Saturday, July 13, 2019

Most Common Question Asked By 70 Year Olds

And the answer is, how'd we get so old so fast?

I think getting older is when you rather day drink than go out all night.

Childhood memories:

fell off my bike
fell out of a tree
twisted my ankle

Old people memories:

slept wrong
sat down too long
sneezed too hard

I can't wait to eat vegetables and go to bed early at night. I've become everything my 7 year old self hated.

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