Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Say Hello To The Weirdos

 


Are you ready? Buckle up. It's about to begin. The Council Bluffs Cowboy and I being 155 years of age combined are in a way looking forward to the catastrophe. It'll be a combination of The Keystone Kops, W.C. Fields and Laurel and Hardy.

Let me ask you this. How would you feel, even liberals, if, on day one, The Anointed One put in place a national mask mandate? Word has slipped out via his advisers, that all people traveling on all interstate highways must wear masks, in their vehicles, while driving in and across state lines. This means it would become a federal offense to ignore the 'law'. Would you obey? Would you copy down the license plate of an offender and turn them into the federal authorities? Would you be a first class dickhead?

If indeed this law was placed in action the first thing I would do is violate it. Here's how it works. The Queen says, "Where are you going?" I say, "I'm getting in the car and driving I-70 from the west end of Columbus to the east end then turn around and it again and again and again until a highway patrolma or another yahoo makes a citizens arrest. It'd be fun.

Get ready for this one. It's going to be shoved down our collective throats: A pair of top incoming White House environmental aides has blamed “systemic racism” as a driver of climate change in an attempt to justify a government-led economic overhaul.

President-elect Joe Biden’s amnesty plan will reportedly provide the glittering prize of U.S. citizenship to everyone who can show they were in the United States illegally on January 1, if Congress passes the wage-cutting, nation-changing legislation amid a deep economic recession.“To qualify, immigrants must have been in the United States as of Jan. 1. Dems always tell us there are 11 million of these squatters. Truth be told it's more like 22 million and that's a minimum.

One Day 1 forget about burning cities, orAntifa/BLM issues. Don't concern yourself with world issues? But, we do want you to put on that mask. After all it's worked so well already.


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