out its lineage? I once told you our daughter took their pooch to a doggie psychiatrist in hopes of solving its mental problems.

We decided to not go this route primarily because it costs money better spent on us. Originally, we thought Charley was a Cairn breed with some terrier in it because it has bat ears. Then my son decided on his own it was like Toto in The Wizard of Oz. The Vet yesterday told us, in her infinite wisdom, Charley is mostly Affinpincher. I think he's a Schlicter with an emphasis on the 'licter'. He licks everything. The furniture is a favorite along with my hands, arms and legs. I didn't know I was so sweet.

The vet told us NOT to waste money on gluten free food. She said dogs(and people) need grains to survive. I always thought this was the case. (Charley is licking my ankles as I write-If anyone knows the name of a good doggie psychiatrist give me a shout).

This gluten free statement from our dog doctor will solve a huge problem when we go to Mass. From now on Charley won't have to make the choice of receiving a gluten or gluten free host.

"Joe, Say It Isn't So" LOL

Joe's Music Shop in Willoughby, Ohio(10 mi. east of Cleveland) has achieved a form of notoriety probably not good for business. You see, Joe placed this sign in his store front window.



Now, I don't own my own business but I can't think of too many positives that can come out of this unless Joe aspires to be homeless.

Did Nike Stock Drop In The Toilet

Nike Inc. joined the rest of the basketball world in holding their breath Wednesday night, as the company that once launched an ad campaign on the phrase “It’s gotta be the shoes!” must have been thinking “Pleasepleaseplease don’t let it have been the shoes.”

Duke University forward Zion Williamson, the top college basketball player in the nation and one of the best NBA prospects in the past decade, was lost to a knee injury just seconds into a key game against North Carolina when his foot slid on the floor and his Nike-made shoe exploded, twisting his knee and sending him sprawling.

Too bad for Williamson but there is good news on the Karma front:

Nike released a special edition Colin Kaepernick jersey Wednesday just days after the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback settled a grievance with the NFL. The Kaepernick Icon Jersey – a black design with white lettering – resembles the ‘#ImWithKap’ jerseys that quickly sold out last fall. The jersey sells for $150. “We believe Colin Kaepernick is one of the most inspirational athletes of this generation, who has leveraged the power of sport to help move the world forward,” Nike spokeswoman Sandra Carreon-John told USA Today, adding that the jersey "marks Nike’s continued product collaboration with Colin.” I love it when a plan comes together.

Keep Hate Alive

Sheriff David Clarke(retired) is the former sheriff of Milwaukee. He is a black man and frequent contributor on Fox News. I felt his comments of yesterday were quite poignant considering today's climate.

Of course, being the schmuck I am I blame much, if not all, of this anti anti climate on Barack Obama beginning with his forced 'Beer Summit'.

Mr. Clarke: "Race provocateur extraordinaire Jesse Jackson made famous a slogan in his run for the Presidency in 1988. It was Keep Hope Alive. Thirty years later the American Left has replaced the word hope with another four letter h-word: hate. They hate Republicans, they hate white male conservatives, they hate Trump, they hate the unborn, they hate the American flag, and they hate the police. The Left sees so much potential in using hate as a political weapon that they have built a hate industrial complex. If they don’t keep hate alive, the bottom of their identity politics strategy collapses."

The Academy Awards Hostless Show

Do you remember when the Miss America Pageant was a really big deal. Bert Parks would sing the theme song after, usually a young lady from the South, was crowned.

Entire families would be gathered around the television set. Young girls had found their idols. Young boys had visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads or something like that.

Then Poof!. It was all gone. I wouldn't know who carries the show today if anyone does. The Food Channel maybe?

I've heard this years Academy Awards is going to go on without a host. Bob Hope is a long gone memory. After Mr. Hope's gig there were supposed funnymen who took over. I can't remember their names. This year actor Kevin Hart was supposed to be the emcee but he had to opt out. A few years ago, and I think I'm right, someone came up with an anti-women comment he'd made.

This year will be hostless. I think this is silly. There are hundreds of thousands of women who could fill the bill. Kelen Mirren would be a good candidate. She's elegant in her old age. Not only is she a wonderful actress she's also been in comedic/serious movies. She could tell old people jokes.

As it stands, and I'm wondering how it can be pulled off, the show will not have a host. Why doesn't the Academy save itself a bunch of time and money and run trailers across the bottom of the screen during prime time. Nobody cares anymore anyway.

Bernie: "Breadlines Are Good"

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) in 1985 praised countries where people “line up for food,” calling breadlines a “good thing.”

The video of Sanders, then the mayor of Burlington, Vermont, resurfaced on Tuesday after the senator announced that he is running for president in 2020. In the interview from the mid-80s, Sanders was asked about breadlines in Nicaragua and his support for the socialist Sandinistas who ruled the country at the time.

“You know, it’s funny, sometimes American journalists talk about how bad a country is because people are lining up for food,” Sanders said. “That’s a good thing. In other countries people don’t line up for food. The rich get the food, and the poor starve to death.”

