Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Rules For Dogs


And while we're on the subject of dogs.


“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”

“If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.”

“Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.”

“Leave me alone – I’m only speaking to dogs today.”

“What I like most about people is their dogs.”

“I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.”

“The more I know men, the better I like dogs.”

“You know what I like about people? Their dogs.”



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