Tuesday, October 14, 2014

You Might Be Rich

You might be rich if your net worth is $3,650.00. That puts you in the top 50% of all humans in the world for having money. Don't you feel better about being alive?

Enterovirus 68 is sweeping the nation. It is a respiratory disease attacking young children. It is most prominent in Central American youth.

Men should not be hired as motel house keepers. They do not have to ability to put on fitted sheets.

Statisticians in Great Britain recently completed a study as to who is the happiest, conservatives or liberals. Need you ask the results.

The Obama administration will not enact an order keeping people from Ebola stricken nations out of this country. It would destroy his open border plans for amnesty.

When someone says, "And you take it to the bank" walk away quickly. It's the same as "I'd bet my life on it". It's their problem not yours.

My wife was in shock today when I told her we needed to cut back on our frivolous spending. I was shocked when I said it.

Gluten free is a waste of money. When it comes to caloric intake eating 1500 calories of ice cream is the same as 1500 calories of hay. Remember this: My good friend always said, "Eat it today, wear it tomorrow". He's correct.

If you follow Major League Baseball an eye opening stat has been revealed. The eight starters for the Kansas City Royals make less money combined than does first baseman Albert Pujols of the Los Angeles Angels.








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