Thursday, October 31, 2019

Katie Hill Pulled A Hillary

The newly resigned California congressman, Katie Hill, pulled all kinds of excuses out of the hat to explain why she was forced out of office.

First, she blamed, without naming him, Brett Kavanaugh. She blamed Donald Trump for his misbehavior. She blamed any number of congressmen for past sexual transgressions.

In that one regard she's probably correct. Millions of dollars have been paid out to the sexually abused by those in power.

The problem with Katie is she allowed herself to be photographed naked, boobs and all. She let a tattoo of the Nazi high command emblazoned on her tummy be visible. Ms. Katie was holding a bong while being photographed. The French kissing with a young female aide didn't go over well, either.

In this day and age of instant news Ms. Hill was a victim of her own undoing. She should stop playing the Hillary card and go home to California.

It didn't help her that not one California constituent came to her aid. After all it is an election year.

Next Stop--------Bacon



The Chinese are using hogs to test safety belts in cars. What's the problem? We're you expecting they would be using children with Downs Syndrome? When the Ruskies sent a monkey into space I didn't hear PETA crying and wailing. It looks to me like Porky is strapped in solid and secure so all is well that ends well.

We're #1 At #2

The country of Nigeria has 190 million people. Of these 47 million practice open defecation. Just thought you'd like to know.

Damn!

Deranged People

Let's say you were a die-hard fan of the Washington National baseball team and they had just won the World Series. What would be your reaction if you were being interviewed on television.

One D.C. fan illustrated nicely their stupidity with the following:

Asked for comment after the Nats’ win, some idiot said DC needed this because “we got some asshole in the fuckin’ white house.”
This went out live, nationally. Maybe it was the beer.
You can see the video by going to iOwntheworld.com

Trick 'N Treating: It's An Experience

I think today is October 31 but for me it could be July 31. I don't pay attention to dates much anymore. All I know is I got out of bed this morning(at 10 am. What's up with that?) and I was breathing.

If today is indeed Trick 'n Treat day in Dublin, Ohio it ain't going to be good for the kiddies or mom's and dad's who have to squire the little urchins around. We're having a 24 hour downpour.

In days gone by I used to enjoy this day. I'd visit one of those shops that are around for two months selling goblin masks and all that jazz. I'd buy on of those masks that fits over my head and sit on the front porch waiting for the kids to come by then drop candy in their bags. It was as enjoyable for me as it was, I think, for them.

The Columbus area and surrounding burbs do it right. One night and one night only for all the communities to beg.

When we lived in Davenport, Iowa aka The Quad-Cities,(Moline, Rock Island, Bettendorf) had different nights for candy taking. I think the parents were using their kids as pawns to get the grimy chocolate. I'd always ask the kids(little ones don't know how to lie like their parents) where they lived. I'd always get an answer like, "I live in Rock Island". It was amazing how a six year old can ford the Mississippi River from Illinois into Davenport and find my place six miles north of the river but they did.

We're lucky living where we do in Murifield Village in Dublin. Our condo is sequestered way far away for civilization and since we're the youngest residents at 73 in the area the chances of us having candy grabbing visitors is less than nil.

Even so, I'm not taking any chances. From 5 pm till midnight, I'll shut off the lights, close the curtains and hide.

Happy Halloween

D.C. Truly Is A Cesspool

In 1989 Alcee Hastings(D-Fla) was removed from office for bribery, one of the causes enumerated in the Constitution’s Impeachment Clause (Article  from congresss for:Article II, Section 4): “The President, Vice President and all Civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.”.

Well, the good congressman was re-elected and now is making the rules for the impeachment of Donald J. Trump.

What a cesspool this D.C. is for all of us.

Alcee Hastings (Win McNamee / Getty)

Thought For The Day

If the government says you do not need a gun then you need a gun.

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

You've Been Warned

Work Place Violence? Yeah, Right.

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If Donald J. Trump had been president this guy would have seen the firing squad already.

Things I Wonder About

Once in awhile I'll go to a website called 'News of the Weird'. Sometimes I'll be surprised and then I think, "Yeah, I guess it's possible"

Today I was reading the UK Daily Mail and came across this tidbit.

Tanzilya Bisembeyeva, who lived in Russia, has died at 123 years old

A woman held by Russia to be the oldest in the world at 123 has passed away, it was announced today.
Tanzilya Bisembeyeva, born two months before the coronation of tragic last Tsar Nicholas II, had lived during three centuries, it is claimed.
The woman credited her long life with drinking fermented milk. 
My question is why do the world's eldest folks seemingly always live in Russia or Japan. With the former one would think their thoughts would be, "Please God let me die. Russia is horrid"
In Japan fish is a main staple. That might have an impact on longevity. That and they weigh around 115 lbs. fully dressed.
Have you ever noticed that freak births are most likely to be found in India. Why is that? A month ago I read about a baby born with four arms and four legs. Don't they pray to one of those gods? Is it Vishnu? That might explain it.
The news told a story about a 40 something old woman from Botswana. She recently given birth to her 44th baby. Earth to this woman. Keep your legs closed. Africa leads the world, I think, in women giving birth to many, many children. 
That's it. 

