So Sue Me

I read a story from The American Thinker this morning, forwarded to me by the Council Bluffs Cowboy, detailing the lack of humor among liberals. It seems a radio sportscaster told an on air joke with an ethnic bent. Three sponsors immediately dropped their sponsorship and the broadcaster was suspended without pay. Listener complaints also ruled the outrage.

Do you know why Jerry Seinfeld doesn't do college shows anymore? It's because college kids boo his material for being outrageously unfeeling toward other peoples feelings.

Why not get back at these libbies, I say. Let's find out if they can handle it.

Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? A: Change. Q: How do you confuse a Liberal? A: You don't. They're born that way. Q: Why is it good to have a Liberal passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted. A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!" Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner. Q: What do you call a Liberal with an IQ of 130? A: A foursome Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree? A: Wave to him. Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals? A: A whine cellar. Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging. Q: What is the Liberal doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs. Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican. Q: What the difference between a Liberal and the rear end of a horse? A: I don't know either. Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat? A: Some people actually like sewer rats. Q: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark. Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.? A: Its the only city that is easy enough for them to spell. Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A Liberal parade. Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberals ear? A: Data transfer. Q: Why don't they let Liberals swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a Liberal. Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure? A: The sack. Q: What's the definition of a Liberal running for Congress for the first time? A: A mouse trying to become a rat. Q: What's the difference between God and a Liberal? A: God knows He's not a Liberal. 


So, sue me. Place me on indefinite suspension with no pay. Tell my wife and children about my immaturity. Or laugh.