Larry "Horn Dog" King

Gadzooks! This is the biggest story since the presumed king of England gave up a chance of sitting on the throne by marrying Wallis Warfield Simpson, circa 1938. Larry King is getting divorced from his present wife, number seven or maybe even eight, citing irreconcilable differences. I've read three differing sources this morning telling Mr. and Mrs. America that he was caught doing the "dirty" with his wife's sister. C'mon! The guy's 76 years old! If this is true then I want to start taking some of what he is. I present you with another question: Has Larry ever done a segment(s) on pedophile priests?