Weasel Zippers

Planning For An Upper Midwest Snow Storm

Vandals Got The Wrong Lee

DUNN, N.C. (WNCN) -- The controversy surrounding Confederate monuments has resulted in the vandalism of statues across the South.

“Never even thought it would affect us in any way at all,” said Mark Johnson, Curator of the General William C. Lee Airborne Museum in Dunn.

Johnson thought for sure a statue of General William C. Lee would be safe from the chaos.

“This is a hometown grown boy here that turned out to be an international hero of World War II so to come and try to destroy his statue is just an insult to everybody,” said Johnson.

Police say someone doused the statue in some kind of a flammable liquid and set it on fire.

Johnson thinks the vandals wanted to make a statement about slavery and racism and he thinks the vandals could use a history lesson. He assumes the vandals were confusing Robert E. Lee with Wm. Lee.

Another Brilliant Liberal Idea

In the never ending race to the bottom, Oregon state senator Shemia Fagan is introducing legislation that would lower the voting age in the state to 16.




Anything to get votes. If she was really smart she would have initiated a slew of bills; free ice cream for 16 year olds, free marijuana, beer, condoms, movie passes.

Fagan is 39, single and a lawyer; a perfect recipe for nonsense.

Shameful

A few days ago I inserted a started about the naval guy who put a smacker on a nurse in New York City when VJ Day was announced in 1945. Along with planting the American flag on Iwo Jima it is probably the most seen picture from WWII.

Somebodies in this country wanted to play a practical joke or display their wanton hatred of today's society in Sarasota, Florida yesterday. The City has a replica statue of the veteran and nurse on display. It's been there for years without a problem-------until now.

The statue has been vandalized. Someone sprayed #MeToo on it in reference to women suffering sexual harassment. It's sad and it's shameful.

Worst-Racist-President-Ever

Baseball Be Very, Very Good To Me

Al Kaline is a Hall of Fame baseball play who toiled for the Detroit Tigers up to 1970. He never signed a contract for more than $100,000. He once stated that no baseball player is worth more than that.

Yesterday a Dominican ballplayer,Manny Machado, signed as a free agent with the San Diego Padres; $300 million for ten years----Guaranteed.

The fans of San Diego are no doubt overjoyed. For awhile anyway, until he makes that first error or has his first strike out.

Do You Love Your Husband

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked,

"How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cellphones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are 12 actual hilarious replies.

If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3 Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the hell did you do now?

7. Are you sure this is for me?

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

Trumpsters: Focus On The Positive

As the 2020 election nears, there is as yet no coherent Democratic response to the Trump agenda. If Trump himself is unpopular and polarizing, his agenda is for the most part in sync with a majority of Americans who like the 3% annualized GDP growth; near-record peacetime unemployment; record natural gas and oil production; young, scholarly and constructionist justices; pro-Israel Mideast politics; and realism about NATO laxity, the flawed Iran Deal, and the Paris Climate Accord, Chinese mercantilism, and the past inability of the U.S. to translate battlefield victories abroad into lasting security and strategic advantages.
Victor Davis Hanson

The Cow Jester

CNN Finally Has Trump Boxed In A Corner

To prove that there´s a border emergency, President Trump must stop eating omelets! Ridiculous, you might say. And yet, on this morning´s New Day, CNN´s John Avlon, Alisyn Camerota and Jeff Toobin mocked President Trump for eating an omelet, somehow suggesting it debunks the existence of an emergency. Newsbusters

Fake Hate Hoaxes

I haven't spent a great deal of time on the Jusse Smollett story. Know why? From the get go it wasn't newsworthy. For me it was akin to the Stormy Daniels stories.

Yesterday I was on Bing looking up racial hoaxes of the last ten years. Good gosh by golly! There were so many if I put them in this blog it would take two entire pages and more. If you care to glance at the list be prepared to waste a good deal of time.

Bernie Running For President

The Bern is in--------again. Yes, the socialist who is almost four years older than I has thrown his Depends into the ring.

His promises are the same old same old: universal health care, $15 dollar minimum wage and ways to eliminate massive debt for education. Heck, I know that plan. Why not raise taxes on the people to send kids to college to learn to be rabble rousers.

Bernie's campaign slogan "Let's party like it's 1917'

A Kiss Is Just A Kiss Unless---------------

The ecstatic US Navy sailor whose kiss with a woman in Times Square celebrating the end of World War II was immortalized in one of the most iconic photos of the 20th century has died aged 95.

George Mendonsa fell and suffered a seizure on Sunday at the assisted living facility in Middletown, Rhode Island, where he lived with his wife of 70 years, his daughter, Sharon Molleur, told The Providence Journal. He died two days before his 96th birthday. 

Mendonsa was shown kissing Greta Zimmer Friedman, a dental assistant in a nurse's uniform, on August 14, 1945. Known as V-J Day, it was the day Japan surrendered to the United States.

It wasn't until decades later that Mendonsa and Friedman were identified as the couple locking lips what became one of the most widely-recognized images of the World War II era, taken by Life magazine photographer Alfred Eisenstaedt.

Kids Will Be Kids

There's a new game sweeping the nation among the youth. It's called 48 Hours and the rules are quite simple. Said teenage leaves home without tell his(or her) parents for 48 hours or until caught. During that time they score points based on how many times their name shows up on social media.