The Best Part Of Oktober Fest

"Bernie, Not A Good Move"

Socialist Bernie Sanders Campaigns in Front of Empty Pantry Shelves

Bernie along with communist support, Rep. Rashida Tlaib, campaigned at the Brightmore Food Pantry in Detroit yesterday. Talk about looking dead, Bernie looks like he needs to be propped up. I wonder if the king of the socialists realized he was touting the benefits of socialism while standing in front of empty food shelves. Somebody on his staff is about to get fired.

A Message To Young People From Democrats

"Your past is terrible, and your future is terrible.


As regards your future, your very existence is in jeopardy. You may well die at a young age unless society completely shifts from fossil fuels to wind and solar power. In fact, your future is so bleak you should probably not consider getting married and having children."
Dennis Praeger

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

It Only Takes One Activist Judge To Thwart The Will Of The People


Montgomery, Ala.—A federal judge on Tuesday blocked Alabama's near-total abortion ban from taking effect next month, saying the law, part of wave of abortion restrictions by conservative states, is clearly unconstitutional. U.S. District Judge Myron Thompson issued an expected preliminary injunction blocking Alabama from enforcing the law that would make performing an abortion a felony in almost all cases.
Associated Press

This Is A Reason To Buy An Aston Martin?



How laughable is this? Very I'd say.

"Oh Crap"!

This Is Diversity In Action

A record 67.3 million U.S. residents speak a foreign language at home, the latest sign of the growing influence of immigrants on American culture.
Census Bureau data shows that homes that do not speak English first grew seven times faster than those that do.
Washington Examiner

At Long Last The Catholic Church Makes A Stand

Former Vice President Joe Biden was denied communion at a Catholic Church in South Carolina Sunday because of his staunch position in favor of abortion.

Biden, who earlier this year reversed course on his long held stance in favor of the Hyde Amendment, was attending a worship service at Saint Anthony Catholic Church in Florence, South Carolina, when he attempted to receive the sacrament. The former vice president, however, was rebuffed by the church’s pastor, Father Robert E. Morey, because of his support for abortion.
Breitbart

Monday, October 28, 2019

He Sniffed Out Al-Baghdadi

Trump Releases Photo of Hero Dog Who Chased al-Baghdadi

Gosh, I love dogs. Can you imagine a cat ferreting out a terrorist? The easy answer is no. The government would not release the name or hometown of the pooch; afraid it might be recognized and subject to harassment or threats to its life.

Pet your dog tonight and thank God he created them.

Bumbling Beto

Boo! — The Patriot Post

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Is It Any Wonder Trump Was Booed At The World Series

DJ Trump went to a World Series game last night and was soundly booed. Chants of "Lock him up" reverberated throughout the stadium. Is it a big deal? No.

Guess who attended the game? They were residents of DC and surrounding Virginia and Maryland states with federal employees. Had Trump gone to the game in Texas-----------Well, we all know what kind of reception we would have received.

The Perfect Toss

The Art Of Riding A Bicycle

The kids of the 50's and 60's were very lucky in that our bicycles were just that-------bikes. They didn't have all the bells and whistles necessary to make a bike a $400 animal. We kids tooled around town with baseball cards(valuable ones we later found out) in our spokes to make a really cool sound.

I rode a Schwinn until 1975 when I was 29 years old. It went into the garage in Davenport, Iowa, Westerville, Ohio and now Dublin, Ohio. It's had a nice spot on the garage wall for all these years.

In 2004 the wife came up with a great idea(according to her). "Why don't I get a bicycle and we can ride together?" "Yeah sure", I said, "It'll be fun'. So we hung her new bike in the garage and there it's been------------until today.

The Queen plays bridge on Monday mornings and since I'm making a road trip next week a visit to AAA was a necessity. I hadn't ridden a bicycle for 48 years but being adventuring man I dumped it in the back of the Suburu and drove the 3.5 miles to the service station. I was hoping they'd get me in the shop right away but after a half hour of nothing I made the big decision. Tah dah! I'll ride the bike home. I mean, how difficult can it be?

I wasn't certain how to get on so I recalled the way the Lone Ranger mounted Silver. So far so good.

The first mile went well. On mile two I noticed two glaring problems. The bicycle seat was at it's lowest placement so when I pedaled my knees came up to my chin. Secondly, and most serious, the seat itself was small. I mean really small. The best seat I ever sat on was at the Rickenbacker air base restroom in Columbus. It was shaped like a saddle. I could have sat on it for hours. Her Majesty's seat felt like I was sitting on a sewing pin.

My worst situation was at mile 2.4. There was a serve upgrade on the bike path, somewhere around 0.0002. I was fagged and must have looked it. A kind lady stopped and asked if I needed help. In between gasps I said, "I feel like a teenager". She laughed as she drove off. When she was out of site this mornings breakfast welled up into my throat.

Nearing home I took a short cut across the field to our condo and crawled in the front door onto the couch.

I'm not all that concerned about having to ride back to get the car. Since I was a kid someone has come up with this new idea. It's called Uber.

Getting Al-Baghdadi

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WaPo Glorifies Dead ISIS Leadeer

If anyone doubts the Washington Post doesn't hate the U.S. I snagged a tidbit from one of their writers regarding the death of a thug, murdering leader.

“Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, austere religious scholar at helm of Islamic State, dies at 48,” read the initial published headline from one of America’s leading newspapers.

The Federalist

So, the austere religious scholar who oversaw massive beheadings, burned people alive and threw suspected gays off buildings is a religious scholar. Folks, the media in this country is the enemy

What About Separation Of Church And State

The Dearborn Michigan Public Schools website states it matter-of-factly: "Dearborn Public Schools ensures all meats served in our schools are certified Halal."

The American Thinker

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Bat Crazy Bernie Is Disgusting.

Democratic political candidate Bernie Sanders was the source of controversy during his appearance at the Second Step Presidential Justice Forum on Saturday.
The forum was held at the historically black college Benedict College. While fielding questions from the audience, a black student asked Sanders: "If I'm your son, what advice would you give me next time I'm pulled over by a police officer?"
Sanders responded by telling the student to try to identify the police officer "in a polite way" and comply with the officer's request "so that you don't get shot in the back of the head."
Complex.com

Good Sunday Morning

Saturday, October 26, 2019

For Longer Life Eat More Red Meat

High cholesterol, particularly LDL cholesterol, has been demonized for allegedly bringing on heart attack deaths.  But an intriguing analysis of data published at Medium.com seems to show that total mortality risk is decreased by high cholesterol levels, even LDL cholesterol. 

I like this post a lot. There's nothing quite like a big, juicy medium rare greasy burger.

Kiss The Equal Rights Amendment Good-Bye

An NCAA runner who was born a male, has just been named female athlete of the week by a college athletic conference.

June Eastwood, a biologically male athlete and runner at the University of Montana, was named cross-country female athlete of the week by the Big Sky Conference.
“June Eastwood finished second in a field of 204 runners at the Santa Clara Bronco Invitational at Baylands Park in Sunnyvale, Calif.,” the conference said in an official statement.
Breitbart

Friday, October 25, 2019

It Didn't Make It




"Hey, It's Your Money"

The Queen and I were at the dinner table three nights ago and got into a brief discussion of Bernie and Warren's Medicare for All plan. You know the one I mean. Yeah, the one that costs $3.2 trillion per year. A trillion is a great deal of cash but too much for most of us to fathom.

It was at this point the light bulb went off and I wondered how much the government, you and I,
 have spent on the boondoggle called the War on Poverty. So, being the good researcher that I am I went to sources more credible than Wikipedia.

The War on Poverty was begun under Nixon in 1971. In the last 48 years we average $51 billion spent to fight the sickness that will never be won.

Then I multiplied the 48 years by the $51 billion and came up with a number around $2 trillion 448 billion give or take a few dollars.

Okay, back to Medicare for All. How in the name of Beelzebub can we raise $3.2 trillion per year when the failed War on Drugs has taken us down the poop hole?

What do these Democrats expect? Do they want me to walk around sans shoes, socks and underwear?

Whoever Thought We'd Be Witnesses To These

In the age of leftism

Christopher Columbus is a warmonger.
NBA players are profiteers of a communist regime.
Democratic 2020 candidates propose elimination of mandatory HIV disclosures.
Canada elects a substitute drama teacher for prime minister. 
Third-trimester abortions of fully formed babies are legal.

Calling someone an "illegal alien" (a legal term), carries a fine of up to $250,000. 
There are 72 genders. 
Climate change will kill us in 12 years unless we kill our transportation and cows and turn to cannibalism. 
A violent, anarchist group that beats up people is called "anti-fascist" or Antifa." 
Up to 100,000 illegals cross the border monthly, bringing with them MS-13 thugs and narcotics.  Democrats call it a "manufactured crisis."
Israel is an apartheid state.
Benjamin Netanyahu is Hitler.
The Holocaust has two equally credible debate positions: 1) it happened 2) it didn't happen.
Teachers are required to present LGBT content to junior high school kids. 
Women march with vaginas on their heads. 
Illegal aliens can obtain driver's licenses.
A child with Asperger's lectures U.N. adults on climate fluctuations as a man-made phenomenon. 
The P.M. of Canada invents a new word: "peoplekind."
Al Gore, the man who predicted there will be no icebergs by 2013 in a video, is awarded a Nobel Peace Prize. 
Democrats perpetuate world's greatest lie: the president of their country is a "Russian spy."
Democrats attempt to remove a president because he is looking into corruption. 
Socialism, a failed and murderous ideology, is at the forefront of American politics.  
Bartenders are elected to government posts and demand abolition of all prisons to end an "American apartheid."
A sharia law Islamist who married her brother to circumvent American laws is now an American congresswoman.
The House fails to pass a resolution against anti-Semitism by its own members.  Because those members are Muslim.
Liberal American Jews write proclamations against a president who is raising Jewish grandchildren and recognizes Jerusalem as the eternal capital of the Jews. 
Islam, an ideology of jihad, is called a "religion of peace."
A congresswoman publicly calls her president "m-----------."  Then sells T-shirts to the public with the same.
Actors advocate punching faces, beheading presidents, and burning the White House to the ground.
And there are many more examples

Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/10/in_the_age_of_leftism.html#ixzz63NuPvAnl




Thursday, October 24, 2019

Who Said Educators Were Smart?

