See Hillary hobble. Hobble, hobble, hobble on two crutches from her broken toe; the toe that required her to summon a toe truck. The Queen of Nothing was on her way to pick up a huge award for her work supporting women's equality. It was so prestigious the presenters were a cavalcade of humanitarian stardom; Gloria Steinem, Ashley Judd and the patriot star, Jane Fonda.
A miracle was performed on Hilly Mae somewhere between her hotel and the confab because in the accompanying photo the former failed for candidate for president(twice) walked onstage without the aid of her supporting staffs. I wouldn't have recognized her without the drink in hand.
Put that in you hand and smoke it, Lazarus. You've been one upped.
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