Forget about all the weight programs to shed pounds. Ol' MJ Hawkeye has the answer and it costs a heck of a lot less than Jenny Craig. The first thing to do is send you better half off to your lake home in northern Minnesota which I did.
The second thing is to go to your local grocer and buy the pre-made frozen dinners that cost $1.25. Then get a bag of Idaho potatoes and a few cans of vegetables.
The third aspect of losing weight is to make certain the microwave is functioning as is mine. That's it. That's my diet for the next thirty days. Oh, I almost forgot. Three scrambled eggs for lunch every day is mandatory using the microwave, of course.
I guarantee I'll have dropped twenty pounds by October 1. It's like the old saying, "We've done it before and we can do it again" philosophy.
I actually know people, men types, who enjoy cooking. My son is a wizard with the outdoor grill. I have a high school friend who will not allow his wife to cook the evening meal but it's her responsibility to do the dishes by hand. Would you care to guess what I do by hand? Well, I go to Popeye's and hand them a ten dollar bill and I'm not wasting water and soap.
Being a semi-bachelor is sort of fun after one gets used to it. Besides the weight loss plan is necessary more now than ever. My clothes don't fit and I'm working toward having to purchase what Kramer would call the mansierre and I hate when this happens.
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