Since I happened to be a high school classroom instructor for twenty years I feel I have a modicum of common sense when it comes to what to do and what to not do when it comes to kids.

In my years as a teacher/coach I was privy to a variety of ridiculous actions; teachers buying alcohol for students, teachers having sex with students, teachers who put themselves and their reputations on the line for saying absolutely ridiculous things. Sad to say I said dumb things in my illustrious career.

However, one thing I learned was to not cross parents. Evidently, administrators and teachers at Van Buren Middle School in Dayton, Ohio are in need of further lessons in common sense.

The school held a 'Coming Out Day' last week. You know what I mean, right? Kids were encourage to 'come out' as LGBT.

The trouble is this school sponsored event decided to take the bull by the proverbial horns without telling the parents of the students.

Whoooo boy!

Got To Have Those Votes

Every year, about 2,000 Americans are killed by illegal aliens according to an analysis by Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL). Of the roughly 150,000 federal inmates in Bureau of Prisons custody, more than 40,000 are illegal aliens indicating that more than 25 percent of the federal prison population came to the U.S. illegally. Only about 10 percent of the incarcerated population is in federal custody with the remaining 90 percent in state and local custody.

Breitbart

Further Proof: California Is Insane

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In the latest twist in the saga of a California veterans hospital and World War II-style glamour girls, officials now want to approve the group outfits before allowing them to visit patients.
Pin Ups for Vets received an email from the San Diego Veterans Hospital on Monday banning the calendar and telling them the outfits of their volunteers must be scrutinized in advance. Additionally, the costumed volunteers will not be allowed to hand out their signature calendar.
Administration officials feel the outfits might cause catcalling which would be deemed offensive.
Washington Examiner

When Is A Lie Not A Lie

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg went before a congressional committee yesterday. He was being grilled on whether or not his publication knowingly places lies in its ads.

"Nobody is above the law", stated Rashida Talib, known pro-Islamist. I find this hilarious.

The general public cannot tell a lie when member of congress do it 24/7 without fear of retribution.

Recall the old story: How can you tell when a politician is lying? Answer: They're lips are moving.

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Somebody Lost A Friend

Must Have Been Alcohol



DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - Des Moines police have caught a man, Daniel Igel, who says he wanted to steal home plate at the city's minor league baseball park.

The police said Igel was homeless. Maybe he thought that stealing home plate was the same as having a home.

Over Time We Get Over It

We've all suffered disappointments in life. My first in memory came about when I was ten(I don't want to write about the time a Boone policeman shot my cocker spaniel because he thought it was a dangerous German Shepherd. At least that's what he told my dad).

When I was a kid I was an avid baseball loving urchin. I carried my glove wherever I went on my bike.
What I didn't have was my very own baseball bat. One summer day I was walking past the Coast To Coast store and saw a beauty in the window. It was an Alvin Dark model. The lower part was tan and the upper three quarters a beautiful black. The only problem for me was it cost $5, a kings ransom in 1956. Somehow in a couple of weeks I scrounged up the money. I'm sure my Grandma helped out.

Quick like a road runner I rode to the store and purchased my new weapon; the one that would make me the best hitter in all of town. No, the best slugger in the entire world.

The next day my Little League team, the Knights of Columbus Giants played the West Boone Dodgers. I batted third in the line-up. I recall being in the on deck circle taking my practice cuts. Then it was time for me to step to the place. On the first pitch I swung and heard that awful sound---crack! It was a hit. I looked at my bat and there it was, broken. Devastation set in.

As I look back and work my way up to today there are always disappointments; once a week if not more.

The Queen and I received a text last evening from our Minnesota lake neighbor. As is the case in the upper part of that state storms are frequent. One hit yesterday and a 70' pine toppled on our dock. I'm used to this nonsense. The only difference between the bat and the dock is it'll cost more than $5 to repair the dock.

I'll get over the cost. Besides, we have two more pines in the yard.

Asteroid Alert

I'm not sure what kind of newspaper the UK Express is but they published an article yesterday that would scare the peewadun and out millions of people, especially atheists.

According to them an asteroid the size of the World Trade Center 'might' crash into earth at 26,000 per hour on December 20 of this year.

I'd read somewhat the same type of story a week ago citing a Swedish astronomers same admonition of "People had better leave the planet soon". I didn't want to include his name because he had umlauts above an o in his name and my computer doesn't allow me to do this feature. Regardless, I didn't pay a great deal of attention because where would I go?

There's only one thing left for me and my family to do in case this catastrophe does happen. As they told us in the 50's in the event of an atom bomb attack hide underneath your school desk. That's my plan and I'm sticking to it.

A Sad Story Indeed

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DALLAS, Texas, October 21, 2019 (LifeSiteNews) – A jury in Dallas, Texas has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender “transition.” This means James’ mother, Dr. Anne Georgulas, will be able to continue “transitioning” him into “Luna,” and now has full authority to start him on puberty blockers and eventually cross-sex hormones.
The jury’s decision likely means that Mr. Younger will be required to “affirm” James as a girl, despite his religious and moral objections, and will also be forced to take a class on transgenderism.

