Monday, September 14, 2015

Iowa Falls To # 2 In The Polls

No, silly goslings, Iowa wasn't #1 in the football polls nor any other sports poll. But, was it 2013 or 2014, they were the number one party college in the nation as stated by Playboy.

The Hawks are number 2 followed by Florida State. Tulane and the Univ. of Illinois. I wonder what happened to the University of Wisconsin. They fell all the way to #7

The new party monster is Ohio University located in the southeastern Ohio community of Athens. It has a beautiful setting in the Appalachian foothills but other than that there isn't a heck of a lot to do but drink and tip over Guernsey cows.

Ohio U. is most notorious for its Halloween fires and vandalism. Kids from other Ohio high schools, mostly, come in droves to get drunk, stupid then arrested to celebrate this annual event.

I was trying to recall what we men folk did at Coe College in the Sixties to leave our mark. I think it had something to do with every 'manboy' begin drinking at noon on Wednesday(no classes on that day-it was supposedly for studying). As soon as the sun went down we all dressed in a belt and cowboy shoes holding swords made out of cardboard and swarmed the Commons screaming incoherent shrieks and waling.

Of course, the sorority girls housed in one building cheered wildly. Ah, those were the good ol' days.

Nobody was torched, no buildings went up in flames and the ladies had a good view of who they considered dateable material.

Top 10 Party schools

  1. Ohio University
  2. University of Iowa
  3. Florida State University
  4. Tulane University
  5. University of Illinois
  1. University of Texas
  2. Syracuse University
  3. University of Wisconsin
  4. University of Mississippi
  5. University of Michigan

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