Lord knows I've laughed at and shaken my head in derision over many of Joey B.'s words and actions over the years. I mean, when he is on the Senate floor and denounces bussing as creating a racial jungle it sort of set him up as a racist. When he spoke of walking into a Dunkin' Donuts and hearing a slight Indian accent people let it slide because that's Joe being Joe. It's also Joe being Joe when he tells stories about kids rubbing his leg hair and he likes it. And the same goes for sniffling the hair of and foldling little girls.
But, for me, all is forgotten. I received an email from an acquaintnce the other day. In part, it read, "Get over it". He was referring to the results of the election. I decided to take his advice.
As a matter of fact I'm going to cite his successes as our designated president over the first 72 hours of his designated presidency much as I have listed those of DJT.
So, here we go and I do this with great humility.
1. He signed an executive order killing the Keystone Pipeline eliminating over 12,000 jobs. In the process he broke an $8 billion dollar agreement with Canada. Along with this work on The Wall and other federal construction all work has stoppped. He has eliminated the drilling of oil on Indian reservations. The Ute tribe is more than po'd. Total job loss equals 80,000 and counting for all. But, congratulations on keeping a promise to AOC and Bernie.
2. You signed an executve order allowing for many, many more abortions at taxpayer funded expense. It makes me feel like I'm doing my duty knowing a scalpel will be expertly plunged into a baby's neck.
3.You, Joey, admitted you didn't really have a plan to stop the spread of COVID. Most of us knew this but for you to finally admit it shows your humility.
4.You signed an executive order telling us masks were mandatory on all federal properties. Well, the reason for you not wearing yours at the Lincoln Memorial four hours after signing, we are told, was you were celebrating you inauguration. Okay, I'll run with that.
5.Somehow, someway 25,000 National Guard troops were needed to protect you from insurrection that wasn't. Then 5,000 of these troops were sent to a parking garage to sleep on a floor with one restroom. The next day 100 tested positive for COVID. It all worked out. Mrs. designated First Lady took over two dozen cookies to make them feel better appreciated.
6. Any number of tanks, ours, along with 200 American soldiers invaded Syria. Who says the Pentagon doesn't control the Demcrats?
7. Another executive order: You told ICE to open up the jails and let loose every illegal felon. Cesar Chavez would be so proud. Drug cartels are more than happy. Some of their best employees are back in business.
8. Your signature in one fell swoop eliminated women's athletics by allowing boys to compete on their teams. In addition, guys can now shower in the same facilities as the opposite sex EXCEPT there is no opposite sex anymore. We're all the same. A good aspect of this is guys won't need to hide cameras in womens changing facilities. They can stand in front of the naked persons and take movies legally; close up and personal.
Congrations Joe Biden. For a moderate you're off to a heck of a good start and it only took less than 72 hours.
Seventeed Executive Orders signed but did he know what he was signing? He was heard on a hot mic saying, "what am I signing?" The aide told him to sign it and he did. Whatever.
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/01/joe_biden_signs_whatevers_put_in_front_of_him.html
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