There is a video of the boy testifying. His mother, some type of doctor, has to be a nut job.

A video of James Younger when he was only 3 years old surfaced revealing that his mother put dresses on him and painted his fingernails when the child was just an infant!
When asked if he was a boy or a girl, James, then only 3 years old answered, “girl.”
He said his mom told him he’s a girl.
This is heartbreaking.

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

The Way Ir Is Today

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Al Goodwyn cartoons

Genuine American Heroes

The Ultimate Ego Trip

The Babylon Bee's Handy Guide On What You Should Wear To Church

Thanks to the Council Bluffs Cowboy for this very important information.

Baptist—When you hit the local Baptist church, dust off your best polo shirt and slacks, like Jesus wore. Women should be sure to wear long enough skirts, lest they should cause a brother to stumble by flashing too much ankle.
Calvary Chapel—God is worthy of our Sunday best, so make sure you pick out your finest sandals, shorts, and Hawaiian print shirt when you show your face at one of your city’s fifty-eight Calvary Chapel churches. The hardcore believers will be touting a copy of Left Behind or The Late Great Planet Earth tucked beneath their arm.
Presbyterian & Reformed—The key word here is classy. Sport a three-piece suit, top hat, and a monocle. Pair with glass of scotch or craft beer and a Romeo y Julieta brand cigar to really blend in.
Non-Denominational Megachurch—Whatever you woke up in. If it’s good enough to party in late Saturday night and crash on your couch in, it’s good enough for God. If you overdress by wearing a shirt that doesn’t show some skin or a low-key, modest outfit, you’ll stick out like a sore thumb!
Pentecostal—Go with something loose and flowing—anything good for waving your arms around in or flopping around like Magikarp. Secret pockets and compartments you can use to stow a tambourine or dancing ribbon are useful.
Catholic—You’d best wear your spiffiest Sunday outfit or your Grandma will pinch you, and it will hurt like the dickens. If your Grandma isn’t there, don’t worry, someone else’s Grandma will assume her pinching duties.
Methodist—Mainline Methodists should wear a tie-dye T-shirt with a left-leaning political statement like LOVE IS LOVE or PRIDE. If you’re one of the few Methodists still left in orthodoxy, a WESLEY IS MY HOMEBOY shirt oughtta do it.
Lutheran—16th-century German monastic robes are ideal. If you are having trouble locating those, you can go with a Baptist-esque business casual outfit as a fallback. But really, you’re gonna want to try to find the robes if you don’t want to look like a loser.
Episcopalian—Wear anything you want; no one will be there to see you anyway.
Eastern Orthodox—Your outfit doesn’t matter so much as the fact that you’ve got a long, flowing beard. Women are not exempt from this requirement.

MJ Is In A Rut

Maybe it's that time of year but My body is constantly tired. I have been told light deprivation has a huge impact on my daily performance. The weather has been excellent but it seems there's too little light to appreciate it.

Possibly if I got out of bed before 8:30 it would be a difference maker. I have a routine after the teeth brushing and pill taking. Two cups of coffee are mandatory while I check the overnight emails. After this I take Junior for his morning walk. Some days he does the deed. On others he doesn't. Who am I to determine how his bowels work?

When back home I finish looking at the other web sites. In the case of this morning I'm blogging. Today's is a Seinfeld blog, one about nothing.

In an hour I'll take The Queen to her job at the knit shop. She doesn't get paid in cash but in yarn. I guess, for her, it's a fair trade.

The Safari driving range is five minutes from my condo. I might hit balls for an hour. I always have my radio head set on tuned to the Rush Limbaugh Show. It helps pass the time.

My afternoons are filled with Hallmark movies. The Lifetime Channel has begun showing their version of Hallmark movies with Christmas ones. They're sort of hokey because they involve fantasies that could never happen. As an example, I watched one yesterday about a women who was rude toward others in her job. An elf gave her a broach to wear. It allowed her to hear what others were thinking about her. Granted, it was silly but she was really good looking so I watched and wasted two hours. Sometimes I'll tape these bits of fluff then the next day forward to the last fifteen minutes to see the ending which is silly because we all know what happens.

I tape Law & Order but only watch the first thirty minutes to see how the detectives arrest the 'perp'. I find the lawyer part rather boring.

At five pm I watch The Five on Fox. I've even gotten Her Majesty interested in it. Yeah, it's more entertainment than anything. It's why I watch the Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters shows on Saturday. They're funny in the age of political woe is me shows. Can you say MSNBC.

Don't fret. I still have two significant parts of my day left. The Queen is the best cook ever; has been for nearly fifty years. She makes comfort food for our evening meal. Last night she made a taco casserole. It was to die for. The big thrill of the day hasn't arrived---------yet. At 9 pm I go to bed to either read or watch a TV show on my smart phone. It is exhilarating to lie in bed and let my weary legs recover from the days activities of doing practically nothing.

All men should be as lucky as I.

Good Ones













He's Got My Vote

”When asked if Ocasio-Cortez would work in his administration, Bernie Sanders said, “Yes, she would.”

