#WhyIVoteRepublican

Did you know the Republicans have leaders referred to by the lovely Michelle Malkin as 'Crap Weasels'? I' referring to Boehner, McConnell and the tools who support them.

There's a guy out there in hashtag land who has come up with sarcastic tags for these losers by the name of Thomas H Crown.

 

So Mitch McConnell can be Majority Leader and help the Democrats to victory.

So John Boehner can fund President Obama's usurpation of power.

So Planned Parenthood can continue using tax dollars to butcher the unborn and sell their parts for profit.

So Fortune 100 Companies can be shielded from the free market.

So yet another Clinton or Bush or whatever can be President.

So Supreme Court rulings that clearly exceed any possible basis in the Constitution can be quietly accepted.

So that we continue to turn perfectly useful corn into energy-inefficient and starvation-causing ethanol.

So the regulatory state will continue to grow without even pausing.

So Christians can be forced to materially cooperate with evil as long as Wal-Mart is happy.

So my children can be forced to learn how all the heroes of the twentieth century were Democrats.

So every bank about the community bank size is too big to fail.

So every major investment firm is protected from any downside risk to gambling with shareholder money.

So that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac may live forever.

So that Iran will be in a position to destroy Israel utterly within a handful of years.

So that China will have de facto hegemonic control over East Asia. Or a war. Whatever.
 So that our immigration laws are merely code for "whatever the Chamber of Commerce wants."

So conservative Republicans can be called racists basically whenever.

So that John McCain will be a Senator until 2136.

So that one million children, give or take, will be aborted per year, and I'll learn about it in fundraising letters.