Special Ed Makes It Easy For John Kasich

The worst candidate in the history of gubernatorial elections is about to lose in a landslide. If you think this post is about Wendy 'Barbie' Davis from Texas then go back and eat your cereal because it isn't going to happen.

Current Ohio governor, John Kasich, is about to be re-elected without sweat in his eyebrows. Bookies in Vegas won't take bets. It won't be close and the man to blame is the Democrat candidate, Ed FitzGerald. I haven't done one iota of research on Fitz until today but let it be noted he does have a decent resume'. However, an A+ resume doesn't make for an A+ candidate. The Cuyahoga County resident(Cleveland and a few suburbs) was a Mayor, member of City Council, Asst. Cuyahoga prosecutor and, finally, a Special Agent for the FBI. Wowie! That's heady stuff.

Two years ago FitzGerald threw his hat in the ring to run against incumbent, John Kasich. Most folks in the Buckeye State figured it'd be a close election but Kasich has improved the economy and he's a middle of the roader when it comes to politics. In other words, he irritates Lefties and Righties both.

The first problem for this Dem is he selected Eric Kearney as his running mate. Bad move, Ed. There's a process in politics called vetting. Quite simply it's an act of performing background checks  before offering jobs. In typical Democrat fashion Kearney first accepted the job then dropped out because of a controversy over back taxes owed by he and his wife.

ED FITZGERALDS ULTIMATE DOWNFALL: On August 14, 2014 in Lakewood, Ohio(suburb located next to Fitz's hometown) police found FitzGerald in a car with a female member of an Irish trade commission in a parking lot. Since the woman wasn't his current wife and it was 4:30 am more than a couple of questions were raised. I asked my wife if she would mind if I was, innocently mind you, in a car with another woman at that time of the morning and she responded with, "Would you mind if I scheduled an appointment for your personal castration"?

FitzGerald's excuses(s). 1) We got lost when I was taking her back to her hotel and we stopped to figure things out. 2) "These accusations are baseless and disgusting". Funny how when under pressure the lies don't sound so plausible do they? Especially when Fitzgerald knows every street and business, grocery store and, yes, even the parking lots in Lakewood, Ohio.

Don't stop reading. The story gets better or, if you're a Democrat as bad as it can get. When the police asked for a driver's license FitzGerald didn't have one. The candidate for governor from the great State of Ohio hadn't had one for ten years and had been doing county business for 21 months during that period of time. Politicians say strange things. Eddie had an excuse for this lapse. "I have a driver's license. I just didn't renew it. That's like John Kerry saying on funding the Iraq War, "I was for it before I was against it".

I saw a FitzGerald bumper sticker on a Cadillac Seville this morning. I laughed. These people donated money to a lost cause. It serves them right.