Breitbart Clips

Sunday, October 20, 2019

The Guy I Want To Take With Me When I Go Into A Bar

From The Dude Who Become King The Day I Do

Prince Of Wales & Duchess Of Cornwall Host Reception To Mark The 21st Anniversary Of Duchy Originals Products

“I just pray that climate change and all the horrors we are facing now if we don’t do something about it, won’t completely destroy all this effort"

Prince Chuckie

Quote Of The Day

"We must have the governament control things so we can be free"

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

Friday, October 18, 2019

Remember When

Do you remember when JFK wanted to send a limited force of 1,500 troops to South Viet Nam to keep the peace?

Must Be Saudi Arabia

The Mexican Takeover Of California Is Completed

California lawmakers continued the state’s expansion of rights and protections this year for immigrants who enter the country illegally, with laws signed by Gov. Gavin Newsom allowing them to serve on government boards and commissions and banning arrests for immigration violations in courthouses across the state.
KTLA 5 TV

Quote Of The Day

“You’ve got millionaires arguing with millionaires over who hates the millionaires the most”

Mike Rowe on the most recent Democrat debate

Former 'Little House On The Prairie' Actress Gives The Straight Scoop

Melissa Francis graduated Harvard with a degree in economics. She did a number of television shows before getting into the news business. At present she is a contributor on Fox News.

Last night she was on the Tucker Carlson Show giving her views on Bernie and probably Lizzie Warren's Medicare for All plan.

Warren is aloof about who is going to pay for it but Francis gave some base numbers. For ten years Americans give the government $42 trillion in taxes. Medicare for all would cost $32 trillion. What Francis wondered, along with every other thinking person is, how would we come up with the cash to pay for every other program needed.

In this vein I gave thought to a campaign song for Trump in the 2020 election. My choice would be, 'Don't Rock The Boat, Don't Tip The Boat Over'. Pretty good, huh?

Obama Endorses A Black Man



Never before in the history of this nation has a president or former president endorsed a foreigner to lead his nation. That streak is now over. Barack Hussein Obama has given his nod to Canadian PM, Justin Trudeau.

Joe Biden must feel like a loser.

Thursday, October 17, 2019

Thought For The Day

How do dogs get away without using toilet paper? I've often wondered about this phenomena.

The Real Collusion

Until the FISA Report is released this is the real collusion.

Kellogg's Is Introducing A New Cereal



If you're into LGBT themed products you might keep your eyes peeled for something new from Kellogg's cereal. It's themed to meet the needs of your, how can I write this, different children who are searching for the proper pronoun.


This Is What A Smart Aleck Looks Like

Rutgers Professor Blames Trump For Being A Fat Slob

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Yes, Brittany Cooper, a college prof at Rutgers Univ. has seen more than her share of chittlin's and gravy. It isn't her fault. She blames her obesity on Donald J. Trump for the stress it causes her to open her pie hole.  And it appears she opens it 24/7.

Did I mention she's a contributor on MSNBC? She should go out for for lousy Rutgers football team. They have a great deal in common. They both suck.

Another Joe And Hunter Scam

Eleven years ago, just after Hunter graduated law school, he was given an executive position with MBNA, a credit card company in Delaware, paying $100,000 a year. Again with no history of banking knowledge.

Shortly afterward, Joe Biden receives over $200, 000 in contributions from MBNA. He then sponsors credit card legislation benefitting MBNA by making bankruptcy laws not apply to the majority of credit card debt.
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The Greatest Ramification Of The Chicago Teacher Strike

A word to the wise. If you're planning on driving to or through Chicago on I-90 or I-94 avoid it like the plague. Thirty thousand teachers and seven thousand support staff are on strike. That isn't the problem. There will be 300,000 urchins roaming the highways and byways. This could create some serious problems.

There will be other ramifications. All high school sporting events will be canceled. I guess the kids will have to find other venues to shoot at each other.

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

My Guess Is It Was Alcohol

Connor Bruce Croll, 19, allegedly threatened to bomb LSU's Tiger Stadium to stop Saturday's game against Florida because his friend was on the verge of losing a large bet

 University of Alabama student is accused of threatening to bomb Louisiana State's Tiger Stadium during the school's Saturday night football game against the University of Florida.
The Tuscaloosa News reports 19-year-old Connor Bruce Croll of Crozet, Virginia, was arrested by officers at the Alabama school and jailed Sunday as a 'fugitive from justice.' 
According to WBRZ Baton Rouge, police located the source of the call following the bomb threat and then brought in Croll for questioning. He then admitted to making the threat to stop the game because 'his friend was on the verge of losing a large bet,' according to the police report. 
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Kalifornia Krazy

The California legislature has passed a bill into law allowing for K-12 students to use medical marijuana in schools with their parents OK.

No comment necessary.

That's One Helluva Suicide

Family of teacher who died from 20 stab wounds sues Philadelphia medical examiner to have suicide ruling changed

The parents of a teacher whose stabbing death was ruled a homicide and then reversed to suicide — with no explanation — filed a civil lawsuit Tuesday against the Philadelphia Medical Examiner’s Office and the pathologist who conducted the autopsy to have the ruling changed to undetermined or back to homicide.

The deceased, Helen Greenberg, was stabbed 20 times with a 10" knife.

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How Not To Win An Election

There was an article in the New York Post today that could take some votes away from Democrats by independents and other Democrats.

