I Want One Of These

 It has a body and face that only a mother could love. You've heard that phrase many times before. I came across a photo of a Tardigrave and said to myself, "Self, you have to have one of these,"

It's absolutely adorable and is certain to be the main focus of conversation the next time you have a big bash.

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/tardigrades-space-travel-survival-humans