Sexual Assault On Cows

According to a report by Campus Reform, a staff member of the women’s studies department at The College at Brockport, State University of New York argued in a recently published academic journal article that the production of milk on farms is akin to “rape” and “sexual assault.

The research article’s author, Mackenzie April, is in charge of social media for the women’s studies department at the college.

I'm placing a bed that Ms. April is a frustrated virgin.

Say 'hi' to Mackenzie April, known millennial snowflake.