Midway between the debates an ad from the Freedom from Religion crowd ran. It was sponsored by one of their leaders, Ron Reagan Jr., an avowed atheist. Reagan stated: "I'm a life long atheist, not afraid to burn in Hell".  Confucius I am not but if one is an atheist and thinks after they meet their demise there is nothing how do they believe they can burn in Hell?


MJ Knows American History

I commend people who can stand in front of cameras and the public to perform in debates. One can only imagine how difficult it is to answer questions off the top of your head. I'd goof a thousand times when presented with this challenge.

What I have noticed is and this deals with politicians, they make things up. They skewer the truth. Instead of saying, "I dunno know" they'll come up with inane bogus statements.

Joe Biden gaffed a number of times last night and I caught one that slid by many of our population. I heard a clip from him on the radio today defending his son. He said, "The first thing George Washington told this country when he became president was to not let foreign nations affect our elections". What? I've read Washington's speech when he took office and, trust me, it isn't in there.

The only item of his on foreign nations was when he left office. He told us not to get involved in entangling alliances. This was aimed at France and a warning to 'butt out' of our affairs. We didn't heed this advice.  His successor, a Democrat by the way, made certain of that. Times are different but it is food for thought.


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Monday, October 14, 2019

Sadly, There Are Givens In Life

Tyler Skaggs was an up and coming super star with the Los Angeles Angels professional baseball team until last summer. After numerous phone calls to his hotel room with no answer during one road trip he was found dead. It was a shocker of a story. Naturally an autopsy needed to be done.

I'm a little skeptical when the results of an autopsy take a couple of months to give the results. Call me a naysayer but right away I told myself, "27 years old and dead". Hmmm. My suspicion was a drug overdose. The media informed us, the general public, he was a great young man with a fiance'. The trouble is I've known a lot of great young men who died. The result is Skaggs did have an overdose and we now know those drugs were provided by a doctor of sorts with the Angels.

When I read the newspaper about tragedies with young people, specifically, those dying in auto accidents the first thing I find out is what time of the day it happened. If it's after midnight my suspicion is DUI. I'm usually correct.

My high school football coach, a great man, was Coach Merle Harris, He once told me that nothing good ever happens after 11 pm. His theory has been proven many times over.

Tidbits About Nothing Special

I happen to live in a direct suburb of Columbus, Ohio. It is now the largest city in Ohio by about 200,000. It's a nice place depending on where you reside. Actually, the town is quite reminiscent of Indianapolis, Indiana if that means anything. Columbus also happens to be the state capitol.

Columbus has two major sports teams. The Columbus Blue Jackets of the NHL and the Columbus Crew soccer team of whatever the hell league these guys play in. We also have a Triple A baseball team associated with the Cleveland Indians. It's called the Columbus Clippers. Oh,there is also another professional team in town. They are called the Ohio State Buckeyes. I'm not really into them.

Anyway, I was thinking a lot of people would get really screwed up in the mind if we changed the name of the City to Indigenous, Ohio. Our sports teams would be the Indigenous Blue Jackets and on and on and on.

Don't laugh. It could happen. I never thought guys with penises would be considered women.

I golfed today. My rule of thumb used to be I wouldn't play if the temperature was below my age. Not anymore. My tee time was at 9:00 and the temp was 48. We waited until 11:00 and it was still 62 but I gutted it out.

I gave our Cairn Terrier a long hard look this morning. My son told us when we got him he might be the kind of dog only a mother could love. According to my son he was, "ugly but cute" I think he's right. His ears are 4" long and end in a point. Those ears could pop a balloon. His body is longer than that of a dachshund, From behind Charlie is bow legged. They are so bowed he could ride a Shetland pony without using a saddle. His tummy is so close to the ground it can squash worms. He snores like a fog horn when he sleeps. And he burps. Gosh does he burp. I'm glad he's not perfect like a designer pooch that would cost a few grand. Charlie is what is commonly referred to as a rescue dog, aka a mutt. I like those kind.

But I'd bet anything there isn't a dog in the world who can cuddle up to me better than my pal.

I've mentioned before how the Queen, for some silly reason, has to watch the NBC Nightly News. I know I'm right on this assumption. Whenever a black person is shot by a policeman the story is front and center. When it's the other way around, a cop is shot and killed by a perp the story is never aired. Why, one would think NBC has an agenda.


It's Why They Call Them Red Men

Violent leftists vandalized the Christopher Columbus statue in San Francisco on Columbus Day.

The leftist Democrats scrawled “Kill all colonizers!” in red paint on the base of the statue. All these clowns succeeded in doing was to perpetuate a stereotype.


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My Apology

I promised myself I'd never put a real ass in this blog. I've changed my mind. My apology to all who might be offended.



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And Bowe Bergdahl Remains Free

Retired Army Master Sgt. Mark Allen has died 10 years after he was shot in the head while searching for deserter Pvt. Bowe Bergdahl in Afghanistan.
Allen died on Saturday at the age of 46, according to funeral information posted online.
He had been unable to walk or speak since he was a sniper shot him in the head in July 2009 while he was looking for Bergdahl, who had walked off his base in Afghanistan.

