Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Where Were You Born

Last week a woman in Texas gave birth to a baby in the woman's john at a Chick fil A. The child was awarded free food for the rest of his life.

Yesterday a woman at Six Fags Over Georgia gave birth to another child, also a boy. Six Flags awarded the kid and mom free lifetime passes to any Six Flags for the rest of their lives.

My suspicion is there's going to be a whole lot of pregnant women parking their protruding bellies in banks

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