Columbus Day

Already I've been deluged with anti-Columbus info on the net. Forget the Antifa crowd(Is Antifa capitalized? It shouldn't be). Of course there will be mass demonstrations against the man who opened up the West Indies to civilization. Besides, you can't really blame Columbus. He thought he was sailing to the Orient by sailing west instead of east.

I get a kick out of these people who hate the early Europeans. Just think. If these guys had never come to the western hemisphere Native Americans aka Indians aka Injun's would still be in the Stone Age shooting arrows and foraging for buffalo on the plains.


There will be teachers all across the land preparing their lovable little students regarding the evils of Christopher Columbus. I'm certain they will encourage protests and the defacing of Columbus statues from sea to shining sea. Then, on Tuesday, the day after they've all been offered and taken a free vacation day, theyll have the kids report on the damage they did.

America! What a country.