Similarities Between Socialism And Capitalism

Sunday, October 13, 2019

I Learn New Things Every Day

Jane Fonda, the now octogenarian, was arrested in a climate protest in D.C. this week. She stated Greta Thunberg and convinced her to put it all on the line. And better yet, she told the world she's been a climate change expert for decades and decades. Who knew?

Things Trump Didn't Do

Your Obituary

On Sunday mornings I'll peruse the obits in the Columbus Dispatch. They history books into a persons life. Some are interesting, others educational and, finally, some are boring.

Today I turned the paper to page B9 and saw a photo of a downright beautiful woman. My initial thought was, "what a shame. She's flat out gorgeous, a real hotsy totsy". Then I read her birth and death dates; 1929-2019.  Joann Hinkle attended high school at the Columbus School for Girls in Bexley Ohio. Do you know what that means? Her parents were loaded with cash so right away she had a leg up on the public school kids. Plus, rich girls have to be good looking. That's the way God meant it to be.

Most of the obits with pictures are of Black-Americans. I wonder why that is. Obituaries cost a lot of money. Maybe that's why people who live on the south side of town don't have much in the paper about their lives. Usually it's something like, "He loved the Buckeyes, fishing and hunting and sitting on his front porch watch cars and trucks drive by.

When I was much younger I thought I'd have a long obit but with a photo of how I looked when I passed. I've changed my mind.  I recently found out how much money, per word, obits cost. It's more than the national debt. The wording of my obituary will read: MJ Hawkeye, 1946-20?? Adios.

I heard a story from a guy who was asked how he wanted to die. He said, "I want to die at 110, shot to death while in bed with another man's wife".

4 More Years




  • Most pro-life president we’ve elected 
  • Most pro-Israel and pro-Jewish-American president we’ve ever had
  • Promotes the importance of securing our borders to maintain America as a sovereign country
  • Appointed outstandingly conservative, constitution-respecting judges
  • Cut taxes and smashed regulations to unleash the U.S. economy to improve all Americans’ lives
  • Exposed the liberal media machine, greatly increasing Americans’ understanding of media bias
  • Turned CNN into a punchline
  • Punctured the inevitability and power of political correctness
  • Refused despite tremendous pressure, to gut our Second Amendment rights
  • Improved the lives of minorities while pointing out how the hypocrisy of Democrats destroys them
  • Taken on China, our biggest foreign national security threat, and is restoring the global balance
  • Consistently respected the Constitution
  • Not a socialist

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Because He's A Basketball Coach. That's Why.

Steve Kerr is the head basketball coach for the NBA's Golden State Warriors. He made a comment this week which reminded me of something coming out of the house of Alyssa Milano.

Kerr stated the human rights violations of Communist China were no different than an American owning an AR-15. Steve, stick to basketball and stop making a fool of yourself.

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Thought For The Day

There are 550 billionaires in this country with a combined worth of $2.5 trillion. If the government taxed them 100% they would have enough cash to run the government for 8 months. Could if be that it's how much money people have but how much our elected officials spend?

"Hey Parents, It's Your Money"

This story, though seen regularly in the news, is worthy of reporting. Holly M. Barker is a professor at the Univ. of Washington teaching mushy brained kids.

Ms. Barker(I need to find a picture of her to confirm my suspicions) has published a paper saying SpongeBob SquarePants is a racist figure. No kidding. And she's being paid money by the taxpayers of Washington.

Her contention is SpongeBob's character is located on the Bikini Island Atoll in the Marshall Islands. That land if you recall was a test center for nuclear bomb testing. Natives were moved to another area. According to Barker this is a prime example of American colonialism.

The creators of SpongeBob to their credit have not responded to her criticisms.

Whatever happened to readin', writin' and rithmatic' in schools?

A Conundrum For The Left

This story will be swept under the table but it's still rich.

A Mexican citizen who allegedly shot a transgender Dallas woman last month was living in the United States illegally and is now a fugitive, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials said.
Domingo Ramirez-Cayente, 29, deported in 2010, was arrested Sept. 24 and charged with aggravated assault, The Dallas Morning News reported. He reportedly admitted to shooting Daniela Calderon, 35, six times in the chest, stomach and hip.

Question Of The Day

If powerful Democrats are against fossil fuels why do the kids work for Ukrainian gas and oil companies?

Like Him Personally Or Not He's Got My Vote

  • Most pro-life president we’ve elected 
  • Most pro-Israel and pro-Jewish-American president we’ve ever had
  • Promotes the importance of securing our borders to maintain America as a sovereign country
  • Appointed outstandingly conservative, constitution-respecting judges
  • Cut taxes and smashed regulations to unleash the U.S. economy to improve all Americans’ lives
  • Exposed the liberal media machine, greatly increasing Americans’ understanding of media bias
  • Turned CNN into a punchline
  • Punctured the inevitability and power of political correctness
  • Refused despite tremendous pressure, to gut our Second Amendment rights
  • Improved the lives of minorities while pointing out how the hypocrisy of Democrats destroys them
  • Taken on China, our biggest foreign national security threat, and is restoring the global balance
  • Consistently respected the Constitution
  • Not a socialist
From the Council Bluffs Cowboy