The police find themselves humored with this game. They can spend their time looking for irresponsible imbeciles rather than tracking down real criminals.

Words Of Liberal Wisdom From AOC

Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says the wall is “a moral abomination. I think it’s like the Berlin wall”

Not President's Day

Q. What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and a flying pig?

A. The letter F. 

It Must Be Monday

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Why Joe Biden Will Not Be The Nominee

Joe Biden will not be his Party's nominee. Neither will 16 other candidates vying for the nomination. And why do you write that ol' great sage of the Midwest?

It's an easy answer. There are 17 straight, white males who have tossed their hats into the ring. The powers to be won't go for that.

Uncle Joe In Germany

What Are Your Priorities

California and neighboring Nevada have been blasted with incredible amounts of snowfall in their highlands recently. Some of the regions have received so much powder law enforcement officials have requested people not visit ski areas. Figure that one out.

When we lived in Davenport Iowa in the 70's my neighbor drank a lot of beer. I saw this photo and immediately thought of Bob R. He would have done this to keep his sanity.



If you having trouble making it out Bob is carrying a 12 pack of Coors. My only comment would be if he was going to trek where few could go why not buy a decent kind of brew.

Time Flies

In one year it will be thirty years since 1990. Weird, isn't it. I would have thought thirty years ago would make it 1970. Think about it.

Declaring National Emergencies

Brothers

How The Children Said Good-Bye

What's In A Name

Dave Assman went to the DMV to pick up his license plates. The government in Saskatchewan decided he couldn't have his name on the plates because it, his name, was considered to be obscene. Did I mention Assman(pronounced Ossman) is his family name?

Government? Can't live with them. Can't shoot them. Can't leave them on the curb to die.

Dave, as you can see wasn't finished. Good for you, Dave.

When I was growing up in Iowa in the 60's there was a family with the last name of Outhouse(pronounced Otthuss). Life was easier back then.

Notice A Resemblance? Hear Me Roar

A Feel Good Story About Kids

  It's a sweet gesture that's touching hearts across the country. Three young boys in Kansas gave flowers to every girl at their middle school to ensure they had a special Valentine's Day. 

A photo posted to Facebook Thursday by Summit Trail Middle School in Olathe shows the boys beaming from ear to ear before handing out hundreds of pink carnations. In total, about 270 girls and 70 staff members were given flowers.

Kansas City Star

Jussie Smollett's Attackers

I can't see these dudes sporting MAGA caps.

Trying To Keep A Promise

Is This For Real Or A Photoshop

I've seen this picture floating around on the net. Usually it is one of those dreaded forwards. I thought I read it was a photoshop(wishful thinking). The other day I say on a reputable site this same pic and thought, well, maybe it is true. If anyone out there has the truth please go to the comment section. Lord knows I would want to give inaccurate information about the Clinton's.

It Was A Piece O' Cake

For two days after my hip replacement I'd receive emails from friends wondering how I was doing. I'd respond by writing, "It was apiece o' cake". If you don't know what this means think, It was easy, not a problem.

Do you want to know a good lie? Surgery of any kind is not a piece o' cake. Think about it. A guy takes what is called a scalpel and slices into a part of your body. In my case it was the hip. He then saws off the top of said hip and proceeds to hammer a spike with a ceramic ball on top into the femur. And if you've read this blog before you know I'm a huge sissy when it comes to pain. After all this nonsense there's a five week rehab. The reason I called it a piece o' cake, and I've said it a thousand times is because people don't want to hear about your personal aches and pains. As the Hall of Fame football coach says about griping, "80% of the people don't care and the other 20% are happy."

I've been fortunate to receive best wishes, a number of them. I've received food I don't need but took gratefully.

In yesterday's mail I received from Parker, Arizona a piece o' cake. I looked at it and thought 'how did they get that in the mail without it breaking and I bet it tastes good. It was devils food with globs of vanilla frosty. I unwrapped the saran covering and bent it. It wouldn't. The frosting was plaster and I felt ridiculous. Then I laughed.

How many people have the creativity and sense of humor to send such a gift plus there are no calories.
Today, I put it on my trophy shelf of remembrances.

Our friends in Parker are a pair of Aces. ///always have been. Always will be.

Marriage? Think It Over

I have never seen this woman when her mouth is shut. Do you suppose she uses the same facial surgeon as Nancy does with her eyes?

This is the perfect photo for a meme, hundreds of thousands of them. How would you like to wake up to this every morning?

Somebody In Florida Grew A Brain

Tired of the empty rhetoric about school safety, one charter school in Florida has decided it´s time to bring in the big guns, literally, to protect its students from threats. Palmetto´s Manatee School for Arts has just hired two combat veterans — whom they´ve armed with semi-automatic rifles and handguns — to, as the principal put it, "put down" anyone who comes on campus intending to do harm. In a move reported by the Bradenton Herald, Manatee School for Arts Principal Bill Jones explained that his school is not interested in trying to "talk" or "negotiate" with potential threats — Daily Wire

Happy Valentine'a Greetings To The Left From Their Heroes